I just told my manager today that the reason I seem so quiet but have so many stories is that shit just HAPPENS to me.. so guess what just happened???
I get home, get laid, use shirt to clean up, throw shirt in laundry hamper, and then watch a movie with my husband. I get up after the movie and go to the bathroom, and there is a line of ants leading into the hamper! I look, and there they are enmasse, going to town on my husbands cum! So now I cant sleep cuz I'm freaking out thier going to get my pussy while I sleep !!!
Yet another example to take into work of why I'm so weird.... please tell me someone has shit like this happen to them. At least it made me laugh so hard I'm no longer upset about my bad night but I want sleep cuz I have to work tonight.




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