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    Default Help! I'm full of slivers!

    I am FULL of slivers.

    The stage at work is this archaic stone age made of wood from Noah's ark old piece of crap.

    WTF?

    Anyhow it's apparently gone into full splinter mode because my knees and the tops of my thighs are full of them.

    And they're deep. I mean I can't dig them out.
    So now i'm full of stripper dirt infested wood chips.

    I'll probably get gangrene and have to get them amputated.

    In the meantime if you stop in to say hi i'll be easy to find.
    I'll be the girl with the scabs.

    Mmmmm.... scabby stripper.

    Sexy no?

    *sigh*

    So anyhow, does Epsom Salt really work?

    I'm sick of digging at myself with needles, cuticle scissors and tweezers to no avail.



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    Default Re: Help! I'm full of slivers!

    You poor thing!!!

    Will I be able to pull them out with my teeth when I see you?

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    Default Re: Help! I'm full of slivers!

    Epsom salt does work.

    This is gross, but uh... if they stay in there and get infected, it'll make a big pimple full of pale green pus. When you pop the pimple, the splinter will shoot out with the pus. That's happened to me a couple of times with splinters too deep for me to get with tweezers and needles.

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    Default Re: Help! I'm full of slivers!

    The Other Half,
    You can put your teeth anywhere you like.

    Yek,
    Ya, I know, I actually was leaning towards that I just figured it'd be too gross for work ROFL.

    I dug out what I could and just cleaned the shit out of them and they're healing up. I figure what's left will work it's way out eventually.



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    Default Re: Help! I'm full of slivers!

    You poor thing!!!

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    Default Re: Help! I'm full of slivers!

    I used to be the nurse at home when I was a kid and digging out splinters with a needle was a favorite pastime! I'll bring my needles and sharpen my teeth too

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