I am FULL of slivers.
The stage at work is this archaic stone age made of wood from Noah's ark old piece of crap.
WTF?
Anyhow it's apparently gone into full splinter mode because my knees and the tops of my thighs are full of them.
And they're deep. I mean I can't dig them out.
So now i'm full of stripper dirt infested wood chips.
I'll probably get gangrene and have to get them amputated.
In the meantime if you stop in to say hi i'll be easy to find.
I'll be the girl with the scabs.
Mmmmm.... scabby stripper.
Sexy no?
*sigh*
So anyhow, does Epsom Salt really work?
I'm sick of digging at myself with needles, cuticle scissors and tweezers to no avail.




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