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    This site is fun...

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    And THAT, is why customer service hurts my soul. Ugh. FUnny, but ugh.
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    The one about the bird made me sad...

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    Quote Originally Posted by iseestars View Post
    The one about the bird made me sad...
    OMFG!!!

    The rest were funny..and if I hadnt spent so much of my life dealing with people JUST that stupid...I would never believe it!!

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    that was fab...
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    What a great site! Brings back fond memories of my days in retail!

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    Whatever happened to the days of common decency? Are people in other countries as rude as they are here in the USA?
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    Some people seriously shouldn't be allowed to own pets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan-Va View Post
    What a great site! Brings back fond memories of my days in retail!
    Tell me about! My favourite customers were the ones who would get SO ANGRY and start yelling and causing a scene over nothing so all the other customers would stop and stare because they're being so stupid. The best was when they'd finish off their lil tirades by saying something along the lines of, "well I work in retail so I know how this all works and we would NEVER treat a customer like this". Such entertainment!

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    Brilliant. I especially love this one... it's not just us, ladies, it's going around!

    Client: “In the future, I’d prefer not to pay you to make websites for me. I’ve seen what you do, and I think it’s pretty easy. Can you just teach me how to do your web stuff?”

    Me: “If you’re really interested, I guess I can teach you the basics of web design, but it’s going to require at least several lessons and it’ll cost $xx for every hour I spend with you.

    Client: “GOD, do you have to charge for everything?!?”

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