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    Default What, I'm not good enouh cuz I'm not drunk!?!

    I have had it with the drunk bitches going home with fistfulls while I get nothing! Stupid little drunk girl (who I couldn't even yell at cuz I actually like the girl) falls off stage onto the custy, nearly knocks this guy staight on the floor out of his chair, and my dumbass skins my knee saving them both from injury! This custy, after asking me for dances, goes out to get money, comes back, and dances with her! WTF!!!!! I later heard her tell another chick he got a vip when he told me he could only spend 40 bucks! Another drunk chick comes in 2 hours before close, and I get to hear her bitch that she only got 3 vips, when I'm walking out so broke my DJ hands me every dime he got that night just so I can pay my rent (and I didn't even ask him to).

    I got a make over, and I'm making much more over all, but it hurts to think that sobriety is the one thing standing between me and the money, after I worked so hard to get sober- my 2 year is on the 10th.

    I have nothing against girls who drink, I know several who do it all the time and aren't falling all over the place, but the ones making the money are the ones getting so plastered someone has to dress them and carry them out at the end of the night! I was just like that too, and when I was I made bank, but I know it's no way to live, I was so much more miserable then. I just dont know how to handle this.
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    Default Re: What, I'm not good enouh cuz I'm not drunk!?!

    Wow the girls at my club who get THAT drunk usually aren't making money, they are sitting with guys for free coz they are so drunk.

    If a guy offers to buy me a drink at work I usually say yes but I dont actually drink it. I'll take a sip and then say lets go for a dance, then when i dance for him i put the drink down and do my dance. Then ill finish the dance and leave the drink. If he says "you forgot your drink" i'lll take it but ill put it down somewhere else.

    It makes u appear more social and more fun but u dont actually have to drink at all.
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    Default Re: What, I'm not good enouh cuz I'm not drunk!?!

    Some girls can manage to make money when they are that drunk, but most don't make shit and end up in the DR all night, hangin on some dude, or passing out and losing all their damn money anyway. Guys get dances from these girls because they drunk=lower inhibitions=dirty couch dance. The drunk girls probably bug the guys more as well because they don't care. I find it incredibly unattractive myself and would NEVER become drunk at work, especially that drunk. Girls should be fired/reprimanded for being that damn drunk.
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    Default Re: What, I'm not good enouh cuz I'm not drunk!?!

    ^^^
    at my club u get sent home if u get too drunk. it's a good rule.
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    If they are that drunk they won't be making that much money for long. They will probably get really fat, and, like... jandice or something. Also, consider, it is not always that kind of cause and effect; something the girls that drunk don't make money because they are that drunk; they get that drunk in the course of making money (I have, regrettably, been there).

    Ultimately, it's a bar. Customers are drinking. They will frequently feel a better social connection to someone who is also drinking. Maybe you can learn to "act" drunk; not like "I'm soooo wasted" but like learn to laugh a little easier, be a little more ribald, etc. Have something in your hand, or order something that sounds like a girly drink but just has juice and grenadine (although don't make the customer pay for an alcoholic drink; the idea is to create a social environment, not rip him off); like a grown up word for a shirley temple; if he is drunk and he tastes it he won't even know.

    I naturally laugh really loud and I giggle a lot; I can work with a drunk guy while being perfectly sober, and still make him feel like I'm right there with him, you know?
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    I don't understand how the really drunk girls make money. I know a certain raging alcoholic who gets fucked up bad. And she is like the extras/minors police when she's sober. But she turns into a hooker when she's drunk. And that's how she makes good money, unfortunately.

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    This is so weird... I was noticing the other day how one of the top earners at my club is always so fucking plastered. Like, regular customers know her as "the girl who gets drunk every day". Someone literally came pu and asked me if I had seen her, using that ^ instead of her name.

    I'm 20 so I can't drink, but I wonder if they get more money b/c the guys think they can do more with a drunk girl?

