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    Default Cold feet, big tummy :-(

    Argh, so:

    I found a club that looks pretty promising and auditioned there and got a response that translates to "You're too fat, but I'll hire you anyway if you really want." Argh! I know I'm not *that* fat, just sort of borderline, but lighting that makes my skin look pasty makes my tummy stick out (too much blacklight!) and now I'm all discouraged. They wanted to give me a day shift tomorrow, but the fees were high and I don't think I'm looking good enough to pull my usual blood-from-a-stone hustle, which I used to have refined to an art. :-(

    I'm just feeling discouraged. I'm not sure I *can* get more in-shape than this without dancing regularly. My size isn't bad, it's that I'm squarish and have a pooch.

    Just... bleh.

    Maybe I'll try Niteflirt.
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    i think people like going to parties and clubs and looking like douchebags.

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    Default Re: Cold feet, big tummy :-(

    Pic ?

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    Default Re: Cold feet, big tummy :-(

    Oh what the hell EVER...you arent anywhere CLOSE to fat. You are adorable and ANY club should be bending over doing whatever it takes to get you to work there. Screw them. Dont listen.

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    Default Re: Cold feet, big tummy :-(

    I wouldn't be in such a funk if it wasn't for how I looked in the mirror. The lighting was really unkind, and... well. Right now I apparently look a lot better with my clothes on than off, I look a lot better with my clothes off in either red or normal room lighting than under blacklight (I swear I even looked better in the fluorescent-lit dressing room) and I feel like in the industry the way it is now I can't possibly compete. :-(

    Thanks for the vote of confidence though. I don't mean to be such a downer.
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    Default Re: Cold feet, big tummy :-(

    well I dont know about all that,but I JUST saw you and you were so cute I wanted to nibble your little pouty lower lip!!

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    *grins* Ya sweetie. :-)
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    They're gonna hire you so, no problem. Who cares what kind of attitude they gave you? Just go in and get to work and the weight will start coming off, plus you'll be making money. Toughen up that stripper skin, hired is hired.

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    You'll be fine! They hired you so get your butt in there and make some money honey! And you don't look near fat in your avatar pic. The managers in clubs aren't usually that nice to begin with so that's probably just how they are towards everyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward View Post
    They're gonna hire you so, no problem. Who cares what kind of attitude they gave you? Just go in and get to work and the weight will start coming off, plus you'll be making money. Toughen up that stripper skin, hired is hired.
    QFT! Owners (esp. if you went anywhere near rockstar!) are going to be jackasses. If you're making the money for stage fee then the don't give a shit. And yeah, it WILL take a few weeks for your stripper muscle tone to really firm up.

    You just got back in the game, cut yourself a little slack!

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    Yeahwell. Combination of the club lights really being brutal and there being about two people in the club at 4:00, neither of whom could look up from their video poker to tip, and the day shift mandatory fee being $22.

    I'd rather start back up at a place that has kinder lights, and either has more traffic or has a percentage fee (as that way I'll feel confident knowing I'm not going to go home losing money.)
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    i think people like going to parties and clubs and looking like douchebags.

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    Default Re: Cold feet, big tummy :-(

    Ew you are so not fat! They're probably just upset about their own looks and think that playing on your self-esteem will get you to work at their shitty club.

    Go somewhere else! It sounds like they don't get quality girls so they're gonna try to keep you from running away after you see how bad it is.

    I know 4pm isn't prime time but COME ON, I know it can be loads better than you described.

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