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    Default Re: Ask me one more time "are your tits fake?" and im gonna rip your balls off

    i would be annoyed as hell if someone asked me... i would probably say half the stuff you guys wrote above...

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    Default Re: Ask me one more time "are your tits fake?" and im gonna rip your balls off

    I just tell them for twenty bucks you get seven thousand dollars of boobs shoved in your face. I'm really quite the philanthropist.

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    Default Re: Ask me one more time "are your tits fake?" and im gonna rip your balls off

    im 5'4 i weigh about 130 and i have 36 f's now and there natural i always deal w people asking me if their fake and it pisses me off to no end

    especially when i say get a dance and find out then they touch and still dont know...its like what have u been living under a rock asshole??? lmao

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    Default Re: Ask me one more time "are your tits fake?" and im gonna rip your balls off

    I'm not saying it isn't a rude thing to ask, but come on, this sort of thing comes with the territory. And as far as the dumb things strippers get asked, I think it's very low on the list. I think those of you on the verge of homicidal rage because of an innocent dumb question should take a deep breath and practice the multitude of stupid answers for stupid questions available to us.

    You can't think about this shit or take it personally or you'll be a far less effective stripper. Do you care why they ask? Do you care what they ask? No. You care about getting their money. Tailor your response to most effectively accomplish that objective.

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    Default Re: Ask me one more time "are your tits fake?" and im gonna rip your balls off

    If I'm asked if my boobs are real I tell them..."Naw, it's all done with lights and mirrors" They of course are shocked and then I'll tell them that that's what I paid or them and Iget to touch them all the time, for $ 6000 they can too!

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    Default Re: Ask me one more time "are your tits fake?" and im gonna rip your balls off

    Quote Originally Posted by i.breathe.in View Post
    i just use the generic "yeah they are real...real expensive...now get a dance."

    the line i have heard used successfully by one dancer is similiar except she says at the end .... would you like to help me pay them off?

    when i was younger i had this question in re my and so i can empathise to a certain extent ... except because i do have small breasts i just looked at them blankly and said "Generally people with boob jobs go much larger than this!" whilst pointing to my small boobs.



    enter: E3167322D9 for your 10% discount

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    Default Re: Ask me one more time "are your tits fake?" and im gonna rip your balls off

    I can understand why this annoys the hell out of some of you.

    I've never had a BA, but my boobs are a full D. I get asked this question all the time, along with, what's your cup size? Yada Yada.

    What I don't like is when people don't believe me when I tell them they're real and insist on telling me to stop lying or re-ask me the question repeatedly until my answer changes.

    They're such time wasters. I'll never understand why people can't tell real boobies from a boob job. Some men are so clueless.

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    Default Re: Ask me one more time "are your tits fake?" and im gonna rip your balls off

    i always say, "you're not imagining them"
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