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    Default Ladies your not the only ones that get weirdos...

    Ok to set this up this woman sent me a future husband invitation on myyearbook.com and it was only the 2nd email I got from her! Read from bottom up!!







    brian.
    well then. thats ok. i guess when someone writes from the heart and is touched by what you wrote i guess it dont mean shit to you. so whatever. then.
    bye

    ----------------------------------
    Sent by: Brian

    because im not your future husband.

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    Sent by: stephanie lynne

    why have you declined my family invitation?
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    Default Re: Ladies your not the only ones that get weirdos...

    I have never met her she lives like 500 miles away!!!
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    Default Re: Ladies your not the only ones that get weirdos...

    Woah. You definitely netted a weirdo there.

    But WHY wouldn't you marry her? I mean, from her two sentences I thought she sounded awful sweet and like she'd make the perfect wife!

    I wish I could say I'm surprised ... but when you get like 20 guys a week asking you to sleep with them after a mere "hello", this isn't a stretch.

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    Default Re: Ladies your not the only ones that get weirdos...

    Oh I know you ladies get the bad end of the stick but sex and being someones husband is a little different!
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    Default Re: Ladies your not the only ones that get weirdos...

    Quote Originally Posted by TheTempest View Post

    I wish I could say I'm surprised ... but when you get like 20 guys a week asking you to sleep with them after a mere "hello", this isn't a stretch.
    You get a hello first? You're special!! Usually the first email I get from a strange guy is "when we gonna fuck"

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    Omfg. Lmao.
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    Default Re: Ladies your not the only ones that get weirdos...

    I'm sorry ya all have to deal with that!!!
    "The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."

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    how can that level of innocuous insanity mean nothing to you, you heartless cad.
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    Default Re: Ladies your not the only ones that get weirdos...

    This was her first email.

    brian,
    i read what you wrote and it moved me so much it made a few tears fall from my eyes. i just wanted to share that with you how much you got to my soul even though i don't know you that well, just found you i know. I hope your day is going swell and i want to get to know you really well. will you give me a chance if your heart doesn't belong to someone else?.stephanie blohm
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    I don't suppose you'd care to share with the class what you said that stirred her gentle soul...
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    Default Re: Ladies your not the only ones that get weirdos...

    Quote Originally Posted by big_daddy View Post
    Oh I know you ladies get the bad end of the stick but sex and being someones husband is a little different!
    Very true and I could go into how women and men are socially constructed to have different goals out of the opposite gender but frankly this is funny.

    Quote Originally Posted by big_daddy View Post
    I'm sorry ya all have to deal with that!!!
    A lot of it is men saying stuff they wouldn't even dream of saying if they weren't safely behind a keyboard. Although, drunk customers aren't much better. It is sort of nice to hear that it happens to men too though.

    Quote Originally Posted by big_daddy View Post
    This was her first email.

    brian,
    i read what you wrote and it moved me so much it made a few tears fall from my eyes. i just wanted to share that with you how much you got to my soul even though i don't know you that well, just found you i know. I hope your day is going swell and i want to get to know you really well. will you give me a chance if your heart doesn't belong to someone else?.stephanie blohm
    Come on, how can you turn her down? No, I mean really, if you do she might cut herself. Or boil your rabbit. You got to her SOUL. The lilting dulcet tones that seemed to waft out of her computer screen when you wrote that immortal line, "what's up" was magical damn it. How could you lead her on like that?


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    Default Re: Ladies your not the only ones that get weirdos...

    case in point: FIRST email from some dude I dont know:

    "
    u tell me wts a good time for you and where can we meet call at 786-546-2456 Jay "

    WTF?? Does this shit EVER work??

    And I second wanting to know what you wrote that made her go all weepy-psycho...

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    This is what she read it's on my profile I did not send it to her.

