The sign says:
To the person who allows their dog to shit on the sidewalk:
You are a pig. You owe me a pair of shoes becaue I have stepped in crap 5 different times. what kind of idiot allows thir dog to crap on the sidewalk? One day I will catch you allowing your dog to crap on the sidewalk and I am going to turn you in to the property manager. They will fine you, but I hope you get evicted. Why are you so lazy that you can't pick up the poop on the sidewalk? What's wrong with your dog that he prefers concrete over the grass that was 2 feet away?
Here is a doggie bag so that you will have no excuse to start pickign up your dog crap.
I stapled a poo bag to the note and taped it to a tree.
Seriously...there is someone who lives here that allows their dog to shit on the sidewalk every fuckign day. I am fed the fuck up with this pig and his disgusting dog. For real. Why does he even let his dog shit on the sidewalk? Why wont he pick it up? I want to smear shit in his front door.
nasty lazy disgusting fucks.


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