What's the dumbest stripper name you've ever heard?
What's the dumbest stripper name you've ever heard?



I can't narrow down to just one. The two dumbest stripper names I've ever heard are Moistness and Viagra.
rotflmao moistness??????????? excuse me for the racism but that had to be one of my people. the damn club manage should have never approved
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Epic.



Promiscuous.





Just heard this one last weekend-- Pocahontas. Cerously...![]()






KY.
no not Ky.. like Sky without the s.
No.
K.Y.
extras girl too.
*shrug* gross chick but clear advertising.



...That's the name of the high school I went to, lol.
For a while there was a joke-tag on the amp at work that said "Phallatio." (I know I can't spell!) I was making myself a new tag the other night and when I peeled off the old one I discovered my tag was formerly the joke name "Vagina." Oh, Cassidy and I so luled. I think overall though I tie with "Deja'" and "Aujene" for wierdest name in the club, so I can't really talk.
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Chocolate Cherry, Remedy, Shine, Fantasia, Alegra, and Reminisce (Albuquerque)
Bank (OG's in Vegas)
Last edited by Lovely Ush; 07-17-2008 at 04:00 PM.
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...But Pocahontas??? COME ON!!! WTF???
^^ its better than sacojewa![]()
i spelld that wrong oops






"I've spent some time in strip joints, Charlie. I'm not proud of it, but it's sorta what you do when you're a cop. And you pick up on the pattern of stripper names."
"Didn't know that."
"Yeah, and there's a sort of progression going back to the fifties. Bubbles, Boom Boom, and Blaize begat Bambi, Candy, and Jewel begat Sunshine, Brandy, and Cinnamon who begat Amber, Brittany, and Brie who begat Reagan, Morgan, and Madison. Madison is a stripper name."
Conversation between Ray and Charlie on page 176, "A Dirty Job" by Christopher Moore.
"You are NEVER too old to storm a bouncy castle!"~Jade Puget
My Current Pet Band Is: LAZRtag!
fantasia stands out in my mind though i think there are others i am forgetting.





I hate the name Rainbow, and I've known TWO! Also, there was a girl named Dixie and some customer asked me if she considers herself cheap like a paper plate.![]()
cuddles.. And this was with help from about five other dancers.
Chickee didn't last a week.
Please don't lick me, it tickles..





Monkey. (As in pussy, not the animal).
Personally I would have went with Pussy over Monkey.
Women of color:
Shake your ass and preserve your heritage.
Bang those fucking drums.
Do it for the present and future generations.
Have fun and stick it to the man at the same time. (bad-dominicana)


Cialis. Yeah, like the dick pill. And that's her sales pitch.![]()
Sushi.
a girl that came in on amateur night called herself "chocolate lava." i'm not kidding. it doesn't even make sense.
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