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    Default How NOT to make money

    First step is to never smile. Get the cat-bum mouth happening, then DONT CHANGE YOUR EXPRESSION

    Secondly NEVER make eye contact with anyone in the room. Keep a bored gaze and stare at the roof.

    Thirdly, and this is the big one, IGNORE MONEY PUT ON YOUR STAGE. DO NOT WALK NEAR THE TIPPERS, OR ACKNOWLEDGE THEM IN ANY WAY!

    These three simple tips will prevent you from making the $300-$700 in STAGE TIPS that the other dancers were making EACH SET while Lysondra and I were in the club :-)
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    Whoah! I thought stage tipping wasn't common in Australia? That's a lot of money..

    Dumb girl, whoever it was...

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    Quote Originally Posted by virgoamm View Post
    Whoah! I thought stage tipping wasn't common in Australia? That's a lot of money..

    Dumb girl, whoever it was...
    It was TWO girls in a row!

    No, stage usually ISNT good money, but when you have two girls sitting there, holding tipping dollars and telling the guys to throw $50 notes at you, stages can be quite profitable. Guys like watching girls together, and were ONLY at the stage once we went up there. The other girls had maybe 2 guys at the rail for their sets.

    "showering money all over the girl is SO sexy. It just turns me on so much!"
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    Heck yeah! But it only turns me on when I'm the one getting showered, lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by virgoamm View Post
    Heck yeah! But it only turns me on when I'm the one getting showered, lol!

    since I wasnt working there....

    I love telling guys that though.
    Theres no sense crying over every mistake,
    you just keep on trying till you run out of cake

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    Ahahahahaha I remember that. Goddamn hoes.

    Note: Celeste and I went to a club together and this is actually what happened.

    I rained money on the girls that had facial expressions.

    Btw omg, I totally see the appeal of raining on some chick.


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    Quote Originally Posted by virgoamm View Post
    Whoah! I thought stage tipping wasn't common in Australia? That's a lot of money..

    Dumb girl, whoever it was...
    It's not a tipping country... but I was showering myself (not high amounts. $100 to one and $50 to another..etc) with two dollar notes and telling the guys to tip fifties and twenties while we were there and the girls started making HEAPS.

    One girl actually seriously just WALKED AWAY from our money and when she saw us pouring money on other girls she got angry!! HAHA.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    It's not a tipping country... but I was showering myself (not high amounts. $100 to one and $50 to another..etc) with two dollar notes and telling the guys to tip fifties and twenties while we were there and the girls started making HEAPS.

    One girl actually seriously just WALKED AWAY from our money and when she saw us pouring money on other girls she got angry!! HAHA.
    It was so much fun, being the 'high rollers' in the club lol
    What a great evening.
    Theres no sense crying over every mistake,
    you just keep on trying till you run out of cake

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    I KNOW!! Being a high roller man... I was like... FUCK that is SO much fun.

    And when that girl arched her back and started rolling around and rubbing my money all over her....

    THAT'S what stripclubs are meant for.


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    Default Re: How NOT to make money

    they are meant for satisfaction

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    I was totally satisfied making a hot Asian chick roll around in my money, lemmetellyou.

    Right Celeste?!


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    If you're having a slow night sitting in the dress room complaining about it the rest of the night won't change things.

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    Bitch to whatever customer you are sitting with about the fact that you're not making any money while you slam back another drink and say you don't feel like doing a dance yet.

    (I worked with a girl that did this on more than one occasion.)

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    Ha ha!

    My friend did this too me on Saturday night when she popped in to say hi. No one EVER gets tipped on stage at my club, and she came over and gave me a $20 on her way out.

    I wound up making like $170 that set, because every guy in the club came over and wanted to join in after seeing a hot girl tip me.
    The world's most uncoordinated stripper

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    Quote Originally Posted by gingerlee View Post
    Bitch to whatever customer you are sitting with about the fact that you're not making any money while you slam back another drink and say you don't feel like doing a dance yet.

    (I worked with a girl that did this on more than one occasion.)
    OMG!
    There are some real winners here too, I'll tell ya. Some of them can't remember they are supposed to LEAVE the dressing room. "But there's no money in the club tonight!!" You won't find the money in the bathroom. I'm sure of it.

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    One of the reasons I keep coming back to this club in Gladstone. They enforce the "one dancer at a time" rule in the dressing room.. so there is no where to hide except out on the floor of the club. Even the ladies bathroom isn't a good hiding spot because there are only three stalls .. and yes this club does get females who spend (only on stage mainly yet they still spend).

    I totally know what you guys mean tho'! I'm a huge stage tipper whenever I frequent a SC as a customer... and yes.. the girls with personality do get my money


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    LOL cats bum expression!!
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    when regulars turn cheap, it's time to kill em off.
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    There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.

    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    LOL cats bum expression!!
    Thats EXACTLY the look on her face. Priceless

    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    I was totally satisfied making a hot Asian chick roll around in my money, lemmetellyou.

    Right Celeste?!
    This girl is a serious contender for the Miss Nude Australia comp. Hope she gets through her locals, cos she has REAL talent (plus is cute and friendly)
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    wait, I was intrigued by the "cat-bum mouth" too. What does it mean? LOL Like a sour puss or something??

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    I dont make a lot of tips on stage cos I hate the way guys wave their $2 tipping dollars at me like Im a monkey in a zoo and expect me to perform just to earn that $2. They treat them like their $200 notes, it makes me angry.

    I know, I should just suck it up and pretend I love to be a toy to make that money.

    However, I give a great stage show apparently, guys and the girls are always complimenting me.
    "Sex is currency. What's the use of being beautiful if you can't profit from it?" - Lily St Cyr (40's burlesque dancer)

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    I don't wave them because I want a girl to do a trick, I wave them because I want her to come over and girls don't come over unless they see money.


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    OMG LMFAO @ Cat-Bum mouth. That was the best laugh I've had all day. Thanks for the visual Lys

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    The club I was just at, they kept their dollars in their pockets. If I cant see your dollars, Im not gonna come over.

    But some guys would wave them, Id go over and they would be like, no, you have to do something first before I give it to you. Uh, No buddy, YOU gotta pay me first, THEN ill give you a show!

    If they give me that attitude that I gotta perform for their dollars, I ignore them. I know, my pride doesnt pay my bills, its something I gotta work on, but its annoying.
    "Sex is currency. What's the use of being beautiful if you can't profit from it?" - Lily St Cyr (40's burlesque dancer)

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    Quote Originally Posted by 21stcenturyfox View Post
    The club I was just at, they kept their dollars in their pockets. If I cant see your dollars, Im not gonna come over.

    But some guys would wave them, Id go over and they would be like, no, you have to do something first before I give it to you. Uh, No buddy, YOU gotta pay me first, THEN ill give you a show!

    If they give me that attitude that I gotta perform for their dollars, I ignore them. I know, my pride doesnt pay my bills, its something I gotta work on, but its annoying.
    IMO, that's the attitude that doesn't get you tipped.

    It's not about losing your pride. It's about having a cheeky fun personality that makes people WANT to tip, not tip because they HAVE to.


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