Yeah, I'm sloshed btu still.... I got called fat, chubby, old, freakish, ew pale, and ancient. Holy fuck. What bastards. Shall I retire or what?





Yeah, I'm sloshed btu still.... I got called fat, chubby, old, freakish, ew pale, and ancient. Holy fuck. What bastards. Shall I retire or what?
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."
blah blah blah yackey shmackey.
Last edited by AmazingKat; 10-12-2008 at 11:59 PM. Reason: blah blah blah yackey shmackey.
I see the microscopically-endowed are back at your club again. Pointing out imaginary faults to cover for the.....um, fact that they are not getting laid.
I might be able to lend you a flame-thrower. It's the only thing that works on that level of pure douchebaggery.





Yanno, I wouldnt mind so much if I a) had less competition that could not be possibly called any of those tb\hngs, and b) these fckers didnt pay the blls.
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."
Getting a lot of that.I'm done. this industry doesnt want my fat pale,dimply ass anymore...
fuck em





So like you and me can want each other for fun I guess. Cause yer the hottst evr. And the nicst. And the coolst.
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."
^^I'm down with that! We'll drown our sorries in cheap vino and have hot girly sex they wish they could have..or at least see...but alas..they're too cheap to pay to see and to lame to have for free





For real. I suppse that meangrl was right. And flks wondr why Im ano. hmf. Imma move south and mrry CKXXX.
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."
CK & Paige, you are both extremely hot and I would give my measly savings to either of you if you'd just talk to me.
The people who talk shit couldn't get a girl who look 1/9th as good as you guys and they're taking out their frustrations on you.
Don't let the bastards keep you down. Just remember, pointing and laughing at them does wonders.![]()
pffft misogynist assholes we all know better.
thread jack. now that you have more free time lets hang out. i think you still have my number.
As quoted by Luckyone:
I asked directions from a genie in a bottle of jim beam and she lied to me.
Methodus saved my life!





Fuck 'em. I'd pay you to dance for me.





Well, regardless you haz nice bootay and tittays.... those were yours you texted right? mmm. great bday gift! ty!
Love it!
Who are those fuckers to speak anyway really. I bet That when they insult you like that they probably have at least one, or all of those problems. They need to have their vision and brains repaired.
But what so bad about pale or freakish? Insulting somebody coz their skin color is so stupid. And its not like everybody isn't freakish in their own way.
Next time somebody insults you, tell them that they get fined for each insult the say. Make it expensive.![]()
Paige, you are forgetting that we see pics of you here all the time. Your hott bootie avatars alone shut down the server while it takes its own loooong look. That's why the pages load so slowly every time you change your avatar. We have a pervy server, what can I say?
And I mean, seriously. You have this completely irresistible body that drives people insane. Your bootie pics alone should be copyrighted (oh please, please -- we want your ass-in-jeans pic with the hat teetering on top for the SW Asshat coffee cup and shirt. OK?)
Your face is an enchantment -- sort of this magic blend of warmth, intelligence, humor, a hint of goth coloring and simmering wiccan mystique. The kind of pure erotic power Angelica Houston had around the time of The Grifters.
If I ever saw you in the club, I would just hand you my wallet and say, "I won't be needing this anymore. Let's get fucked up together." And that would be the beginning of a great night for us both.
I am so sorry that you are having to deal with the official Douchebag Parade. But at the end of the day, you will still be immeasurably hawt, and they will still be douchbags.![]()
Last edited by All Good Things; 06-09-2008 at 09:47 AM.
paige, how old are you anyway you dont look older then my age to me (im 28 )





Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."
stupid fucker here, reporting for duty.
fat? no
chubby? yes
old? no
freakish? yes
Ew pale? not "ew" to me, but definitely pale.
ancient? no
now let's take a look at the "yes" categories:
chubby: Personally I like skinny girls, my friends say I'm into toothpicks
Freakish: Definitely. To me this is a good thing. My friends say I like corpses with makeup.
Pale: I like pale, Ron hates pale.
you can't please everyone, don't sweat it.





^^Um, who asked you? Seriously. That's just so rude.
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