This site is fun...
http://notalwaysright.com/





This site is fun...
http://notalwaysright.com/
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."




The one about the bird made me sad...
that was fab...
Please don't lick me, it tickles..





What a great site! Brings back fond memories of my days in retail!



Some people seriously shouldn't be allowed to own pets.
Tell me about! My favourite customers were the ones who would get SO ANGRY and start yelling and causing a scene over nothing so all the other customers would stop and stare because they're being so stupid. The best was when they'd finish off their lil tirades by saying something along the lines of, "well I work in retail so I know how this all works and we would NEVER treat a customer like this". Such entertainment!
Brilliant. I especially love this one... it's not just us, ladies, it's going around!
Client: “In the future, I’d prefer not to pay you to make websites for me. I’ve seen what you do, and I think it’s pretty easy. Can you just teach me how to do your web stuff?”
Me: “If you’re really interested, I guess I can teach you the basics of web design, but it’s going to require at least several lessons and it’ll cost $xx for every hour I spend with you.
Client: “GOD, do you have to charge for everything?!?”
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