This experience was very new and troubling to the feeble druggie inside me.
I don't like weed, I don't like the smell of it, I don't like smoking it because it hurts like hell, and it tastes really gross. I don't like how I get all sleepy when I'm stoned. Because of these reasons and more I haven't really smoked weed at all after trying it like 5 times.
Fast forward about 8 years since my first high. Mind you, all this time I've somehow managed to date guys who liked smoking ALL day long - at home, at work, WHILE driving - all the time. Personally, it doesn't bother me that ppl around me smoke weed - I don't think a person is a loser or a "dopehead" if he/she likes a little wacky tobbacky once in a while (or often in a while).
So now that the school year is over and I'm alowed to relax a little, I've decided to bake hash brownies. Yes.... I looked up the recipe, bought the hash, and got together with several ppl for a night of baking and getting stoned. I figure that intaking the "stuff" through the stomach has got to be much more pleasant than smoking.
So I made hash cookies - they were delish.
I ate 2 at 11pm last night, got high around 1am - while I already gave up on the day and was in bed. I figured by the morning I will be fresh and sober as a daisy. WRONG!!!!
I woke up at 5:30am to go to work so fucking stoned out of my mind I didn't know was even possible! Now, I'm not a regular pot user, so maybe that's why the sky and the sun all spun around my red-as-some-red-thing eyes, but holy shit! It was fucking intense, I tells ya.
I got up to make coffee like 5 times - I was constantly forgetting what I was going to the kitchen for.
I didn't know being this high was even humanly possible. And now it's 11:30 PM the next day - and I'm still high. I was high as a kite all day - and probably gained several lbs from eating everything in my path.
I got lucky at work: I was scheduled for the morning shift instead of this other girl, but she didn't know that, so she came in to work anyways - and by this miracle I was able to go home to bed.
I have 2 cookies left, but I think I will need the next few weeks to sober up before I dig in again - if at all.



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and they were left out in the kitchen. I probably ate like 6 of them. I was high for a good day and a half.



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