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    Default i'm so inspired.. but i need help.

    hi there. i'm new.

    so like, i know for sure
    that i want to become
    a dancer for the longest
    time. i've mastered many
    advanced moves and can
    move about gracefully in
    heels. the problem is, well,
    i don't know where to work.

    for the first time in my life,
    i went to a strip club called
    Sammy's. and last night i found
    out that i had to be 19 to dance.
    the manager said he would
    love to see me come back
    for an audition.

    the REAL problem is that
    i'm not a girl. the picture..
    or avatar, that's me. FOR
    REAL. has anyone else
    come across anyone with
    problems like mine?
    any advice?

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    Default Re: i'm so inspired.. but i need help.

    huh?

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    Default Re: i'm so inspired.. but i need help.

    ^^

    I think she's saying that's her in the picture, but she's really a boy...you know, has a penis?

    Honestly, you can dance in a transgendered club where people KNOW you're a guy but it's impossible to walk around in a thong all night, change in the dressing room etc, and have people NOT notice you have a dick.

    I'm not discouraging you, I'm just saying you need to look into an alternative or gay club, not a straight strip club.

    Best of luck, lots of places like that exist if you know where to look
    Sexy Jasmine after getting fucked over at work:

    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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    Perhaps you stopped spending money on her. Strippers need money to operate. They are like coin operated juke-boxes of love.

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    Default Re: i'm so inspired.. but i need help.

    i was hoping there were
    clubs like that but i doubt
    there are any of those in
    alabama. but yes. i thought
    about getting breast implants
    so at least i could walk around
    topless

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    Default Re: i'm so inspired.. but i need help.

    do you want to remain a boy? what about a sex change?

    what about a male strip club instead?

    what about porn?




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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasPrincess View Post
    ^^

    I think she's saying that's her in the picture, but she's really a boy...you know, has a penis?

    Honestly, you can dance in a transgendered club where people KNOW you're a guy but it's impossible to walk around in a thong all night, change in the dressing room etc, and have people NOT notice you have a dick.

    I'm not discouraging you, I'm just saying you need to look into an alternative or gay club, not a straight strip club.

    Best of luck, lots of places like that exist if you know where to look
    oh, ok I'm hungover and my brain is kinda fuzzy
    But that is great advice VegasPrincess
    ETA: I think that the writing in poem/song format (stanzas or whatever they are) kinda confused me.

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    i've thought about a sex
    change but i like being
    a pretty boy. i get many,
    many compliments. even
    by straight men. but the
    thing about male strip
    clubs is that most of the
    women that come want
    to see actual men, not
    pretty boys. but i would
    work there if i had the chance.

    here's a video of me on a
    school feild trip in new orleans.
    i'm so silly.

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    porn sounds like fun.
    but i wouldn't know how
    to get started..

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    how about moving to a better area for you work??

    the link didnt work




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    Quote Originally Posted by asianMannequin View Post
    porn sounds like fun.
    but i wouldn't know how
    to get started..
    well the penis needs to be inserted into a _______ (fill in blank with your choice)




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    hmm. that's odd. i'm
    so new to the whole forum
    thing so i probably placed it
    wrong. umm how about this
    one..

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    Default Re: i'm so inspired.. but i need help.

    Are you gay or straight? If you want to get into porn you can go to thefloatingworld.com and start calling agents until you find one you like. Specify what you are willing to do(straight porn,gay..top or bottom,etc...).

    What about gay male strip clubs? Any of those in your area?

    And for a newbie(in jeans no less!) you're really good on the pole!

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    honestly, i would love
    to move. but that requires
    money.. which dancing would
    or could help with. yay porn.
    :]

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    awww. well thank you CKXXX.
    that makes me smile. umm
    i love both sexes but prefer
    men.. but thanks again for
    the site. i'll definitely check
    it out :]

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    Maybe not Alabama, but how about New Orleans? Or some other large town nearby? Also you could do webcam stuff. I've known several awfully pretty cross dressing men who do well on cam.

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    Quote Originally Posted by asianMannequin View Post
    Great pole work.




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    ^^

    I really reccomend NOT trying to dance in a straight strip club in Alabama. Trust me guys will fucking flip the fuck out if they find out....

    You might want to try putting an ad on nitelfirt to do came as Rose said. There is a section for transgendered....my links to my page are on the bottom of the screen, use the link that says kinky kaitlyn. Once you get to my page, you can "find women" and there will open an option that says Find Women Find Men Find Transgenderd on the left.
    Sexy Jasmine after getting fucked over at work:

    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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    Perhaps you stopped spending money on her. Strippers need money to operate. They are like coin operated juke-boxes of love.

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    Default Re: i'm so inspired.. but i need help.

    hey instead of a boob job you could take hormones to make ur boobies grow bigger.




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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseLeigh View Post
    Maybe not Alabama, but how about New Orleans? Or some other large town nearby? Also you could do webcam stuff. I've known several awfully pretty cross dressing men who do well on cam.
    well that's interesting.
    i've never heard of
    such. umm would i
    get paid for it..?

    and thank you pookie.

    yes VegasPrincess.
    haha. i know what
    you mean by that
    although i've never
    had a guy find out
    while we were dating..
    and i don't plan on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pookie View Post
    hey instead of a boob job you could take hormones to make ur boobies grow bigger.
    omgosh. i completely
    forgot all about that.
    thanks for bringing
    that up. i'll have to
    do some research.
    :]

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    Quote Originally Posted by asianMannequin View Post
    although i've never
    had a guy find out
    while we were dating..
    and i don't plan on it.
    Naughty




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    Yes, you do! Go to Niteflirt and check it out. You just need a cam on your computer and a phone. There's lots of info about webcamming on here. *points to search button* It's a niche market, but it seems to be popular.

    Quote Originally Posted by asianMannequin View Post
    well that's interesting.
    i've never heard of
    such. umm would i
    get paid for it..?

    and thank you pookie.

    yes VegasPrincess.
    haha. i know what
    you mean by that
    although i've never
    had a guy find out
    while we were dating..
    and i don't plan on it.

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    Default Re: i'm so inspired.. but i need help.

    I'd look into moving as soon as the funds came in.

    Alabama seems scary. But I've never been there. And some people say the same thing about NYC. ha!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pookie View Post
    Naughty
    ha. i know.. but
    it happens. boys are
    just dumb, or i'm really
    convincing. hehe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseLeigh View Post
    Yes, you do! Go to Niteflirt and check it out. You just need a cam on your computer and a phone. There's lots of info about webcamming on here. *points to search button* It's a niche market, but it seems to be popular.
    well thank you. i'll be
    sure to look into that
    as well.

    you all are so nice.
    :]

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