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    Can't post in body so asking here. Yes you read correctly, I had it last night, too much booze, all excited, doing great then BAM! wrong hole!!! now I hurt bad, wth do I do?


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    Ibuprofen? I don't really think there is anything that helps except a couple of days rest. I've heard that hemmoroid wipes help, but never hurt bad enough to try them.

    Good Luck!

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    i would take an immodium so you dont poo for a coupel days, cuz its going to feel like shitting razors otherwise.

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    I know it happened before, then I wiped and I nearly died so I took a shower and holy hell the water hurt. Does prep H help? I had roids when I was preg and I think it might be that, I think there is inflammation and I travel tomorrow!


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    awwww.. poor HHL-butt! hope it heals fast!




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    Warm Epsom salt baths...it will help hydrate and heal the injured tissues...Vaseline for soothing/healing and take a stool-softener if you think it might help!

    Damn...hate when that happens! You get torn and it can be so painful...

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    I second all the advice given, especially the stool softener. This happened to me once before, the guy was drunk too and he just rammed it in and I'm still terrified every time I have anal sex because of it Feel better soon HHL bum.

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    My boyfriend did this too me when we were drunk too. It hurt so bad I started crying while running to my room and hiding under the sheets. At least I was drunk, had I been sober I probably would have passed out!

    I didn't really know what to do about it and the pain went away on it's own in a couple days. The stool softener is a great idea for sure.

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    Try the prep H. It might help. Use baby wipes and sit on a ring pillow (like for hemorrhoids) if it SUPER hurts.

    Poor HHL. Really, anal sex is fun when it's not forced.

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    Thanks, I had one hell of a day! Seriously if you feel like reading about it will be under the dotted line, if not I got the preparation H and I have Epsom salt




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    Ok starts off with the children being extra, fantastically, super cranky then the ass thing, then MIL came over and we had a moment of "sun block is needed if you are going to the park" and the "oh they will be fine" and me "not asking, me telling you!" anyway....

    I go to the bank to cash a check and all is well and then (dun dun dun...) I'm sorry Lola but your licence expired yesterday :insert that camera effect where everything goes away real fast and the person in focus gets that look of omg!:

    Me: "wait, what do you mean my licence... but I'm leaving tomorrow to Puerto Rico... but it's 3 pm and..."

    random people in the bank.. "go to this one it's less crowded, no go to this one they are nicer, uhhh this one is 10 mins away"

    me: "THANK YOU ALL :RUNS... FUNNY"

    Gets in car...

    Me: "Brian my licence it expired and and I need it"


    Brian: "Ok honey let me see what you will need...."

    Me: "I can't drive and talk, no head set don't call till I get home"

    half way home RING....I pull in to a dunkin donut

    Me: "what?!"


    Brian: "Ok this one closes at 4:30 and I think you need exp licence and passport"

    Me: "fine."


    Brian: "honey..."

    click


    Get home.

    Me: "Sorry babe had to let you go cause I had to get home"

    Brian: "you need licence, passport, a bill, but none of the bills are in your name uhh bank statement, health ins card, bank card"

    Me: "are you fucking serious? ok let me get all this"

    :ransacks the home to find a bank statement less that 60 days old"

    gets in car and drives to DMV, get there at 4:10, it's packed! people pissed.

    Lady who works there... "how can we help you today?"

    Me: "my licence is expired and I need"

    Lady... "here you go, fill this out and once done get back in line"

    So I do that, get back in line and the people there start to bitch "so I need one more ID and you won't let me... what do you mean I don't have all the things you require?... this is ridiculous! I have to come back tomorrow?!!!"

    Me:, tired of hearing this shit and already looking at my clock saying I am not going to get this done!" Gah! I am so glad I do not work in this place because I would of strangled a few people by now!" silence.... "I don't know how you do it cause I bet this isn't the first time you hear all of this and so what if it was the first time it's not like you can say hey you yelled so much and bitched so much that I'm going to le tit pass and give you a new licence, wow I am so glad I don't work here" about 5 thank you's from the employees and no more bitching from people later... next!

    I got it! my licence renewed.

