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    Default Cant sleep the ants will get my pussy...

    I just told my manager today that the reason I seem so quiet but have so many stories is that shit just HAPPENS to me.. so guess what just happened???

    I get home, get laid, use shirt to clean up, throw shirt in laundry hamper, and then watch a movie with my husband. I get up after the movie and go to the bathroom, and there is a line of ants leading into the hamper! I look, and there they are enmasse, going to town on my husbands cum! So now I cant sleep cuz I'm freaking out thier going to get my pussy while I sleep !!!

    Yet another example to take into work of why I'm so weird.... please tell me someone has shit like this happen to them. At least it made me laugh so hard I'm no longer upset about my bad night but I want sleep cuz I have to work tonight.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Really, I just wanted to rip my arm off just so I'd have something to hit him with.
    WHY ME??????

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    Default Re: Cant sleep the ants will get my pussy...

    Scary!! Maybe you can get some ant killer stuff?

    Here's my old story:

    Got laid. Used Kleenex to clean up and threw it in the garbage. Went to sleep.

    Woke up the next morning and sneezed the snot out of me. Nothing closeby and it was drooling so I grabbed kleenex on top of garbage and got a nice whiff of dried cum.

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    *vomit*

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    It seems like a little bitch of a stretch that this should go in Stripping and not into the lounge or ladies only... seriously...

    :::barfs quietly:::

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    Quote Originally Posted by ViolaStrings View Post
    It seems like a little bitch of a stretch

    haha thats a good way fo saying it

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    Default Re: Cant sleep the ants will get my pussy...



    +



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    = Problem solved.

    Animals are my friends, and I don't eat my friends.
    - George Bernard Shaw

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    Lol-i have the same ant problem and it's pissing me off! They're everywhere but luckily not coming for my cooch!! Anyone know any safe ant killing products that aren't harmful to babies?? I've been spraying 409 cleaner in all the cracks but as soon as it dries the army is back!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nikki_lace_7 View Post
    I'm sorry, but it's really hilarious that the ants swallow.

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    I'm buying a big thing of cinnimon today, we use that when camping so im hoping it'll work in the house. And the reason I put it here is with how depressed I've been and it seems so many have been on here, when it happened and I was LMAO/freaking out I thought y'all could use the laugh too, even at my expense.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Really, I just wanted to rip my arm off just so I'd have something to hit him with.
    WHY ME??????

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    Quote Originally Posted by i.breathe.in View Post
    *vomit*

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    Default Re: Cant sleep the ants will get my pussy...

    They won't go for your cooch

    Yet I had this happen to me one time a long long time ago. Got laid, used a hand towel to wipe the cum, left it on the ground in his bedroom. Come time to wipe the cum again.. and ARGH!!!!!



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    Default Re: Cant sleep the ants will get my pussy...

    In my parents house, which had an ant problem, ants would always swarm in the crotch of my dirty panties.

    *shrug*

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    I went camping a few years ago and had ants swarm the crotch of some dirty panties that were lying around in my tent. Freaked me out!!!! Since then I always put used underwear in a plastic bag or other bag and hang up in my tent when camping.

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    Default Re: Cant sleep the ants will get my pussy...

    This is probably the funniest thing I have ever read.

    Im sorry though, I would be freaked out too... now that you mention it.

    Ants, swallowing.

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    Default Re: Cant sleep the ants will get my pussy...

    Well shit, now I know what I'm doing next time I go camping! Ewwwww!

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    Default Re: Cant sleep the ants will get my pussy...

    EW! I had no idea ants were into that kind of stuff...

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    Default Re: Cant sleep the ants will get my pussy...

    There is stuff called diatomaceous earth. If you sprinkle it around your house (it is the consistancy of baby powder) it will kill all of the yucky bugs. It is like little shards of glass to the bugs, but safe enough for people and animals to eat. It will cut open their exoskeleton and they will become dehydrated and die. You can get it at health food stores and pool shops. it is used in cleaning pools.

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