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    HOLY SHIT.

    We were all lounging around the house, and I went into the kitchen to get something, and she came up behind my boyfriend to hug him and the stripperweb main page was on my lap top right by him!

    HOLY SHIT.

    What do I do? She thinks I'm a waitress! I think I could be caught.

    I guess deny deny deny, right? She couldn't know for sure, huh? I could be like "What are you talking about?" I could just make it out like I was just looking at it if she confronted me about it.

    It doesn't help that my boyfriend was a dipshit and told his brother what I do. His brother swears he will never tell, but I don't know him.

    She'll probably find out eventually, right? Might as well own up to it someday, but jeez does it have to be when she is visiting for the weekend?!

    What do you all tell your extended family? Do they accept you?

    She gives us a hard time for living together, but if she knew this should would hate me and pressure him to leave me. He wouldn't, but it wouldn't make life easy for us.

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    Default Re: OMG I think my mother in law saw Stripperweb on my laptop!

    Does she think you're a waitress at a SC? There are plenty of ways out of it.. If she brings it up, then say they give helpful hustling tips for waitresses, there are makeup tips etc.

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    Default Re: OMG I think my mother in law saw Stripperweb on my laptop!

    Maybe she won't bring it up to you. She might feel more comfortable bringing it up to your bf, in which case he could just say you waitress at a high end gentleman's club.

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    Quote Originally Posted by loveandluxury View Post
    Does she think you're a waitress at a SC? There are plenty of ways out of it.. If she brings it up, then say they give helpful hustling tips for waitresses, there are makeup tips etc.
    ^^Brilliant! I don't know what I'd do if my bf's parents found out though. I'd die, methinks. They're a very sweet, traditional religious family.

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    Quote Originally Posted by loveandluxury View Post
    Does she think you're a waitress at a SC? There are plenty of ways out of it.. If she brings it up, then say they give helpful hustling tips for waitresses, there are makeup tips etc.
    That was my first thought too. At worse you could say you have some virus that pops up adult sites all over the place...I really think you'll be okay though.

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    Default Re: OMG I think my mother in law saw Stripperweb on my laptop!

    why are you calling her your mother in law if hes just your boyfriend?

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    Default Re: OMG I think my mother in law saw Stripperweb on my laptop!

    I agree with the makeup tips and "waitress" hustle issue. You could just explain that you want to see if there's anything you can do to increase your tips, because, after all, you're such a great GF and want to contribute as much as you can to the household finances.

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    Default Re: OMG I think my mother in law saw Stripperweb on my laptop!

    Nonono you don't get it... it was the main page. So say...

    "OMG HOW FUNNY! There's a stripper website... the girls on there are such fucking twats, they have a thread on dumbest shit they heard in the dressing room!!!"

    And pretend you were reading it for the lolz.


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    Default Re: OMG I think my mother in law saw Stripperweb on my laptop!

    has anybody considered that if she did see it maybe she thought her son was looking at it for nudie pictures?
    Sexy Jasmine after getting fucked over at work:

    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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    Perhaps you stopped spending money on her. Strippers need money to operate. They are like coin operated juke-boxes of love.

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    Default Re: OMG I think my mother in law saw Stripperweb on my laptop!

    Good advice, kiddos. I think the virus that makes adult sites pop up is a good idea, or if she asks my BF he'll say I'm always looking at weird websites.

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    Quote Originally Posted by britt244 View Post
    why are you calling her your mother in law if hes just your boyfriend?
    Eh, we live together, share bank accounts, have a mortgage, etc. We're practically married.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ViolaStrings View Post
    Eh, we live together, share bank accounts, have a mortgage, etc. We're practically married.
    just curious.

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    My ex's parents said that they had come from the royal bloodline of Robert the Bruce, the supposed first king of scotland. They also said that they didn't want the bloodline tainted by strippers, prostitutes, and whores.

    Now here's the kicker, hi mom and step dad are ex-drug attics, expected everything handed to them on a plate, and didn't respect my ex eventhough he was the only breadwinner in that damn one bedroom apartment.

    It all depends on if they respect you or not. If you are making good money, not getting in trouble with the police, or doing something illegal they have no right to judge. But then again the only person who's approval you should seek is your own

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    ^ that is some funny shit "This family here is ROYALTY and has no place for the likes of you" (hits crack pipe)

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    Quote Originally Posted by lil_miss_kabuki View Post
    My ex's parents said that they had come from the royal bloodline of Robert the Bruce, the supposed first king of scotland. They also said that they didn't want the bloodline tainted by strippers, prostitutes, and whores.
    Bwahahahaha.



    Too late.

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    I know huh? Well, that didn't last long. Talk to your bf about, and see want he thinks.

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    Default Re: OMG I think my mother in law saw Stripperweb on my laptop!

    my family never cared really, but hell, my parents never really cared about much of anything that had to do with their daughters, so I wouldn't even know what to do in that situation. My boyfriend's parents on the other hand, knows about my job and they seem to be cool with it. I thought they would flip out over me being black, but nope...his parents are just all around cool peeps...I hope to make them in-laws soon. Anywho...their's some really cool ideas listed above for ya girlie...kudos to all that contributed.

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    Try "well, I was a waitress, but then I needed the money... and the money was really good and im comfortable with my decision"

    Honesty?

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    Default Re: OMG I think my mother in law saw Stripperweb on my laptop!

    I agree with your letting your bf take the heat for looking at nudie pics. If you've been on one of the porn sites a lot of times they just start opening up by themselves after that, so even if you had been on your laptop right before that should work.

    If you have to confess, I would always go with the cocktail waitress lie. I got caught paying for groceries with 70 or 80 $1's and said I was a cocktail waitress at the local country club. No one I knew was a member and they believed me when I said my heels (which had already been discovered) were a work requirement. If you go with the cocktail waitress lie, SW could also be something you found looking for advice on hustling (I wouldn't use that word tho).

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    Thank you everybody. She didn't say anything. I guess she just doesn't want to know or didn't see!

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    ^ I bet she didn't even notice it. I mean ........ if she saw a lap top on a table or chair and she was standing ..... she was probably about 6 feet from it . That's barely even close enough to read " stripper web " on the front. I think you are safe !

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    ^ no, she was about a foot and a half away!

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    Default Re: OMG I think my mother in law saw Stripperweb on my laptop!

    Being a user of StripperWeb does not make one a stripper. I am on fairly regularly and I am not a stripper. (Well, I used to be a Chunkendale, but when they started tipping me to get dressed again, I quit. Joke.)

    Possible things to say:

    "I just clicked a link and it came up."
    "It's just a message board with a weird name."
    "It must have opened behind a window I was using. I don't know where it came from."
    "I couldn't believe there was such a thing and just checked to see if it was real."

    Then, It's always possible that your mother-in-law might be more open minded than you think and doesn't care, or thinks it is none of her business.

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    Default Re: OMG I think my mother in law saw Stripperweb on my laptop!

    Well im not a stripper but love coming here for info and a chat. When i was on a shared computer people used to ask me what it was and i said it was more of a girly message board for beauty advice and agony type advice which is partly true
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