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    Default Why I love being a Stripper!

    (I've been reading alot of SW the past couple days and have decided to contribute some positiveness!!)

    Why I love being a Stripper:

    >>I make really good money.

    >> I work less hours then a regular job so I have more free time with my family.

    >> It's like dress up for adults.

    >> I can drink on the job.

    >> Some of my nearest and dearest friends are dancers I've met at work.

    >> For every insult a customer has said, a hundred more have complimented me.

    >> It has made me a strong, intelligent woman.

    >> I KNOW my self worth and my personal boundaries better than the average person, imo.

    >> I have a job just about anywhere I go.

    >> Every night is what you make it. Some of my lowest $$ nights were my most fun nights.

    There's more, just can't think of 'em now. Why do you love being a Stripper?

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    Default Re: Why I love being a Stripper!

    Why I love being a stripper:
    *good money
    *make other people's day
    *make others feel good about themselves
    *chance to be kind to other people
    *meet interesting people from diff backgrounds
    *learn from others
    *create an interesting experience in my life
    *cute clothes and shoes
    *people enjoying themselves

    thats all i can think of right now, but im sure theres more

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    Default Re: Why I love being a Stripper!

    i cant add anything new but im right there with both of you!

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    yay a positive thread about dancing!

    -- able to create crazy personas without any strings
    -- flaunt my deviant, sexual side without having sex
    -- working with strong, like minded women
    -- exersize without feeling like your excersizing!!
    -- meeting interseting men (it happens occasionally) and talk about nothing
    -- meeting dull men who make you feel happy about the ones you know

    AND GETTING PAID MAD $$$$$$$$$$$ WHILE DOING IT

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    The super skimpy dazzling outfits.

    The super sexy heels (my feet almost never hurt in them, I could wear them all day).

    The nights I dance on stage a feel money falling on me.

    The free-flowing tequila.
    Women of color:
    Shake your ass and preserve your heritage.
    Bang those fucking drums.
    Do it for the present and future generations.
    Have fun and stick it to the man at the same time.
    (bad-dominicana)

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    I love this job because:

    * Its really challenging. I always have something to learn to make myself better be it sales/hustle skills, pole work, time management (not everyone's cut out to be so self-managed) among other things.

    * When the money's good, its great!

    * Its taught me to really articulate what I want and who I am to men in general. Before I became a dancer, I didn't know how to really talk to and communicate with men socially. Dancing taught me certain social skills (how to be funny, flirting, ect.) that other interactions just wouldn't. Its like charm school in a way!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gabrielle MB View Post
    (I've been reading alot of SW the past couple days and have decided to contribute some positiveness!!)

    Why I love being a Stripper:

    >>I make really good money.

    >> I work less hours then a regular job so I have more free time with my family.

    >> It's like dress up for adults.

    >> I can drink on the job.

    >> Some of my nearest and dearest friends are dancers I've met at work.

    >> For every insult a customer has said, a hundred more have complimented me.

    >> It has made me a strong, intelligent woman.

    >> I KNOW my self worth and my personal boundaries better than the average person, imo.

    >> I have a job just about anywhere I go.

    >> Every night is what you make it. Some of my lowest $$ nights were my most fun nights.

    There's more, just can't think of 'em now. Why do you love being a Stripper?
    Really good reasons!

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    It's the only job where I can tell a customer to fuck himself, and not get fired.

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    i've actually gotten more confident doing this job...
    oh and also more body confident
    not to mention all the tricks and tips you learn from the girls
    and the amazing outfits

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    Quote Originally Posted by PleasureVictim View Post
    The super sexy heels (my feet almost never hurt in them, I could wear them all day).
    I thought I was the only one whose feet never hurt!

    *Meeting interesting people!
    *Doing what I love...performing!
    *getting along with the vast majority of my coworkers!
    *Free booze!
    *Free shirts!
    *Having an excuse to wear killer clothes!
    *It's an ego boost!
    *My friends get to brag about me!
    *Improved flexability and strength!
    *Getting to be a booze geek with Kevin the bar mgr!
    *Getting to try alcohol I could never otherwise afford!
    *A recockulous champagne list!
    *Paying for shit in all ones is eternally entertaining!
    *DEBAUCHERY!

