i am bored, so i will share a little story with you.
a very very skinny (i very rarely say that, but REALLY) very very hyper and annoying blonde girl started working at my club a few days ago. she goes by the name "sunny". she was fired today for very apparent nose-candy use. her best friend (a dark haired girl) who goes by the name "rain" (seriously. sunny and rain) is still there for the time being, even though she is obviously also a coke-head. they started at the same time and sunny's dad brings them both to work every day.
we (the collective of "regular" girls) were thrilled when they started. trust me.
anyway:
yesterday i'm in the dressing room, putting on make-up while 1/2 asleep. sunny and rain arrive and are already chatting up a storm (puns!). i'm the only other girl in the dressing room (everyone else is out on the floor) and my "just had my first coffee" self is none-to-thrilled about the OMGOMGOMGCHATCHATCHATWEEEE happening 3 feet away from me.
about 30 seconds into their arrival, sunny starts to tell rain a story that goes a little something like this:
"so my dad was driving me to work and my boyfriend was riding along in the back seat. i was kind of fucked up and we were laughing about something. girl let me tell you, i laughed so hard that i shit my pants! i didn't even really know what happened at first, but my ass felt wet. so i put my hand down my pants and when i pulled it out there was shit all over it! i showed my boyfriend and he threw up all over my dad's truck. we had to pull into a gas station so i could clean my ass before work."
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i just stared straight ahead into the mirror for about 2 minutes straight



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