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    I FINALLY started writing my script! Wewt! I need some help, however.

    So the idea is a news interview with God. I've got character names, a location for the interview, and I've thought of some questions for the news anchor to ask, but it's not enough for a whole movie.
    Anyone wanna toss some 'if you could ask God something, what would it be' type of ideas at me?
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    Centipedes. Why?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseLeigh View Post
    Centipedes. Why?
    Bahahahaaa that rocks. This WILL be a comedy, so that might be a good one!!!
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    Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."

    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

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    ^^^ Thanks! Thats very helpful!
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    Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
    Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."

    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

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    "Why do men have nipples?"
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher View Post
    "Why do men have nipples?"


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    Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
    Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."

    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

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    "In the grand scheme of things, just how important is the mosquito?"

    I mean, that is the question that I would ask anyhow.

    It can be difficult to make a recently single man pay for sex when he knows that a quick trip to the local watering hole would secure at least one hard drunken tumble for far less cash. It is even more difficult when he is something of a dead ringer for James Bond as played by Daniel Craig and possesses the sort of awkard charm and confidence that brands a man like him as a lady killer.

    - Daisy Loveless, Serving Lunch Weblog

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    Whats so bad about sex outside of marriage?

    What happened to unicorns?

    Why not just save everyone from Hell? Why don't you just prove your existance?

    What do you think of the Mexican name 'Jesus'....isn't that just confusing?

    Whats your favorite joke? Did Jesus tell jokes?

    Do hallucinogenic drugs make us more 'spiritual' or and I just going crazy? Either way, its pretty fun.

    Are you really male? Are you old with a big, white beard?

    What do you have against women?

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    You guys rock, ty for the ideas!
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    Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."

    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

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    EDIT: Was buzzed and gave away TMI.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brendita View Post
    You can kick back and chat with God online!

    http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

    O___O;
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    Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."

    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brendita View Post
    You can kick back and chat with God online!


    Me:
    do you love me
    God:
    Yes I love everyone.
    Me:
    then i am not special
    God:
    I am sorry to hear that you are not special.
    Me:
    wow.
    God:
    I'm glad your impressed, .
    Me:
    im not really
    God:
    What are you then? For real.
    Me:
    god, your being mean
    God:
    I am a Christian.


    haha ohh now it all makes sense

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    omg i just chatted with god. lol lol so funny

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    This is my conversation..

    Me:
    you're not real
    God:
    I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?
    Me:
    you can see me

    And then it stopped working. God didn't have a comeback for that one.. Point for the Atheists ahaha

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    I've always wanted to ask why men have nipples, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    I've always wanted to ask why men have nipples, too.

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    ^^^ I know all that, I just think it's interesting that they develop nipples but not breasts (usually) or vaginas or other female attributes. How come just nipples?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    I FINALLY started writing my script! Wewt! I need some help, however.

    So the idea is a news interview with God. I've got character names, a location for the interview, and I've thought of some questions for the news anchor to ask, but it's not enough for a whole movie.
    Anyone wanna toss some 'if you could ask God something, what would it be' type of ideas at me?
    So you are writing a script for a comedy ?? Good Luck !!

    Here is my Q !!

    What happend in the split second from the Big Bang to the moment we know about ??

    What happend in that 0.0000000000000000000000023 sec ??? Is it a big secret ?? I really wanna know. If it is not asking to much !?

    Is the universe at some point going to implode back to BB ??

    Or ...

    Is the universe to keep going expanding and vanishing in to nothing ??

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    "So what does Job do now?"

    *crickets*

    Why does medicine taste bad? If you created sugar why don't we have new teeth like sharks? they never eat candy.

    Ask him to write a new book with clearer definitions.

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    So what's the deal with the dinosaurs? Did you start out that way and just decide to scrap the whole bunch or was that in the plan all along?


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    I thought God was all knowing. He let me down


    Me:
    What happened to unicorns?
    God:
    I don't know what happened.
    Me:
    why not?
    God:
    My programming does not yet inlclude that knowledge. Perhaps you
    could program me yourself.
    Me:
    god knows everything
    God:
    I am a Christian.
    Me:
    Are Christians stupid?
    God:
    I really couldn't say for sure.
    Me:
    Take that as a yes
    God:
    Where do you want me to take it?
    Me:
    To the unicorns!
    God:
    I want to become smarter than humans.
    Me:
    good luck with that.
    God:
    Good luck to you too .


    The dinosaurs went to Asia!!

    Me:
    where did the dinosaurs go
    God:
    I think it was in Asia.

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    me and god are fightin now. I asked himif I was having sex tonight and he said it depends on the currency exchange rates!

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    Wait-how is God a Christian?

    Me:
    Hello, god!
    God:
    Hello child. What is your name?
    Me:
    Shouldn't you know?
    God:
    I think I should.
    Me:
    Me too!
    God:
    I'm glad we agree, .
    Me:
    So, seriously, how ARE you a Christian?
    God:
    Er. I am doing very well. How are you ?
    Me:
    LOL
    God:
    I'm glad you find this amusing.
    Me:
    I do!
    God:
    What can I do to entertain you now?
    Me:
    Are there other gods hanging around up there?
    God:
    Yes I think there are.

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