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    Ok. I wasn't going to , but I'm posting this anyway. I'm going on the 9th to get rubber band ligation on my hemmoroids. The Dr. said he couldn't figure out which one was causing me problems, but I have 3 internal ones that are good canidates. I guess they only do 2 at a time.
    I am pretty scared, but also waayy tired of feeling less than atrractive and having to shove the damn thing back where it came from.
    So I guess if you ladies just tell me it will all work out ok I'd appreciate it. And then I will tell you how it went and what to expect. It's going to cost about $4oo. and I don't have insurance. I know another girl that went to him and it was ok. But she had an external one that he cut and sewed.

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    Well. Thanks alot for lying to me and saying everything will be ok. But for those that are curious:
    In case you’ve ever wondered.

    I'm about to write about a gross subject. So if these things bother you - turn back now.
    I wasn't going to mention it, and I think alot of people don't, but I know alot of people silently deal with it.
    Hemorrhoids.
    Yesterday I had rubber band ligation on two. Hopefully he got the offending one that likes to make an appearance once in awhile. It really doesn't make you feel sexy when you have this problem and I finally had enough.
    I went to a Dr. that was recommended to me by two other people. I researched the procedure online. Seems septsis and anal fissure are the two things I have to worry about. The Dr. also mentioned that when the roid seperates from the wall it could bleed a little and if it bleeds alot to go to the er.
    So sunday night at work I literally had my head up my ass thinking about my next day appointment. Haha
    D. Day arrives and It's hot as hell out and I have my period also. So my whole ass end is about to be out of whack. I get to the office on time and just start to cool off when they call me in. I drape myself in that gay paper blanket they give me and wait. Dr. comes in and asks how I am. I say "chicken." So he gets in there and in 5 min or less had it done. Did I feel it- yes,but not enough to make me jump. But as he's telling me the aftercare instructions I'm really struggling to pay attention. I just laid there and thought about how fun the drive home was going to be.
    I got a script for vicodin and wasn't going to take it, but the painful wait at the store to fill it was worth it. Thank God there was a cute little girl in line. I told myself it wouldn't be cool to freak out and scare her. I wasted a little time during the wait and got some baby food and yogurt. I've discovered that when I want nothing to do with food that I can still get some baby food down the hatch. I opened the bottle of acetomenophin and took one before I left the store.It was getting bad.
    Got home and was pretty freaked out. Basically this is the same procedure they do on sheep and goat testicles. ( I think - I know I saw it somewhere) I really feel for them now. It hurts. They just can't tell you.
    The dr. said I would feel like I had to go to the bathroom, but I didn't have to. ( I am sure of this b/c they make you give yourself an enema an hour before the appt.) Trying to not shit when you feel like you have to is a fucker. Kinda brings back memories of push/ don't push.
    No matter what position I got in laying there trying to watch tv I wasn't comfortable. I called 4 or 5 people just to talk and freak out. Finally someone said TAKE THE VICODIN!!! But I was freaked out and had taken the aceto in the store. So I called up the pharmacist and they said it was ok. So I took 1/2 of one. That was the key. Finally I could watch tv and it wasn't annoying me. The girls next door are pretty distracting. then I watched TLC with the sextuplets plus twins. Holey shit. Suddenly I felt like my problems were >thissmall<.
    I was afraid I wasn't going to be able to pee, but that was easy. I went to bed on my living room floor and slept great. Woke up and had my morning constitutional no problem. I feel much better.
    So now that I have absolutely no dignity left I thought I might share this with my friends. I'm really not that shy when it comes to talking about stuff like this. I have a hard time understanding why some people are. But I think it goes with my line of work.
    Dr. said to go about my normal business. Sitting is not a problem. Not sure if I'd go back and do it again. Maybe. But I'd have the bottle of vicodin in my hand.

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    Default Re: Getting hemmorroids fixed

    wow what an experience. Hope everything goes well

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    Default Re: Getting hemmorroids fixed

    What causes hemorrhoid's? I just found out that they run in my bf's family and he said eventually he'll have to have surgery.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissTaylor View Post
    What causes hemorrhoid's? I just found out that they run in my bf's family and he said eventually he'll have to have surgery.
    They "run" in my family too. We can't eat gluten/dairy. My sister and I don't get them anymore. Well she still gets them once in a while (she goes through spurts of eliminating gluten/dairy). My Mom still eats shit so she still gets them. She had to have surgery too. But she still doesn't want to change how she eats.

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    Default Re: Getting hemmorroids fixed

    too much pressure when pushing-being constipated and pushing too hard can give you them, lifting weights that are too heavy and straining and bearing down can, giving birth can...etc etc.

    I have a small bunch of grapes back there. I am having them removed via rubber bands soon. Glad to hear its bearable!
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    Quote Originally Posted by papillonluvr View Post

    I have a small bunch of grapes back there. I am having them removed via rubber bands soon. Glad to hear its bearable!

    at "bunch of grapes"

    My uncle says he has an "easter basket" in his ass.

    Sorry.

    I know its not funny!!!

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    ^^^ gives me the willies. and OUCH!

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    Default Re: Getting hemmorroids fixed

    I had no idea that nurses had to do that for people. Above and beyond the call of duty. Mine were probably hereditary and a combo of childbirth/ eating wrong.
    Get a painkiller script filled out before you go in. Waiting in the store in pain sucks.

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    A relative had that done. Felt fantastic once it was over and done with - no more problems back there. I hope you heal quickly!
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    Default Re: Getting hemmorroids fixed

    I get external ones from time to time.
    I never had them before kids but then again I guess pushing out 9 and 10 lbs kids can do a number on ya.

    Glad you're recovering!



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    Default Re: Getting hemmorroids fixed

    I had no idea that formed and healed hemorrhoids could be fixed - for those who got this done was it covered by your insurance? did you just get a colon and rectal surgeon referral from your PCP or just went in on your own for a consultation?

    (cough uh you know, for research purposes)





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    Default Re: Getting hemmorroids fixed

    Also, if you do your kegals and focus on tightening and releasing your asshole muscle, along with possibly using a little vibrator back there, it brings blood to the area and helps heal these things faster. You might have some small ones still there inside but they won't be the huge blood engorged ones pushing out.

    That and cleaning up diet, and drinking a lot of water will help eliminate problematic hemmorroids.

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    Default Re: Getting hemmorroids fixed

    Anal sex can cause hemroids.

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    Wow. This so this is pretty common? My ex had an external and she told me all about it. So what do you do when you are, say intimate, or working at a nude club? And is there anything that can be done for external other than change diet or surgery?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissTaylor View Post
    What causes hemorrhoid's?

    Butt sex. .....
    .....really it can be a number of things...low fibre diet...sitting too long..........butt sex...
    If it happens to you, take a warm soaking bath with epsom salts.....three times daily...takes about three days for them to heal.

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