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    Ok I haven't posted here in a long time. I really want to audition and was thinking about it before, but it seems like the more I tried on outfits, the more I started to notice... I think I have a bumpy butt. It's not like I'm fat. I'm 19 years old, 5'5'', and weigh 110 or less. I have gained weight (used to be 105 or less) and I know I will lose it as soon as I start stripping, but what if I can't even get hired because of the cottage cheese going on in my rear.

    I don't have an eating disorder if anyone's wondering... I've always been really thin and so have both of my sisters and I have the small boobs to prove it lol! I think I am just way out of shape and lost the tone in my legs that I used to have.

    ANY advice???

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    Drink a TON of water!!! Dancing will definitely help to tone you up too.

    I don't think you won't get hired just because of some cellulite!

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    2nd the water recommendation. Dehydration=lumpy ass.

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    I have been dancing for 6 years I have seen 100s of womens bodies, some big, some small and some in the middle and trust me out off all those women I've probably only seen 2 or 3 with no cellulite. Most women have a little bit, some have alot, I wouldn't worry about it. If it really bothers you wear fake tan. being brown hides a multitude of sins.



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    You're 5'5" and 110? You're tiny. The majority of women have cellulite. Don't worry about it.
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    Work on building muscle. It helps a LOT



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    Dance girlie, DANCE! Go to your local studio and sign up for classes. You will see massive improvement in your ass, trust me. If it wasn't for dance, I wouldn't be the proud owner of a white-girl J.Lo booty.
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    Plus the club lights can do wonders.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahmeerah View Post
    Plus the club lights can do wonders.
    Red lighting is so nice. Hides many impurities.
    Go audition. Unless you are massively deformed elsewhere as in an extra eye or horn growing out of your back you'll be fine. I've seen all kinds of dancers (except those kind) and a little cellulite is nothing.
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    Personally I've always been a fan of blue lights...they make me feel like I'm a charicter in a Tim Burton film and I find they're less glaring than red lights.
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    What everyone said, we all have it. Some of us just hide it good.

    Anyway, practice your posture. Stand up very straight and make your ass pop out, but not too much where it looks obv. The appearace will look less.

    Nivea's good bye cellulite cream is wonderful.

    Diet, exercise, drink lots of water. Avoid bad sugary shit, soda, and fried foods.

    Tonalin CLA

    Loreal Sublime fake tanner lotion.

    If you a smoker, stop.

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    Squats and lunges, if I wasnt so lazy I would be practicing what I preach haha.
    Those are great for toning your ass and legs, also go on the treadmill at a high incline and the stair climber.

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    Thankss everyone. I mean I've been running my ass off (obviously not enough!) lately and it's like there's no improvement. So I keep putting off the audition until I'm "a little more toned" even though dancing would do just that! Haha.

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    Please girl...I'm twice your size with probably 3x the amount of cellulite(not to mention being old enough to be your mother!) and I've never had a problem getting hired anywhere.

    Dont worry about it...I'm sure you are way more hot then most of the girls in the clubs you are auditioning at!

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