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    Okay,
    I know this is totally nasty, but how many of you have been offered $$$ to pee in a cup and give it to a customer. He wants to drink urine. I thought about getting him a cup or toilet water, but the idea of it, was just too much for me. Apparently we have one dude who has asked every girl in every club in the entire state of Kentucky. WTF????
    We also have Mr. Step on my balls with your heels, as well as the "I'll pay you $50 for every pair of panties you can get off of your female customers or $25 for a bra. I like that dude, I've played him out for about $500 in the past few years. I offer a gal $10 bucks for her bottoms, (she takes them off in the restroom, slips them in her pocket) I take her to the back, and hand them to him when I walk out. Too funny.
    How many of these type of guys are out there?

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    Thats kinda creepy :/ I'm in ky too, if/when I start dancing I hope i never run into him 0.o

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    Hmmm, I've heard of it, but never been asked. I have no shame in saying that I'm so broke right now I'd pee in a cup for someone if they offered me a couple hundred dollars. I wouldn't want to be watched though. I have, however, encountered a fecal-feliac. He used to offer 500$ sometimes more to watch a girl poop.
    There are so many different weird fetishes it's not even funny.
    I used to have a ball-kicking lover at my old club, he was actually the best regular I've ever had. Polite, spendy, and never, ever touched me, EVER.
    He'd offer up to $60 dollars a song. I made so much money off him.

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    I've been offered but didn't accept. He offered $500 but that is not enough to risk me losing my job.

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    I'd pee in a cup for $500 in a heartbeat. You can lose your job over it?

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    I've taken countless sums of money to pee directly into their mouths and let them drink it that way. Haven't done it at the club, but I did golden showers almost every damn day at the dungeon when I was a Domme. It's amazing how many guys have a pee fetish.

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    ^^^ Maybe I should look into doing that as a side gig.

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    Never had this request, but if I did I would just make some other guy pee in a cup for me and give him $20.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ahmeerah View Post
    I'd pee in a cup for $500 in a heartbeat. You can lose your job over it?
    Exchange of bodily fluid is very much forbidden here and I'm pretty sure that counts in a cup. And I wouldn't want to do it OTC.

    I've also heard that it's illegal to sell pee in some places because some people sell them for drug tests. I've never looked into it though.

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    I love pissing on guys. I love it even more for $$$. I'm gonna have to go eventually.... why not get paid for it?
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    Hmmm.. I wonder if it's the same pee guy up here.
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    I'd pee in a cup for $500 without a second thought. I've got to pee anyway, why not make money off it?

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    this is hilarious!




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    We had an incident at my club back last year. 2 entertainers got thier time bought out and were in the champange room. Apparently the customer dropped a total of $5,000 on each of the girls. But this is just the begining of this story. About two hours before closing another customer and 2 other entertainers head up to the champagne room as well and witness, the first two gals, wasted and peeing in the floor of the champange room. Well, no one wanted to leave for fear of loosing money so they all stayed through out the night. The champagne room was very busy. It's sometimes used when the couch room is full. Several other entertainers do their dances and notices they are getting wet, there clothes are wet, knees, hands, feet, all wet.

    Before the night is out, word starts to spread about what has taken place in the champagne room. All of the Ladies who mysteriously got wet in champange room, put 2 and 2 together. All hell broke loose! 3 different explinations arose as to what had actually happen,
    #1. He said he'd pay $5000 to watch me pee, but I didn't really do it, I just made it look like I did. #2. I really had to go and I was afraid if I went to bathroom, someone would bump me. #3 I was just really really drunk, But WTF it wasn't that big of a deal, I've seen other girls do alot worse, why is everyone ganging up one me.

    The later part of #3 did nothing but out rage the already "pissed on" girls. Both girls were attacked by four different dancers, the manager, and the floorman both got punched breaking it up, each packing bruises for a few days. 2 Large mirrors in the dressing room where shattered due to the flying heels. The floor was covered in tracks/hair, the house mom was crying, and the owner was laughing.

    Believe it or not no one was fired! Instead the owner fined each of the peeing girls for the damnages, having the floors shampooed, the couches and clothes of the other entertainers were included in this. So they paid the fine and quit.

    The champange room was then dubbed "The Potty Room", by the owner of the club. Oh and of course we had new signs posted all over the dressing rooms and bathroom, LADIES, PLEASE DO NOT USE THE FLOOR OR COUCHES FOR YOUR PERSONAL RESTROOM! The were a nice addition to the, LADIES TO NOT TOUCH YOUR VIGINA , INNER OR OUTER LABIA , OR CLITORIS ON STAGE OR ON THE COUCHES.

    Just one of many things we never actually saw on G-String Divas!

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    I would do it if I was offered enough $$$$$ but my club wouldn't allow it.
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    I'm not sure what my club's rules on that are, I can't say it's ever come up, so far! But if I could, I'd definitely pee in a cup for $500! If I could do that a few times a night my earnings would be pretty sweet


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    Quote Originally Posted by NewMoon View Post
    I've been offered but didn't accept. He offered $500 but that is not enough to risk me losing my job.

    ive never been offered, but this thought totally crossed my mind. That and jail, isn't that like totally illegal? I can imagine vice using a line like that.

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    That story is disgusting! If I got pee all over me I'd probably gag, puke and want to be paid a large amount of cash (not just reimbursment of clothes).

    Anyway I've never been offered and if I ever am...I have no idea. The only weird thing I've had is a guy liking my feet so much he wanted to suck my toes for the price of dances. I said no, just too gross for me.
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