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    Yeah, you could always try acting drunk for a few days. Just rock from side to side a little bit when you're sitting or standing. Be a little floppy. They'll at least get the impression that you're drunk, and you can see how you do. Work it out with your bartender so that whenever a guy buys you a drink, you ask them for a shot of tequila and the bartender gives you a shot of apple juice. Quick, low calorie, and alcohol free. Plus the guy thinks you're loosening up. Plus its always fun to make up icky faces after you take the shot.

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    Everyone loves a good train wreck. It's fun, exciting and entertaining. As fucked up as it is, customers are spending on these girls because they are drawing attention to themselves and (sadly) because guys think they are easy prey.
    Just keep doing what you're doing and keep up the sobriety. It will pay off in the long run.

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    Maybe they give dirtier dances, give extras or promise extras. Who knows? It sounds like they're doing or saying something that you're not.

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    Default Re: What, I'm not good enouh cuz I'm not drunk!?!

    I don't drink either. It kills me when some chick on whatever substance of choice is making good $.
    But on the other hand I just thank God it's not me with the abuse problem.

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    I can relate. I worked this girl who got fired from every club she's worked. She was falling down drunk, and had to take a cab home every single night. I'm not talking shit, and I am certainly not in the position to judge her. One day she was talking about the previous night, saying, "I have no idea what happened, or how I did it, but I made $500 (or whatever) last night."

    Fuck my parents are here. More later.
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    First of all congrats on being two years sober!!

    I personally do drink at work, but certainly not to the point of being falling down drunk. In fact, at my club girls get in HELLA trouble and sometimes fired if they are that wasted...which I think is kind of ironic, seeing as how the club basically encourages us to drink but when somebody gets drunk, it's suddenly a problem lol.

    I drink at work personally because it helps me relax, and it's easier to deal with drunk guys when you aren't 100% sober. I sort of think that's why I make more money when I do drink then when I work sober (which I do when I work out of town, just because the last thing I need is to be a wasted stranger in a strang land lol) ....because I can tolerate more bullshit than when completely sober.

    That said, really drunk people are a pain in the ass, so I'm surprised wasted bitches make that much money...meh...
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    And the sad thing is the club is 18 & over we don't even sell alcohol, they have to sneak it in- and out of all the girls I know that are doing something, only 2-3 girls can you ever tell they're fucked up, so I don't know why they don't fire just those girls.
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    You are probably forgetting about he nights when you make $$$$ when they are too busy chugging booze in the DR to work the floor.

    I played drunk few times and sadly, made a lot of money those nights. I hammed it up too, giggling, pretending to stumble a little. A lot of woman turn on crazy flirtatious body language when they drink, and most guys love that. And, a chick who's bombed out of her mind at a bar is a lot more likely to go home with a guy, even though that's not true at a strip club. I couldn't do it often, it feels wrong, because that's not who I am anymore. I'm also not super turned on and fascinated by the PL's, but I fake that.

    Sometimes I feel like I have less to talk about. I don't party with my friends. I don't have funny, sexy stories about last weekend. A lot of girls are going out tonight- it's Thursday. Not me, I'm going to a county detox to talk to alcoholics and addicts about how I got sober. That's really important to me, and something I'm proud of, and custys don't want to hear about that.

    I don't know, don't let it throw you off your game. Use your sobriety to your advantage. You can be methodical and milk ever last dollar because you are sharp.

    (and congrats on your two years!)
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    I've noticed in most strip clubs, there are always a few customers who are drinking soda and water and don't really like the party girl types who have to drink to work. Look out for those, in my experience, they always spend a good amount of money and generally like me, when I'm sober, because I'm laid back and a "good girl."

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    How do you really know these girls are making fistfuls of money? While it is true that some guys like us to drink with them so they can get the upper hand, being f'ed up is not the way the higher earning strippers make money.

    You make money in this business by having good selling skills, looking nice, working the floor hard and smart, and making and keeping contact with admiring customers who spend on you.

    Girls who abuse themselves in this business with excessive alcohol, smoking, and drugs are really losing big time.

