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  • I'm a Corvette: An all-American classic.

    3 6.67%
  • I'm a Ferrari: By definition Sexy.

    4 8.89%
  • I'm a Lamborghini: I turn heads- at breakneck speeds.

    3 6.67%
  • An Aston Martin: One of a kind.

    8 17.78%
  • a Mercedes Benz: I'm a smooooth ride.

    8 17.78%
  • A Hummer: wait... a hummer is a car? What a dirty mind you have.

    0 0%
  • Other (please specify)

    19 42.22%
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    Default If you were a car...

    what kind of car would you be?

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    A purple Mini! Small, weirdly fashionable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinatalie View Post
    Very nice. You would be the fastest car in the world.

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    I picked Benz, but that may be cuz I'm in love with this fucker:

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    yessssssssssssss...


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    loveandluxury has it right, the mercedes-mclaren SLR

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrettyCurlieQ View Post
    I picked Benz, but that may be cuz I'm in love with this fucker:
    They actually just changed the body style slightly on that:

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    Aston Martin.

    Rich old men want to ride me.



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    Quote Originally Posted by hardkandee View Post
    Aston Martin.

    Rich old men want to ride me.
    Damn you! You beat me to it!


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    I picked the Benz (out of those choices), but I've always been more of a BMW guy, among German marques.
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    If I get to pick, I'm going to be a Veyron. In Red M and Black M.

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    I'd probably be a convertible PT Cruiser. A bit old-fashioned, but still modern, and a small, odd set finds them sexy and appealing while everyone else just thinks they're weird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seraya View Post
    Damn you! You beat me to it!
    LOL!! I couldn't help myself.



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    No All-American classic mustang?

    On second thought: a Jetta.

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    Tesla Roadster. Super fast, super sexy, while environmentally friendly. no gas needed (it's electric!)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    I'd probably be a convertible PT Cruiser. A bit old-fashioned, but still modern, and a small, odd set finds them sexy and appealing while everyone else just thinks they're weird.
    Yeah, I was thinking about putting a topless option in but I couldn't think of a good one. Sorry.

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    A Porsche GT2.

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    78 Trans Am, ala Smokey and the Bandit. Classy and slightly redneck.

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    I would be a '51 Jaguar Mark V. Classy, curvy, but not too small.
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    GTO's are my idea of what sex on wheels would look like ! I wanna be that car!!
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    I would be Christine!! So I could mow people down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk View Post
    I would be Christine!! So I could mow people down.
    ^ that so deserves a high five
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    I'd be a souped up pinto wagon covered in shag carpeting cept on top, cuz no one else will be like me!

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    I picked Aston Martin.

    That said, I'm really more of an '81 DeLorean DMC. Futuristic, geeky, cool as shit, and very rare.
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