what kind of car would you be?
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I'm a Corvette: An all-American classic.
I'm a Ferrari: By definition Sexy.
I'm a Lamborghini: I turn heads- at breakneck speeds.
An Aston Martin: One of a kind.
a Mercedes Benz: I'm a smooooth ride.
A Hummer: wait... a hummer is a car? What a dirty mind you have.
Other (please specify)
what kind of car would you be?










A purple Mini! Small, weirdly fashionable.





I picked Benz, but that may be cuz I'm in love with this fucker:
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Animals are my friends, and I don't eat my friends.- George Bernard Shaw
loveandluxury has it right, the mercedes-mclaren SLR





Aston Martin.
Rich old men want to ride me.
Because there ain't no tits on the radio









I picked the Benz (out of those choices), but I've always been more of a BMW guy, among German marques.
"Women, not girls, rule my world" - Prince
"No parking on the dance floor" - Midnight Star
If I get to pick, I'm going to be a Veyron. In Red M and Black M.
I'd probably be a convertible PT Cruiser. A bit old-fashioned, but still modern, and a small, odd set finds them sexy and appealing while everyone else just thinks they're weird.









Tesla Roadster. Super fast, super sexy, while environmentally friendly. no gas needed (it's electric!)
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A Porsche GT2.





78 Trans Am, ala Smokey and the Bandit. Classy and slightly redneck.





I would be a '51 Jaguar Mark V. Classy, curvy, but not too small.
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GTO's are my idea of what sex on wheels would look like! I wanna be that car!!
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We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.
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I would be Christine!!So I could mow people down.
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you live like an ivy vine
you can only survive by clinging onto trees
that's your flaw
put down some roots so you can stand on your own
-Kenpachi
I'd be a souped up pinto wagon covered in shag carpeting cept on top, cuz no one else will be like me!



I picked Aston Martin.
That said, I'm really more of an '81 DeLorean DMC. Futuristic, geeky, cool as shit, and very rare.
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