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    i am bored, so i will share a little story with you.

    a very very skinny (i very rarely say that, but REALLY) very very hyper and annoying blonde girl started working at my club a few days ago. she goes by the name "sunny". she was fired today for very apparent nose-candy use. her best friend (a dark haired girl) who goes by the name "rain" (seriously. sunny and rain) is still there for the time being, even though she is obviously also a coke-head. they started at the same time and sunny's dad brings them both to work every day.

    we (the collective of "regular" girls) were thrilled when they started. trust me.

    anyway:

    yesterday i'm in the dressing room, putting on make-up while 1/2 asleep. sunny and rain arrive and are already chatting up a storm (puns!). i'm the only other girl in the dressing room (everyone else is out on the floor) and my "just had my first coffee" self is none-to-thrilled about the OMGOMGOMGCHATCHATCHATWEEEE happening 3 feet away from me.

    about 30 seconds into their arrival, sunny starts to tell rain a story that goes a little something like this:

    "so my dad was driving me to work and my boyfriend was riding along in the back seat. i was kind of fucked up and we were laughing about something. girl let me tell you, i laughed so hard that i shit my pants! i didn't even really know what happened at first, but my ass felt wet. so i put my hand down my pants and when i pulled it out there was shit all over it! i showed my boyfriend and he threw up all over my dad's truck. we had to pull into a gas station so i could clean my ass before work."

    .................................................. ..................................

    i just stared straight ahead into the mirror for about 2 minutes straight

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    eeeewwww! thats nasty! this is the EXACT reason i stay out of the DR. if i heard that before my shift thats all id be thinking all day! kudos for making it through that shift

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    Is it bad that I think that's funny as hell? I don't know how you maintained your composure! But yeah, definitely not classy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snow white View Post
    eeeewwww! thats nasty! this is the EXACT reason i stay out of the DR. if i heard that before my shift thats all id be thinking all day! kudos for making it through that shift
    well i usually put my make-up on at home so i have to spend as little time in the DR as possible, but on this occasion i had run out of tinted moisturizer and needed to pick some up on my way in. sephora is right near my work (which, btw is UNFAIR) but both are across town for me... so if i have to go i go before or after work usually.

    so yeah... i got stuck doing my make-up at work and that's what i get. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by virgoamm View Post
    Is it bad that I think that's funny as hell? I don't know how you maintained your composure! But yeah, definitely not classy.
    oh it's definitely funny, but it's also horrific.

    i was mostly able to maintain my composure by the fact that i didn't want to encourage either of them into talking to me. lol

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    thats so awesome, i'm glad you didn't just plain put it in Overheard in the DR, because it deserves a thread of its own really

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    Reason 5,892 Why Not To Do Coke!
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    Holy "crap" that was funny!

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    I think I would have swallowed my own tongue.

    Thanks so much for sharing this with us.

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    wtf? how the hell do you accidentally shit your pants if you're not under the age of 6 or over 60?


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    Oh my gosh. How could you not even snort?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeska View Post
    wtf? how the hell do you accidentally shit your pants if you're not under the age of 6 or over 60?

    coke is cut with nast shit (har har)

    once back when i did it i got a batch cut with baby laxatives. i shit myself. it was not pleasant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by virgoamm View Post
    Is it bad that I think that's funny as hell? I don't know how you maintained your composure! But yeah, definitely not classy.
    LMAO I was thinking the same thing...I don't think I would've burst out laughing..but I woudl've done the same thing as Pretty_Penny and thought, "omg I cant' wait to write about this shit on SW tonight"







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    Excellent. Just excellent.

    There are so many things WRONG with that story. I dont even know where to begin. WOW

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    Ewwww... but funny.
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    hilarious!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    Oh my gosh. How could you not even snort?
    i'm like a ninja

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    Quote Originally Posted by cinammonkisses View Post
    LMAO I was thinking the same thing...I don't think I would've burst out laughing..but I woudl've done the same thing as Pretty_Penny and thought, "omg I cant' wait to write about this shit on SW tonight"
    i was totally thinking that.

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    why do I always open these threads when I'm eating...

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    You win the prize for the best of "Overheard" this week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimist View Post
    You win the prize for the best of "Overheard" this week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
    HOORAY!

    what do i get?!

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    ^ Funny. It's even better that she didn't try to hide it . She happily waved her little shit covered hand around the vehicle. I just had my first coffee of the morning . What a great story to start my day !

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    Quote Originally Posted by i.breathe.in View Post
    coke is cut with nast shit (har har)

    once back when i did it i got a batch cut with baby laxatives. i shit myself. it was not pleasant.

    Haha. Me too!
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    What the freaking fucking motherfucker?! I think I would have really reeaally needed a cocktail after that story. Yikes.

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    You get an all expenses paid trip to the VIP!!!!
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