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    Default "Let me give you a bit of advice"

    Last night I came out of the CR to go IMMEDIATELY up on stage. There are two guys right in front of my pole sitting at the tip rail. I hadn't talked to them yet, but they were younger guys (and I always do well with them) so I'm defenitely looking over in their direction, dancing "for" them, you know the drill.

    Then I get close enough to hear what they're saying.

    They're ripping on EVERY SINGLE girl in the place. "Shes too fat" "too ugly to strip" "She looks starved" etc. I can't hear what they're saying about me, but I don't care. I can't stand the kind of guys that walk in and act like they're better than everyone in the place b/c we're dirty. The guys were tipping like $2 each to every girl, so I said "Fuck this" and just started ignoring them. Dancing on the other side, not even looking at them.

    When my stage set is over, I'm sitting at their end, gathering my money. Right before I get off stage, one of them grabs me by the arm and this exchange happens.

    Him- "So, how long exactly have you been dancing?"
    Me- "A month or so"
    H- "Yeah, we can tell. Heres a little bit of advice. Next time you're up there, if you want to actually make some money (he must of been referring to his b/c I got other tips that were far more significant than what they were giving out) you need to stop staring at yourself in the mirror and actually look at us. Guys come to the strip club to be showered with attention, not watch you get naked and be conceited. I mean you're hot and all, but...

    I didn't even KNOW what to say, so I just said "Thank you." I walk away from this like "wtf" as they continue to pick apart the other girls.

    To keep this from getting too long- this story is summed up by my friend hearing about this, walking up to them, and having a long exchange (the contents of which are hilarious) while she was on stage to get the fuck out of our club And they left.

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    Default Re: "Let me give you a bit of advice"

    I hate it when guys do this. Wtf do they know about working in a strip club, have they ever been a lapdancer? NO!
    Grrr, this makes my blood boil.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Aubreyyy View Post
    Guys come to the strip club to be showered with attention, not watch you get naked and be conceited. I mean you're hot and all, but...
    "well, girls come to the strip club to be showered with $$$, so maybe you should tip more than $2 if you want attention."

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    Guys who give advice are so fucking obnoxious, it's unbelievable. when someone tries to give me advice, I smile sweetly at them and say "oh really? How long have you been stripping for?" if I'm feeling like a bitch i'll say something smart like "oh my GOD!! THANK YOU for your HELPFUL advice!! How did I make it before you came along to tell me that?" If I'm feeling REALLY bitchy, in your situation I totally would have been like "let me give you some advice: you know we can hear you when we're on stage right?"

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    Default Re: "Let me give you a bit of advice"

    they ae partially right but they are asholes and deserved to have drinks knocked into their laps.

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    Default Re: "Let me give you a bit of advice"

    no wonder they need to PAY WOMEN FOR THEIR ATTENTION

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    They're just looking for REAL attention. In other words, they're trying to get a rise out of you because no other men in the club get that kind of attention from you so it makes them feel special. I don't give these fuckers any attention at all. They tip poorly or not at all. They seem to think they are doing you a favor by flapping their lips like an asshole but they are timewasters. If they start to tell me how to do my job because they've dated a stripper/been around the scene/know the manager/bought a g string once or whatever I look them in the eye, cut them off midsentence and say "thanks for the advice, sweetie" in a serious motherly tone, blow them a kiss and walk away.

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    i wouldve told them i was ignoring them on purpose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by made_of_sequins View Post
    "well, girls come to the strip club to be showered with $$$, so maybe you should tip more than $2 if you want attention."
    Perfect.

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    I agree with made of sequins. That was like some fucks last night trying to get me to be right in front of them my whole set, calling me over etc and getting pissed when I told them the more they tip, the more show. Why would I shake it for you for $3-4 when there is a 21st bday in the corner thats basically covering the floor in a 2 foot radius? Seriously, you want VIP treatment? Pay for it fucker.

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    Ugh, I hate this. You were a lot more patient than I would've been.
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    I'm impressed that you said "Thank you," because I surely woulda said, "Fuck you!" You iz classy.

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    Default Re: "Let me give you a bit of advice"

    my favorite type of customer is the type who comes in to talk shit, play games, and tell all the girls how to do their job. if they're handsy on top of that, even better. if they're cheap to boot, it makes me want to fuck their brains out.

    *end sarcasm*

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    Default Re: "Let me give you a bit of advice"

    guys like that make me soooooo angry! if a guy ever tells me what to do at work i freak and make them feel really stupid and rude.

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    Default Re: "Let me give you a bit of advice"

    "Look. I don't tell you how to do your job. Don't tell me how to do mine."

    or, if you're really pissed...

    "Look. I don't come into your job at McDonald's and tell you how to flip burgers. Don't tell me how to do my job."

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    Default Re: "Let me give you a bit of advice"

    ^^^

    I actuallly prefer," look, I don't come down to your street corner and knock the dicks out of YOUR mouth. So don't come to my work and tell me how to dance on stage."

    hehhehehe
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    Quote Originally Posted by britt244 View Post
    i wouldve told them i was ignoring them on purpose.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fionaver View Post
    "Look. I don't come into your job at McDonald's and tell you how to flip burgers. Don't tell me how to do my job."
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    I actuallly prefer," look, I don't come down to your street corner and knock the dicks out of YOUR mouth. So don't come to my work and tell me how to dance on stage."
    All quotes above: FTW! Witty come backs usually work better than straight out saying "fuck you", mostly because they sit there trying to figure out what you said for a few minutes during which you can walk away laughing.

    OP: Kudos on the patience! I hate when people try to tell me how to do my job, and those guys were total assholes who thought they were helping out the "poor ignorant stripper". How fucking benevolent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fionaver View Post
    "Look. I don't tell you how to do your job. Don't tell me how to do mine."

    or, if you're really pissed...

    "Look. I don't come into your job at McDonald's and tell you how to flip burgers. Don't tell me how to do my job."
    Do you work at my club? Because I have said that forever. Seriously.

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    Oh I HATE that shit. The positive side is, you can walk away feeling immensely superior to that pond scum disguised as humans.
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    "And let me give you a little bit of advice as well. When you come to a strip club and proceed to rip apart every girl and condescend to each of them in your douchebaggish ways, don't expect us to pay any bit of attention to you. PS no sunglasses in the club at night. kthxbai."

    Love it!

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    Ok, first of all he's an idiot who needs to get laid and shut the fuck up! What kind of moron goes into a strip club where he has to pay for attention and then tries to give advice? Sorry for that guy being an idiot !

    BUT, he does have a point. If you truly were staring at the mirror during your performance, you need to stop. Eye contact with the crowd is so important. YES, even if they don't give you money. You don't have to get close to them or give them any special show, just glance their way with a naughty smirk and I bet they will shell out some more bucks just to get you to pay more attention to them!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chrissy68 View Post
    "PS no sunglasses in the club at night. kthxbai."
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    I would have said my bit of advice. Same as Chrissy said, "Don't rip on all the girls..." plus I'd say something about their lousy stage tips. You get what you pay for and your not paying much.
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    Man you shoulda told security that he grabbed your arm and insulted you and have them thrown out.

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    arghh thats one of those situations when you wish you had a witty comeback. I'd probably have mumbled a thankyou too!

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