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    Default How to break up a fight.

    Bwahahaha!

    A few hours ago (shit did I really work until 530am tonight?) I was at a party and got paid to do some nude waitressing after the party...

    Anyway, these guys started getting into a heated conversation while I was there and were getting about to punch each other. If someone tried to stop them, they'd involve them in the dispute. Nobody knew what to do.

    So I ran outside (where they were) bucknaked and bent over in front of them and yelled, "PUSSY MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER!"

    And they went, "You know, she's right!" and went back inside.

    Then we played Wii Tennis.

    Lol. I stopped a fight with the power of vagina.


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    Default Re: How to break up a fight.

    Thats awesome!
    Best peace making technique EVER!



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    Default Re: How to break up a fight.

    Brilliant. You are brilliant.

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    Default Re: How to break up a fight.

    That was amazng!

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    Default Re: How to break up a fight.

    hahahaha

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    I love it! Lys, your pussy is the secret to world peace! Pussy heals all!



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    Default Re: How to break up a fight.

    That's awesome!!

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    Default Re: How to break up a fight.

    How much would it cost to send you naked to a lot of the war torn conflict parts of this world


    Awesome work girl!


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    Default Re: How to break up a fight.

    You are a very brave girl. and hot but that needs no mentioning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dollparts View Post
    Lol that's amazing!

    Pussy for Peace!
    We need an SW shirt that says "Pussy for Peace"
    It could be a nude hot chick pettin' a kitty cat (just to keep it Pg13).

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    Default Re: How to break up a fight.

    I can totally picture u doing that.

    U know that young guy u were playing poker with? He told me you are hot and he was totally disappointed that he wasn't over 30 LOL.
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