    I'm legally married but we are getting divorced no if and or buts about it. I have read so many profiles and women want men that know what they want. I want a house in the country, I want 2.5 kids, a suv and a dog named checkers that my little girl just had to have. I want to walk thru the yard late at night seeing if there's "something out there" and stub my toe on my sons bike. I want to take appart the vcr to find a GI Joe stuck in it. Am I nuts? No I want all the things I have been missing out on my adult life!!!!!!!! I want a family to have family nights with, to go on vacations with the family to somewhere my wife just had to go to. A wife to be mad at me when she asks me and I tell her those pants make your butt look big! I'm a guy I have a good eye for that! And I'm onrey so I might tell you that as I'm running to the bath room so I can lock the door!! She must not mind getting dirty my hobby is ATVing and I can get REALLY dirty sometimes!!! LOL I'm looking for love, someone to have a family with and share what life has to offer. Someone who can deal with lifes ups and downs and not run and hide but face them head on! I have nothing to hide. I would like to meet new people and someone to spend time with. Not looking for a one night thing.......sound too good to be true? Why not find out for yourself? Having a family of my own is very important to me. I am looking for someone who is looking to eventually start a family or add to it. If your still reading I'm fun, open to new things, I'm a good listener, and think I can give good advice. I try to help in anyway I can. I love animals, I have 3 of my own. I'm a down to earth person looking for the same. Looking for someone who can accept my imperfections as I can accept hers. I'm pretty independent but I need a boost sometimes, I need someone who can do that. When life gets tough she can put her arms around me and tell me "everything will be fine!"

    I wright too.... As I sit here in the dark, waiting and hoping that a little peice of heaven comes my way. I notice the clouds are parting, and a little bit of light shines thru the gray. The light is a face, a new face, a bright and warm face. One that knows heartache, one that knows pain. But one that still shines reguardless of her strain. She is a light for me, for me to see. That no matter how hard life can be, and how tought times seem. Life goes on you see, so take all the heartache, pain and strain and put them behind you like a long dark train. For life is to short were not here long make the best of it, it wont last long.

    A song I wrote

    She shows me...
    I’m getting so tired of all these endless sleepless nights.

    One of these days I’m gonna get it all right.

    When I was with you everything was alright.

    Looking back now it doesnt seem right.

    You never loved me, held me, tucked me in tight.

    You never helped me, showed me how everythings gonna be alright.

    You never loved me, held me, tucked me in tight.

    You never helped me, showed me how everythings gonna be alright

    but I’ll show you

    oh

    I’ll show you.

    She seemed so inosent in that formal evening gown.

    Who would’ve thought she wouldnt turn me down.

    We had so much fun dancing on that sandy ground.

    You know after one year shes tells me without a sound.

    I’m gonna love you, hold you, tuck you in tight.

    I’m gonna help you, show you everythings gonna be alright.

    I’m gonna love you hold you tuck you in tight

    I’m gonna help you show you everythings gonna be alright

    I finally found someone who

    loves me, holds me, tucks me in tight.

    She helps me shows me everythings gonna be alright.

    She loves me, holds me, tucks me in tight.

    She helps me, shows me, everythings gonna be alright

    She shows me

    oh

    She shows me.
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    Brian will you marry me?
    I mean after you get divorced?
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    I would go on a date with ya!
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    Default Re: Ladies your not the only ones that get weirdos...

    Oh well....clearly you asked for it then. That is pure psycho bait!!!!


    and Ps: awwwwwwwwwwww

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    Default Re: Ladies your not the only ones that get weirdos...

    Really it is???????????????
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    Quote Originally Posted by big_daddy View Post
    Really it is???????????????
    You describe yourself as the perfect family man. Who actually WANTS a family and is all mushy and romantic about it. Psychos will read that as you are talking directly to them and then go postal when you arent ready and willing to walk down the aisle tomorrow...I mean..after all ..you SAID thats what you want!!

    I deal with a lot of psychos and have gotten to have a feeling for how they think(goddess help me).

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    Default Re: Ladies your not the only ones that get weirdos...

    Does she have any pictures?

    BTW, I think you're a total idiot for turning her down

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    I can see that but never thought about it.
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    Default Re: Ladies your not the only ones that get weirdos...

    Yes she did have pics and I'm not attracted to her. I'm thinking I'm going to change it!
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    Default Re: Ladies your not the only ones that get weirdos...

    Awww... you big softie you! You come across as devoted, family-oriented, sensitive and vulnerable.

    You gotta change that shit, quick. Add something about how you wanna blow you next 3 paychecks at the strip club or something.

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    Yeah I wish I could do that!!!
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    Yea ugh no. Anyone who asks to marry you on the 2nd email is a red flag. You need a crazy detector.
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    Default Re: Ladies your not the only ones that get weirdos...

    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk View Post
    Anyone who asks to marry you on the 2nd email is a red flag.
    But asking on the 1st e-mail is OK, right? Just wanna make sure I propose to my future online husband that I do it in the correct number of e-mails. Also, he doesn't have to respond to them before I pop the question, right?

    -snickers-

    Yeah BD, joking aside (oh but I got tons more), you should really change the profile to limit how many crazies you attract.

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