A customer told me that this crack-whore lookin' chick gave him a hotter dance than I did, and I asked him to elaborate, and he got all shy, and his friend goes, "She played with the remote control." I go, "Oh yeah? The joystick?" He goes, "Yeah." I go, "Over or under the pants?" He says, "Under."
I told management, and management's reply? "Oh I don't like that girl anyway, she's not going to work another night shift. I'll go watch the tape later."
Me: "You mean she's just going to work the rest of the night? What if an undercover comes in here?"
Him: "I'll say something if I see her doing any more dances."
Me: "She's not fired?"
Him: "She's not working nights anytmore. In the day shift, it's all about money."
WTF




Reply With Quote

(<---ha, i just found this smiliey, it's a butthead. How appropriate)



Bookmarks