I put this here instead of in music since I'm not really ranting about his music selections.
1.) Don't fuck with the rotation so that certain girls are on stage every five minutes and others don't go up for an hour.
2.) SHUT THE FUCK UP. Put the mic down and just push the fucking button already. Nobody wants to hear you go "Uh-huh" "Yup" "Yeah" "Retox" over the last 30 seconds to minute of every given song.
3.) This ain't a proper nightclub honey, there is no need to announce the fact we're "live." Obviously we're live, otherwise we'd be laying dead on the floor or else we'd be on videoscreens.
4.) There's these new inventions, they're called "Airplanes." When you're moving your office over a long distance, generally you put the important shit such as your laptop on the airplane, not on a fucking container ship.
Yes, I realise you're working out of the CD books which generally suck balls. For that I give you some level of the benefit of the doubt musicly. However, fuck ups 1, 2, and 3 are not caused by a lack of good music. They are caused by you being a n00b in combination with what I'm suspecting might perhaps be a bit of an ego. I'm okay with ego so long as you have the skills to back it up in ther here and now. I don't care what shows you've played in the past, what your name is, what shows you're currently promoting, etc. All I want is a DJ who can select music that isn't complete shit and then click the little play button, bonus points if you're fun to be around.
You have hmmmm...let's go arbitrarily for three weeks...to prove that you are worthy of not inspiring my wrath. I have no fear of dicking your tip if necessary, I've certainly done to other DJs before. If in three weeks you have not proved yourself at least minimally capable, all amaranthine hell shall reign down.
Sincerely,
Amaranth
P.S. God I love how my name can also be turned into a verb!




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Whatever, Thunderstruck is my signature song. Older guys love it and a lot of younger ones, too.
Thou hast fallen out of favor with the music gods....Gulag for thee!

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