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    Default I just taped a sign to a tree....

    The sign says:
    To the person who allows their dog to shit on the sidewalk:
    You are a pig. You owe me a pair of shoes becaue I have stepped in crap 5 different times. what kind of idiot allows thir dog to crap on the sidewalk? One day I will catch you allowing your dog to crap on the sidewalk and I am going to turn you in to the property manager. They will fine you, but I hope you get evicted. Why are you so lazy that you can't pick up the poop on the sidewalk? What's wrong with your dog that he prefers concrete over the grass that was 2 feet away?
    Here is a doggie bag so that you will have no excuse to start pickign up your dog crap.

    I stapled a poo bag to the note and taped it to a tree.

    Seriously...there is someone who lives here that allows their dog to shit on the sidewalk every fuckign day. I am fed the fuck up with this pig and his disgusting dog. For real. Why does he even let his dog shit on the sidewalk? Why wont he pick it up? I want to smear shit in his front door.

    nasty lazy disgusting fucks.

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    Default Re: I just taped a sign to a tree....

    My grandma did something similar. She put a sign on a wire frame saying, "Please keep the poop off my yard," and stick it on her front yard. It was fairly effective. I like yours better though.

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    Default Re: I just taped a sign to a tree....

    *applause* it is ALL about the sarcastic, awesome public note!

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    Default Re: I just taped a sign to a tree....

    lol, i love that. My mom is anal about us picking up our dog's sh*t when we walk him. if any of us come back to the house with an empty bag, she'll senf us back out to go get it.

    I wish everyone else cared enough to do the same.

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    Default Re: I just taped a sign to a tree....

    when i was living in BC someone would allow thier dog to shit in front of the elevator. the elevator yall.


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    Take a picture for passage aggressive notes website.
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    ^ Lol. I shall do that. I stapled it to the tree right next to the poop on the sidewalk....which since it's like fucking 90 degrees the poop is all shrivled up now and stinking up the whole area.

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    I beleive you have the right idea but the wrong approach. I would talk to the property manager and ask that they post a sign... Hurling insults on an annonomous note stapled to a tree is just so passive agressive and could escalate the situation. Also, the use of profanity may offend some of the other residents.

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    Default Re: I just taped a sign to a tree....

    Why is the dog disgusting?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M View Post
    I beleive you have the right idea but the wrong approach. I would talk to the property manager and ask that they post a sign... Hurling insults on an annonomous note stapled to a tree is just so passive agressive and could escalate the situation. Also, the use of profanity may offend some of the other residents.
    I didnt use profanity. I didnt even say shit. I said crap. The managers have signs all over the place on poles saying there is a fine if you dont pick up poop, and they have these signs right above doggie bags. No reason not to pick up crap.

    And I'm not normally passive aggressive, but when you step in shit 5 times on a sidewalk, you get angry. Not to mention the times my dog has stepped in it and I have to wash his paws and he tracks it in the house. It's fucking absurd. This happens constantly. Like, whatever dog this is, he doesnt rap in grass ever. it's not an accident. He actually prefers the sidewalk. And it happens to be the sidewalk I have to walk on 10 times a day to take my own dog out.

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    Why is the dog disgusting?
    because he craps on the sidewalk. What normal dog takes a shit on a sidewalk instead of grass? What lazy owner teaches his dog it's ok to crap on cement and not grass?

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    I think its hilarious.... Id crack up if I saw something like that posted to a tree.

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    Lol^^ I think you should do a stakeout and throw poop at them when you catch em. Is that passive aggressive? kidding

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    Default Re: I just taped a sign to a tree....

    Quote Originally Posted by Peanut_Butter View Post
    The sign says:
    To the person who allows their dog to shit on the sidewalk:
    Due to your OP, I was under the impression that profanity was used. Bringing up the situation to the property manager is something you should consider... they need to be aware of what's happening because ultimately, they are responsible for upholding thier rules and maintaining the property.

    I'm not saying you don't have the right to be angry and frustrated, I would be too. I just dissagree with your approach, that's all.

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    Default Re: I just taped a sign to a tree....

    i think it's great. perhaps they'll see it and realize they're being douchey. prob not, but i bet you're not the only one who feels this in your area.






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    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M View Post
    Due to your OP, I was under the impression that profanity was used. Bringing up the situation to the property manager is something you should consider... they need to be aware of what's happening because ultimately, they are responsible for upholding thier rules and maintaining the property.

    I'm not saying you don't have the right to be angry and frustrated, I would be too. I just dissagree with your approach, that's all.
    ah. yeah, in the sign, I said crap. I made sure not to swear.

    Your probably right too..it's just that the management couldn't do anythign about it unless they stake a guard on this corner and watch every person who takes their dog out.... And the last thing I want to do is cause issues for all dog owners here....I would hate for management to just ban pets allowed...

    There was one other time I left a strongly worded note on someones door...
    This dog barked constantly. All day, all night. I was going fuckign insane. I called animal control, they told me to call someoen else. I called someone else and they sid they dont handle it. They said call someoen else. After 23497 phoen calls, I still didnt have any answers. So I wrote them a not eand put it on their door saying that if they didnt shut their dog up I was going to call the cops and press charges for disturbance. The dog was quiet the rest of the year....unfortunatly, he's back now....

    The worst part was I even told animal control this dog was beign left outside in the heat, which was true. he barked all day long and it's 120 degrees here in the summer. They still didt investigate it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AudreyLeigh View Post
    I think its hilarious.... Id crack up if I saw something like that posted to a tree.
    Omg, I'd shit if I saw that too! Whoops, PB, lol!

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    Im liking the sign.
    Ive made signs before and stuck them in hostel toilets after having seen some shockers. I often swear on mine - it depends on the age group, lol.

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