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    We already know this will be TMI, but this is a forum where we love to share!

    I'm just wondering how everyone deals with after-sex clean-up. I don't recall ever having a conversation with girlfriends or discussions in sex ed about how to best deal with being sperminated without a condom. In movies and stuff, people are always just doing it, then they roll over and fall asleep. I think if I tried that, I'd be sleeping in a sticky puddle, ew. So do you ladies shower afterwards, wipe yourselves off? What? I've gotten into the habit of sitting on the toilet to kinda drain but all that sexiness goes right out the door for that. What's a classy way to handle it?!

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    ahah, I have no classy way to handle it besides doing what you're doing now.

    I just make my BF get his undies and use that to wipe off. Sometimes if I'm really wet down there I'll just roll over on my side and keep it between my legs. I CAN'T stand feeling wet and sticky...ewwww, it weirds me out.

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    ^Ha! My bf uses whatever shirt he was wearing to clean his thingy off! I'm always doing laundry and coming across his shirts with a dried hard spot in them it's so gross!

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    Definitely go to the bathroom and wipe yourself off. There's nothing wrong with making sure baby batter isn't running down your legs!

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    K always gets up after sex to get me a towel. Sometimes he'll clean me off, but usually I'll just wipe myself clean. Then I sit up, which pushes out more, so I wipe that off too and then he wipes himself off and we go to sleep (or go start our day, whatever we were going to do next).

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    I prefer him to come on me,not in me. I tend to leak for hours afterwards if he comes in me..bleh. I just grab tissues and clean myself off.

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    After the rosey after orgasm glow drops I hit the bathroom to pee.
    It's the best way to avoid bladder infections.
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    We usually grab a dirty towel, shirt, or boxers thats laying in the laundry so when he pulls out I don't drip on the bed and get it messed up. He wipes off with it too. I either go finish 'draining' over the toilet or in the shower. Sometimes if we've been having a particularly sexy weekend we'll designate a towel as the 'junk towel' to be used for cleanup.

    I've always wondered what everyone else did. I figured it was along the same lines but I don't think its ever come it the sex chats I've had with friends.

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    I wont let him come in me if I'm going somewhere anytime soon. I leak for hours two. Wet panties feels so gross.

    I'll his use shirts too and then give them to him to wipe off. Our laundry is pretty nasty, ahah

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    me being the lzy girl i am, i usually can just go right on to sleep and make sure i'm not the one to get the wet spot. how thoughtful of me? anyway, when i was sexually active my then boyfriend would always clean me up with his t shirt and when things got extra sticky he would get a soapy towel and clean me up himself. i was spoiled i guess

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    I like to have babywipes sitting near my bed and hold it under me as he pulls out so they catch it. If not, I hop up and run to the bathroom but it seems like no matter what, cum gets everywhere.

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    I always go pee afterwards. I am prone to UTI's, so it helps to prevent them and I get to clean up so it works out.
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    BF fetches the towel, which I use to wipe up with then run into the bathroom holding the towel between my legs so it don't run out. I pee, wipe up some more, and sleep with panties on that night. ( usually I sleep naked)

    If I'm drunk....I just shove the towel under my ass and pass out.

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    I like to keep a towel near the bed and just shove it between my legs afterwards, then lay there and continue the whole afterglow thing.

    After those 20 minutes or so, I get up to pee and shower, usually bringing my guy with me.

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    Minor threadjack.. I wish my man could come inside of me, but birth control kills my sex drive. So if I want to have a healthy sex life, it's just not possible.

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    What I do is give him a kiss and tell him I'm going to go start a bath for us, I'll call him in a minute. I pee while the water starts and then we take a bath together.

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    Boy usually has a towel nearby, so I just sort of lie on that.

    Otherwise, I run to the bathroom with my hand over (under?) my crotch. It's very sexy.

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    I'm on the go-take-a-piss page myself. After all parties involved have had their fun, sexiness just doesn't seem that important.
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    Keep a towel close by the bed to wipe off with prior to post-coital cuddling. When I was married I'd cuddle for a minute or two then get up and urinate because I didn't want an UTI, I'd also push out what fluids I could during that time. Sometimes my ex would bring in a warm wash cloth to wipe me off and sometimes I do him the same favor. We'd take turns cleaning up the "mess".

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    Hubby normally grabs a towel off the warmer for me and then I can go clean up in the bathroom. We don't get embarrassed in front of each other anymore.
    Now for something to crack you up and make you go ewww!: When I was a little girl I always wanted to help out around the house so my Mom would be proud of me so I took it upon myself to start making their bed every day. I kept finding these towels in their bed all the time and I remember thinking that it was weird but I would always fold them up and put them back in the linen closet! The day I lost my virginity it all came(HAHA) back to me and I was like "Oh MY God!!Now I now what those towels were for!!! At least I can laugh NOW.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scarlett_vancouver View Post
    ...I run to the bathroom with my hand over (under?) my crotch. It's very sexy.
    That's so me! Good thing my bathroom is just a few feet from the bed!

    ETA: So if we're all leaking the stuff out, how the hell do you get pregnant? I think before I was sexually active, I was under the impression that the guy comes inside you, and it just stays all up in your business. I guess just a couple of the swimmers stick?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrettyCurlieQ View Post
    That's so me! Good thing my bathroom is just a few feet from the bed!

    ETA: So if we're all leaking the stuff out, how the hell do you get pregnant? I think before I was sexually active, I was under the impression that the guy comes inside you, and it just stays all up in your business. I guess just a couple of the swimmers stick?


    Exactly. There are millions of them. And notice how it takes a few hours for all the cum to "leak" out. A few of them are bound to make their way up there.

    It even happens to people who use the pull out method, too. (Guys doesnt cum inside)

    So it goes without saying...

    USE BC! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrettyCurlieQ View Post
    ETA: So if we're all leaking the stuff out, how the hell do you get pregnant? I think before I was sexually active, I was under the impression that the guy comes inside you, and it just stays all up in your business. I guess just a couple of the swimmers stick?
    Semen is more than just sperm. The liquid is sort of a carrier for the sperm, with sugars and proteins for them to live on, and there's a lot more semen than is actually necessary for pregnancy (typical male overkill, LOL). It only takes one sperm cell to make you pregnant, and that's microscopic. Once it comes into contact with your vaginal fluid, it can swim through that just as easily as semen, so the excess semen can drip out but you still get pregnant.

    This is why "dry-humping" naked can get you pregnant, and precum can make you pregnant, and pulling out is not effective birth control. Those swimmers are pretty darn persistent, a man produces 30-70 million of them every day, and it only takes one!

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    When its cold and I am tired I just make sure I keep my undies close by (usually hooked around one ankle) and pull them on to catch anything, or whatever is left after a trip to the loo...
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