Would you rather have your fingernails pulled off with pliers, or have wood shunts shoved under the fingernails?
ANSWER THEN ASK YOUR OWN!
Would you rather have your fingernails pulled off with pliers, or have wood shunts shoved under the fingernails?
ANSWER THEN ASK YOUR OWN!
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye
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