    I go to the supermarket and well I don't have cash so I go to write a check for my roid meds and the
    lady says "we need your check paying card"

    I look and can't find it so I have to go to Customer Svc where I get a lecture on why I need it and after a few hard sighs and hard swallows I said

    "Ma'm if I knew where it was I would use it, I would give it and I would give it but I don't so all I need is the number, put it on the check so I can pay the pharmacist and then we are good"

    a hmph and a ugh from the lady later I got it and now I am in line to pay for the damn TMI meds and a lady decides to bitch about how much the medication is, the copay and Lola had enough!

    Me: "OMG! yes horrible! horrible expensive we get it, I want to pay for this please so I can calm these horrid roids that are killing my ass!" about 4 people laughed and the lady did ugh! and left and damn it I am home!


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    my ex bf did this once by "accident" when we were both drunk... and i punched him in the face.

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    Been there...fortunately for me it wasn't as bad. I bled, though. I was terrified I'd end up with an infection.

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    Why is this in Customer conversation again?

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    Ugh, this happened to me when I was totally sober and my ex was piss drunk. I jumped up, screamed, and started sobbing all at the same time. I bled, and didn't shit right for a week.

    It gets better, but its the worst pain in the world.

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    Threads like this are what make it so damned entertaining around here.

    Oh, and keep using the 'roid cream, even after you think you're better. The stuff works well, then after a couple days you think all is better and stop using it, and then bam! Right back to hurting.
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan-Va View Post
    Why is this in Customer conversation again?
    HHL does not feel comfortable posting in body business anymore because of the uproar over her not having been a dancer, nor being a dancer or future dancer. She's self-regulated herself to the "customer" friendly areas of the site.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheTempest View Post
    HHL does not feel comfortable posting in body business anymore because of the uproar over her not having been a dancer, nor being a dancer or future dancer. She's self-regulated herself to the "customer" friendly areas of the site.
    But if they question/comment pertains to Body Business it should be there, no matter if industry related or not, IMO. And shouldn't Customer conversation be stuff pertaining to customers and club issues?

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    ^^
    I agree, but some people were making a big stink, I guess. HHL seemed the LEAST offensive of the non-dancers on the site. I mean even some of the non-industry women are here to flirt and pick up dancers, I would have raised a fit over them a 1,000 times before saying anything about HHL posting anywhere.

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    Surprise buttseckz?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan-Va View Post
    But if they question/comment pertains to Body Business it should be there, no matter if industry related or not, IMO. And shouldn't Customer conversation be stuff pertaining to customers and club issues?
    Quote Originally Posted by jasmine View Post
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    I agree, but some people were making a big stink, I guess. HHL seemed the LEAST offensive of the non-dancers on the site. I mean even some of the non-industry women are here to flirt and pick up dancers, I would have raised a fit over them a 1,000 times before saying anything about HHL posting anywhere.
    Jasmine said it. People were really ragging on her so she regulated herself in the hopes that there would be no possible way someone could complain. She just decided to stick to the customer only section as though she were a male customer.

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    Hahaha this thread makes me laugh! Not to make light of your owie, I know butthole pleasures can be painful sometimes. Especially if they're not planned and the appropriate measures (lube!) are not taken. I really don't know what to tell you except to make sure you're hydrated because being constipated when you've got a sore ass is no fun.

    But last time I did that, which was a really long time ago, we didn't use any lube (unless you count the natural lube since he had been fucking me first), and I wasn't even hurting afterwards. And that's unusual because it's always painful for me the next day. Anyways, just take it easy and the pain will go away in a few days.

    And sorry for being graphic, but this IS a thread about butt sex.

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    How's your bum, HHL? I read about your day, and that seriously sucks. I hope you're doing better!

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    Much better!!! Not hurting much at all, but I wonder if the preparation H does anything bad to the vagianl area if it spears over? ugh sorry for all the info. Thank you for the help.

    Oh and I'm in Puerto Rico


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    Get off the internet and party!!

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    Never have been on the receiving end of anal sex, but I have survived a few colonoscopies. Baby wipes help, and there are two kinds of Preparation H that help. The regular kind, red label, has a wound healing medication in it and another medication that shrinks swollen tissue. The other kind, blue label, is a cooling gel that helps with burning and itching. Both help.

    Hope you feel better soon. Enjoy Puerto Rico! Wish I could go there.

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