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    Default Newbie Education

    Given the recent turmoil regarding the direction of the site, I thought I'd pose this:

    There is a 22 year old who has never been in a SC before. He lives in your town, he's coming to your club, and between your stunning personality and overall hotness, you are exactly his type. He arrives in 3 days.

    Where would you prefer he get his SC info? TUSCL, stripclublist, SW, or it doesn't really make a difference to you?

    Yep, you're right, I'm too lazy to figure out how to do a poll.

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    Personally, i prefer the customers who are not stripclub aficionados, but know how the game works. That means I like it when he doesn't know trivia like competitor's reviews and stuff, he just knows this place is supposed to be pretty great.

    Why are you asking? Are you trying to figure out which site to consult, or which site to claim that you've consulted?

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    It doesn't really matter which site he consults. The strip club magic tends to overrule everything else for guys like that, at least for awhile.

    What I hope he hasn't consulted is one of those Game sites or books that tell guys to under no circumstances buy dances to increase their chances of getting a stripper to go home with them.
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    blah blah blah yakey shmakey
    Last edited by AmazingKat; 10-12-2008 at 11:44 PM.

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    I would prefer him not to get info from anywhere and to just go to the club and act with respect. He will soon learn how it works if he has half a brain.
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    I'd prefer him to walk in, grab me, and as soon as we get to chatting tell me he's never been in a club before and let me explain how it works

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    ^
    1.Bring money.
    2. Spend some of it.

    You'll be fine and have a great time if you follow these easy rules.

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    I have actually had noob customers come in and ask me what the rules are, what I tell them is

    1) don't touch the girls unless you ask first
    2) Always tip
    3) If you start to pester the Dancers about comming home with you, no matter how hot you think you are, or how much money you spend on them I will toss you over our 2nd story balcony!

    this usually gets either a laugh or compliance... so far I only have had to toss one guy over the balcony......

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    id prefer him to stay home, most 22 year old guys dont spend worth a shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AmazingKat View Post
    I think I'd prefer a guy who hadn't read up on stripclubs at all but went with a friend who showed him that tipping IS expected at least if you sit at the tip rail. I haven't known anyone to just start going to clubs alone after only researching online but I think it would be a bit disastrous and they'd assume too much really goes on.

    Just tell him not to bring more than he can afford to lose, money for tipping, and warn him that limits for touching vary widely based on city, club, and girl. Also, warn noobs that if they really don't like a girl tell her POLITELY upfront so she doesn't waste her time. A simple "I'm waiting for another girl tonight, but you have a good one" will do.
    I'd say those guidlines are simple and complete enough that they should be posted at the entrance of every club. Stick to the program and everything will be fine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by i.breathe.in View Post
    id prefer him to stay home, most 22 year old guys dont spend worth a shit.
    At my first SC I was either 22 or 23 and gave a postdance tip that was double the price of the LD itself because I was a wide-eyed novice.

    I was like:

    There's an advantage to young impressionable guys, no?

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    id prefer him to be just come into my club and not stay at home on the internet!
    ~jenna~

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