    The Single Greatest Thing I'm Most Thankful For:
    The DJ Bois! I walked in the door as a straight-up emo kid that hated all music other than emo. I was a shy stuck-up straightedge girl and through gentle coaxing, a lot of laughter, and a little trickery I started to re-enter the real world. Mickey Avalon lead to edIT, and then I suddenly exploded in all different directions, learning, growing, and open my eyes wide. I got tricked into drinking which lead to ecstacy. I didn't realise how shy, sad, and closed I was untill I swallowed and my brain got a little chemical electroshock therapy. In just the few past months I have grown and changed so much and it can directly be attributed to the DJs, especially Steve.

    From the bottom of my heart, thank you, Steve.
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    Quote Originally Posted by J_Lynne View Post
    It's the only job where I can tell a customer to fuck himself, and not get fired.

    Ooo.. Good one! I thought of this one too but didn't know exactly how to phrase it. I tip my hat to you!

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    One word....."Freedom"

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    I second all of the above and mostly for me it's:

    *Making my own schedule
    *I love playing dress up with lingerie
    *It gives me an excuse to buy slutty stuff I wouldn't normally have a reason to buy
    *I fucking LOVE being on stage and performing (my mom was a theater major and my dad is a musician.. it runs in my family!)

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    My top 5 favorite things about being a stripper:

    The MONEY
    Dancing on stage
    The confidence that it brings
    Getting to meet alot of different people
    Wearing crazy sexy outfits and getting paid to do so

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    Quote Originally Posted by Candice View Post
    One word....."Freedom"
    Quote Originally Posted by AmArticia View Post
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    *Insert rimshot here*
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    1. Money
    2. Freedom of Scheduling
    3. No boss really
    4. No brain power needed
    5. Get to be hot shit
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    Quote Originally Posted by vivianbear View Post
    I love this job because:

    * Its taught me to really articulate what I want and who I am to men in general. Before I became a dancer, I didn't know how to really talk to and communicate with men socially. Dancing taught me certain social skills (how to be funny, flirting, ect.) that other interactions just wouldn't. Its like charm school in a way!
    Charm school where at any one point a dancer is spreading her legs and wiping her pussy with a baby wipe in front of someone else.

    I dress a lot more chilled out and I'm a lot more focused on just having fun with my buds instead of looking hot shit

    Walking around in birks and sneakers never felt soooooo good! And I get a lot more whistles and "hmm girl you are fiiiiiiinnnnnneee" probably because I walk with a lot more Jayne Mansfield in my walk. Or something.

    An excuse to eat healthy and take care of my body.

    Constant awareness of how retarded people can be when they're drinking - I'm a recovering alcoholic.

    I get paid to be the exhibitionist pervert I am.

    A lot more awareness about oh, profound things. The shortness of youth, for example. A lot of guys want them really young. Hell, I am really young, and sometimes I think, geez, you want me to be like 16?

    It's not a fucking cubicle. God I hated that shit. And I get to play music I want to hear. And it's loud!!!

    I get to fulfill my childhood dreams of dressing up like a drag queen.

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    • I get to wear panties and ridiculously high heels while at work.
    • The amazing women I work with... and the not so amazing women that give me great stories.
    • Freedom of scheduling
    • Before this job, my emotions were delayed. Now if I get angry I know I'm angry NOW and I react to it. Before it would have been a day later before I realized how pissed I was.
    • Writing off my makeup, lingerie and shoe expenses on my taxes.
    • I'm getting paid to exercise!!
    • Getting tipped when I fall flat on my ass trying a new trick. Haha!
    • Able to keep a straight face no matter what a guy says.
    • Flirting and not feeling guilty because it's for money and no other reason.

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    ^ Bump!!!

    I'm about to put my makeup on and head to work. I hope everyone else has a wonderful night and makes lots of money if you're working. I'm sending out positive stripper vibes

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    Now that I've retired, one thing I *miss* about being a stripper - being so, so fit! All of that dancing and walking in heels really tones the body, esp. the legs. I only wish I got that much cardio these days...

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    I learned to fake a pretty good conversation and seem interested. A useful skill for any customer service job.

    No bratty preteens, kids, toddlers, or babies to deal with at work...not literally, at least.

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    I love that I am planning for my financial future and still having a great time now.

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