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    Now if any of you follow the thread in Music Mix about what not to play at a SC.... one of my all time faves is Spirit In The Sky. Why? Stripping to a song about Jeebus = weird. At least I think so.

    So I hear that song come on at work, and I had to raise a brow. It was also announced as a customer request. So I asked the DJ about which customer requested it, and I was pointed in the right direction.

    Me: "Spirit In The Sky, huh?"

    Customer: "Yes! Great song! I love Jesus!!! WOOOO!"

    Me: "But wouldn't being here kinda sorta be a case of Coveting Thy neighbor's Wife or something?"

    Customer: (looks at me like I'm nuts) "Strippers aren't married!"
    Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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    Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
    Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."

    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

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    That's hilarious. I hope you told him that Jesus wanted him to get a lap dance.

    "Spirit in the Sky" has such a good dirty groove to it, though. I always kind of wanted to dance to that one, but figured it would have to be on Halloween, and in a sexy nun costume. And do those even exist? Yeah, it was all too complicated.
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    ^^^ Yes, sexy nun costumes do exist!

    I danced (several times) for a kid in a jesus t-shirt last weekend...

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    Oh sweet baby jesus thank you for reminding my about that song! [/irony]
    I adore the Doctor And The Medics version...I need to go dl it as I only have it on tre' old skool casette tape, lol.

    Personally, I think jesus would totally get a lap dance, but I really shouldn't talk cause I was raised almost millitantly anti-christian and I therefore know nothing about such matters.
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    I'm Christian and I'm pretty sure that Jesus loves strippers and isn't mad at us for getting naked.... lol. It actually wouldn't bother me at all... I mean, whatevs. I'd figure that dude would be less likely to try to do bad things to me in VIP but you never know...

    That said.... am I the only dumb fuck who never realized that was a religous song?
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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasPrincess View Post
    That said.... am I the only dumb fuck who never realized that was a religous song?
    I didn't either but I hardly ever notice lyrics. I'm a bit hard of hearing though.

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    Hehehe......... I found it funny that you said Jeebus, I thought I was the only jackass that said that jeebus. From Homer Simpson when he mistakenly becomes a missionary and he also says it in the Simpsons movie.
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    I danced for a priest last month. 'Retired'. His old college friends thought taking him to the strip club would be a great way to celebrate. They were all buying him dances. It was kinda sweet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AmazingKat View Post
    I didn't either but I hardly ever notice lyrics. I'm a bit hard of hearing though.

    Here's a snippet fer ya:

    Prepare yourself, You know it's a must
    Gotta have a friend in Jesus
    So you know that when you die
    He's gonna recommend you to the spirit in the sky
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    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

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    Yeah...no stripper is EVER married....<<rolls eyes...and slyly removes wedding band>>>

    I never really understood the whole religious anti-naked thing. Wouldnt it be more of an affront to god if you covered up his miraculous work??? Shouldnt we CELEBRATE nudity as a thanks to god for creating us(if you believe in that...)

    You would think religious people would be all for nudity...meh...I'll never understand religious people...too damn contradictory for me

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    ^^^ Hey now. I'm reasonably religious (by modern standards anyway) and we all know how *I* feel about female nudity!

    Female. The boys can keep their pants on unless specifically invited to remove them by me.

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    ummm I'm a happily married stripper? Some customers are in their own fantasy world. ex:
    customer= How old are you?
    me= I'm 27
    customer= no you're not you only look like your 19
    me= no really I'm 27
    customer= don't lie and try to look bigger than you are your only 19
    me= is that your fantasy you want me to be 19 fine im 19

    drives me nuts if I tell them the truth I'm lying cause that's not the current fantasy xoxo

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    I've always wanted to dance to God's gonna cut you down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    ^^^ Hey now. I'm reasonably religious (by modern standards anyway) and we all know how *I* feel about female nudity!

    Female. The boys can keep their pants on unless specifically invited to remove them by me.
    Thats my point!!! I dont understand why someone who is religious WOULDNT want nudity!!!

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