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    Default Has Anybody Seen My Ass?

    Seriously, I lost it in about a week. I have this awesome skirt that I custom made to fit my ass perfectly and when I went to put it on today it would barely stay up. I checked the seams to see if it was shredding cause the fabric is really delicate (dark silver shimmery fabric with a black lace overlay) but the seams were still strong as ever. The logical conclusion thus is that somehow my ass has gone bai bai.

    I have no boobs, the only thing that makes me money is my ass.

    I've been struggling to eat lately, mostly cause I just havn't been hungry and I've had a bit of a cold.

    The following question may be a SW first...how do I get my appetite back so I can get my ass back? I tried to sort of force-feed myself tonight, but I couldn't pull it off even though I'd eaten virtually nothing all day.
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    Default Re: Has Anybody Seen My Ass?

    Can you drink stuff? How about making candy milkshakes? You can make a milkshake with ice cream abd oreos, they must have like 1000 calories in them.



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    Default Re: Has Anybody Seen My Ass?

    High calorie protein/meal replacement shakes. And do squats and lunges.

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    Default Re: Has Anybody Seen My Ass?

    I wish I had that problem!! I second lunges and squats, with weights.


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    Default Re: Has Anybody Seen My Ass?

    I've been really unhungry b/c of a cold too. I know you aren't supposed to have dairy when you have a cold, but that's the ONLY thing that's made me feel better, so I've been living on cheese subs. Whatever strikes you, eat it. Also, hot tea helps make you hungrier.

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    Kind of unrelated, but there for a while I was too skinny and no matter how bad I was eating, nothing helped. Protein shakes, Milk and Peanut Butter will pack the weight back on but in a good way.

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