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    I work at an 18 and over club so no alcohol is ever allowed and no one is ever drunk. But a couple of weeks ago I couldn't sleep at all and it was a Friday so I had to go to work. By 10 pm I honestly looked like shit....and everyone there thought I was either drunk or high....(I don't ever drink or get high! ....... ever.........I'm 100% clean)... but I couldn't tell them that I was tired for obvious reasons so I went with the flow. I usually make $500 on a Friday night....this night I almost made $1000 ....

    SOOOOOOOO WEIRD!

    maybe it's because they think that because you're not all there when you are drunk they can get more out of you or that you'll be more loose...... or I don't know....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Innocense View Post

    maybe it's because they think that because you're not all there when you are drunk they can get more out of you or that you'll be more loose...... or I don't know....
    bingo.

    I think it's hilarious to fake drunk. Or fake stoned, or fake rolling, take your pick. Customers eat that shit UP, and they really fall for it. I make more $$$ when I'm fucked up, but I also make the same high $$$ when I'm faking it.

    No one can ever tell I'm actually 100% sober. Sometimes I'll put water and ice in a rocks glass and walk around with it. It's kind of like a prop to help me act drunk, and it gets me out of drinking with custies. "I've already got one, thanks!"

    I love it. Customers think I'm drunk and they can take advantage of me...but I end up taking advantage of them (i.e. taking all their money.)

    I highly recommend, if you're a decent actress and can pull it off...fake drunk.

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    I never drink at work but that's because I'm a control freak.

    Drinking is something I save for family holiday parties and even then I rather eat junk food than have a glass of wine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by made_of_sequins View Post
    No one can ever tell I'm actually 100% sober. Sometimes I'll put water and ice in a rocks glass and walk around with it. It's kind of like a prop to help me act drunk, and it gets me out of drinking with custies. "I've already got one, thanks!"

    I love it. Customers think I'm drunk and they can take advantage of me...but I end up taking advantage of them (i.e. taking all their money.)

    I highly recommend, if you're a decent actress and can pull it off...fake drunk.
    I'm totally doing this tonight!! People who don't know me really well always think I'm drunk, anyways.

    I, too, have noticed that when I'm drinking with my custies is when I have gotten my multiple hour CRs. Even when I'm ordering virgin Grey Goose and cranberry. They don't know the difference and everyone is happy!!

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    I can't even tell you guys how much I've made off fake rolling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexxaHex View Post
    I can't even tell you guys how much I've made off fake rolling.
    me too.

    It's hilarious that I have a reputation at both of my clubs as "that one girl who's always drunk or high on E"...when in reality I get tipsy maybe once a month, and I haven't rolled at all in a year.

    It's actually not that hard to mindfuck yourself into feeling high. I usually ask for a really hard trance/techno/rave-y set for my first time on stage, and it helps me set the mood.

    I really hate ordering fake mixed drinks, b/c they're usually made up of juice and/or soda, and the sugar and calories really add up. Fortunately, water looks like vodka when you pour it in a shot glass or rocks glass.

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    A couple of things:

    A lot of times girls will lie when talking about their earnings. "Oh I only did 3 VIPs tonight. Boo hoo." Their idea is that they're trying to intimidate the competition: they may have done one or none but they're puffing themselves up like peacocks.

    Aside from that: yeah, the fake-drunk/fake-drugged thing is a *great* piece of acting. Learn it as well as you can, it's one of my favorite things in the toolbox.
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    Default Re: What, I'm not good enouh cuz I'm not drunk!?!

    I have not read all of this thread just the first few posts - disclaimer


    In a lot of the clubs I have worked within with girls who drink .. the guys are not always buying the drinks. So in effect their profit margin for the night is minuscule compared to yours overall. They may SEEM like they are earning a lot of money however how many of those drinks did they buy for themselves that night?

    When I see girls go to the bar and fork over their own money for alcoholic drinks at work ... that's when I smile. I smile because at the end of the night .. at the end of everything.. I win and they loose.



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