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    Warning: this is a rant but also helpful if any other newbies fall for this one. (This is now my 3rd night dancing.) I can't believe I fell for this, but this fucking guy pretended to not know much English. Ok, I can deal with that I thought. Well, we go to the lap dancing area and I start giving him dances. I make sure and tell him with my fingers how many dances he's getting and whether or not he wants one more or to stop. Even for a language barrier I thought we were communicating fine.

    I did have a gut feeling that this guy had no money, but he kept on motioning for more dances, and I thought he couldn't possibly be trying to fuck me over when there is a bouncer about 20 feet away.... Well one of the bouncers apparently knew what was going to happen because he came right to our booth and demanded the guy to pay the now $200 tab... (I was motioning to him that it was 200 dollars and motioned that he understood..)

    I come to find out that this asshole knows English. For some reason he pretends not to, even though it was clear what we were signing about. His credit card is maxed and his savings account zero. Fucking A!! So I end up owing the club money because of this fucker.

    Lesson learned. I'm not doing shit until I SEE the money!!!! LOL!!!! By the way- this fucker got his ass beat. And if I ever see him I'm asking him where my money is LOL. With a bouncer of course

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    This is why I usually stop after 3 songs and say I need a break,that way if he doesn't have any money i'm only out $60 instead of much more. the club i work in doesn't take a cut of the dance price.

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    If you have any doubts at all, get the money upfront. I've danced for guys that don't speak english, maybe they were faling, who knows. If they indicate that they want more dances I'll just hold out my hand and tell them more money.

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    You need to get out of a club that expects you to pay them when you haven't been paid! That's fucking nuts!
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    I dont ever dance for guys who dont speak English without getting paid up front. Even in places where getting paid up front isnt the norm. Exactly for this reason..either they will fake it to get free dances, or they really wont understand how much they are spending.

    If I can..I'll get someone to translate for us. I know enough Spanish to be able to communicate most of the time though.

    Sucks..but lesson learned. NEVER run up the bill that high...even WITH his permission..without getting paid.

    And fuck having to pay the club anyway. Thats BS.

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    I can't believe the club expects you to pay them when you got ripped off. What bullshit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optimist View Post
    You need to get out of a club that expects you to pay them when you haven't been paid! That's fucking nuts!
    For real! That's ridiculous

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    Quote Originally Posted by virgoamm View Post
    I can't believe the club expects you to pay them when you got ripped off. What bullshit.
    My first club I started at did this. I was there for a year and this has never happened before but they didn't care and made my pay $100 for the dances the guy did not pay. I was so pissed from this that I left and never came back...after a year.

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    Wow.. well lesson learned, right?

    I hate asking for money up front because it kinda kills the mood and I'm probably not going to get as much money out of the guy as I could, right?

    I have been ripped off before too, so if I sense a guy has no money I always ask for the money up front. But, if I feel comfortable enough with the guy then I will dance and stop at $100 for a break and to collect money and keep going if he wants to.

    It sucks, but now you know! Welcome to stripping.. you learn best by fucking up

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    Always get your money up front when they either don't know English or pretend not to. I had a guy who "didn't speak English" try to get change back from his tip afterwards. It was amazing how much English he ended up knowing. Ha! Change for a tip AFTER you're done? Yea right.
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    There are threads here that will give you simple Spanish phrases for dancers ( I'm assuming it was spanish because it's the most widely spoken in the U.S. after English , but it might not have been in your case ) .

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    It happens to everyone. I took to taking money up front cuz getting less dances is way better than doing them for free. I had a lot of guys that didn't even play the "dont know english" card, they'd just claim we hadn't done as many as I said or fake they didn't have it, or whatever they could think of. I love that I can now blame it on the club- we have machines that take the money and time it- and no more dancing for seven minutes cuz the dj is stoned!
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    Really, I just wanted to rip my arm off just so I'd have something to hit him with.
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    Always follow your gut. Good for you to have such good intuition so soon. I know the guy was bs'ing you here, but there is a thread about 'Spanish for Strippers'. Might help you next time. Next time if you're unsure just stop and get paid after every dance. Better to possibly discourage them from buying more dances then to work for free.

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    Something like this happened to me the other night although I was only out about $23 thank goodness. Still a rotten feeling, and I paid because I was too embarrassed to let people know I'd been so stupid. Still kicking that guy in the nuts if I ever see him again.

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    Hey, lapdances cost at LEAST 5 chickens. If you be offering them for one chicken, you be lowballin' girl.

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    Thank you for the advice guys! I'll have to see what the other clubs around here would do in that situation. I thought it was kinda fucked up that they took the fee still too, but at the same time it was my fault. I was also embarassed so I just paid not even questioning it. As I've been getting more experience guys are starting to ask me for dances and I feel a lot more confident asking them about their money when they ask me to dance.

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    I had previously stuck the bananas and cucumber in my cooter, yes.

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    Don't be afraid to ask for your money in cash up front. The guys will not take offense. If they do, they weren't planning on paying you anyway.

    I also think you should tell your management to f*** off because you weren't costing them any money during the time that you were dancing, and they can't take money you don't have. I know when you're new its hard to stand up to management because you don't have a good foothold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BohemianSiren View Post
    I've never worked at a club that would let a dancer off the hook if she got ripped off.
    They absolutely exist. It's worth shopping for because the fish rots from the head. This means a business is destroyed from the owners and managers on down. If they have a greedy shortsighted policy like this why give them more opportunities to abandon and exploit you?
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    1. It reallly FUCKING SUCKS that you work at a club that expects you to pay for getting ripped off! ........... SPECIALLY when you've been working there for 3 shifts! I once got almost in the same situation, it was $80 but the bouncers took his cell phone, his credit cards, and the lap top he had in his car and said they would return it when he came in and pay the $80. he was there the next day and got all of this stuff back.

    2. I've had customers that get offended when i ask for the money up front, but I always explain that it's not that I don't trust them, it's jus that I've had customers who have all the intention in the world to pay for the dances they owe me but that sometimes, shit happens, and sometimes the atm breaks down, or their credit card is not admitted at my club and they didn't know, or simply they thought they had more money than they did. they usually seem to understand after I explain this.

    Sorry it happened to you though! but don't let it happen again.

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    For the record: I do work at a pretty shady club. It's reputation is the worst in my town haha. I just started working here because they were the only ones who hired me on the spot. I intend to visit another club this week and see how they treat their ladies. Hopefully better!

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    I had previously stuck the bananas and cucumber in my cooter, yes.

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