...to a different club in town. This club is considered one of the top strip clubs in my area. It is considered "high class". I went there with my fuck buddy, and great friend, "C".
I was dressed very nice, classy, but also very modest. I wore my glasses to try to be a little more disarming. C is a little older than me, he is a CEO and millionaire (yeah, he is kind of a sugar daddy but that's a whole different story.) He was dressed very conservatively. Neither of us were dressed pretentiously. I told C how to dress which is what I pretty much look for in a customer.
He started a tab and we started on our first round of drinks. The waitress was ok but seemed rather stand-offish. There were not very many people there.
Most of the girls we saw were extremely skinny. I am a small girl, I weigh under 115 pounds and wear a size 0-2 but these girls actually made me feel almost big for the first time in my life. I saw only a handful of dancers who were more than a size 4. Don't get me wrong, I love very petite women, but I like some variety. Most of the girls were very young looking. Just as well, almost everyone, with the exception of 2 dancers, were white. C likes white girls, and is indeed white himself, but he prefers girls with a little more color to them. His ex-wife is Filipina. His ex-gf is Chinese, and his ex before that was Latina. I am black/mixed. It's probably one of the biggest reasons why he has never really cared much for stripclubs since most don't have a wide variety of girls. I don't understand the point of hiring a million girls that all look like clones of each other.
The stage routines were rather boring. The music was all rather blah. I try to put a little more effort than those girls. It wasn't so much that the dancing was bad, but the fact that more than half of these girls didn't interact with the audience. There was no eye contact and one girl almost walked offstage before she realized I was going to tip her. They seemed rather oblivious to everything that was going around them including straight up money that was directly in front of their eyes. The DJ was uninspiring and simply said the girls name when she came on stage. The best DJ at my club could run circles around this guy.
After our first drink, we had a blond girl (who were the majority of girls) just come up to us and ask "Wanna dance?" There still weren't a ton of people yet. We politely told her "Maybe later" (and meant it) and she huffed, rolled her eyes and left. We decided not to get a dance from her.
We sat for a long time and we were not approached. We did see a group of girls sitting at a table by themselves talking to each other. At this point, there were customers coming in but most of us were not being hustled as well as I thought we should. Eventually, there was a very cute girl with short black hair that we both agreed that we liked. She was a tiny thing (as almost all the girls there were), she weighed probably 95 pounds, but we liked her look (very pin up girl esque), and mostly her attitude. She was 26 years old and had already graduated from college with a degree in musical theater. She was a former ballerina and we talked a lot about ballet and music. We tipped her very well for her time as well as getting a couple of table dances from her each. We paid her 20 dollars for the table dances which were only 10 dollars. We decided to do that so that she wouldn't have to pay the house for the dances she did. Pretty much we ended up spending the equivalent of half an hour in VIP on her without her having to pay the house.
C closed the tab and tipped the waitress generously. All of a sudden she was nice as hell to us when she had been cold, distant, and indifferent before hand. It was silly for her to do this especially considering C had already closed the tab. We ended up leaving early.
Most of the other customers were being ignored for the most part. So I don't think it's only because we were a couple.
I am glad that I did this because the only other time I had ever gone to a strip club as a customer was before I had danced. I was able to see exactly why I have consistently made more money than other dancers and it's mostly due to the fact that I am MUCH more observant than they are. I can spot someone with money almost immediatly when the other girls are completely blase. I put more effort in what it is that I am doing. It's silly for pass co-workers of mine to act like I am either fucking the customers or that I am using Jedi mind tricks to have customers spend more money on me. I also saw that strip clubs could be making a lot more money if they didn't have the club so incredibly boring and bland.





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