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    Default Updated Catchy Dancer intros?

    I know there is an ancient thread about funny/catchy things to say when introducing dancers onstage.

    Anybody have anything new?

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    "I don't want to see her, you don't want to see her, but here she is anywaaaay!"
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    ^^^^^^^^^^LMAO I wish a damn DJ would..







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    Quote Originally Posted by Djoser View Post
    "I don't want to see her, you don't want to see her, but here she is anywaaaay!"
    ahahh, hilarious.

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    Default Re: Updated Catchy Dancer intros?

    I have on a couple of occasions convinced our DJ to introduce me as "the occasionally narcoleptic" or "the unbelievably apathetic"

    None of the customers noticed... the girls however thought it was pretty funny.



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    The DJ could be reciting his grocery list and the customers could give a shit. They tune the DJ out anyway. Hell, even I have no idea what the DJ is saying half the time - why do they all use that weird voice?

    I fucking LOVE Djoser's though!

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    Our n00b DJ seems to favour"

    jhdfiuhsdifuhisufhmumblemumblemumbleadjfohijoij... NAME...fadhiaushfiundfmumblesomemorediushdfihdj... NAME...
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    i could never be a dj, i'd get bored and be like "HERES A GIRL WHO LIKES IT IN HER ASS! PLEASE WELCOME STEPHANIE!"

    for kicks.

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    I love the DJ in . Way too accurate!

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    The Roflcopter has landed!

    That's pretty much N00b right there! Add in a few "Yup" and "uh-huh" moments and you've got Allen, Cassidy will just sorta keep up whatever conversation he's having while announcing girls and Steve's just like, "name stage number."

    I actually get a laugh out of all the different techniques.
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    No one can hear shit at that club, I can barely hear the dancer's name! I don't think you need to worry.

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    Aww, i can't see the South Park clip because I'm in Canada. HOW DO THEY ALWAYS KNOW?! lol

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    Please tell me your stage name is Janeway. Please. That would be so awesome.

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    Ok...wow.....seriously...your djs must blow goats........if no ones paying attention to them, then thats just sad and they are not doing there jobs.... But hey...money where my mouth is time....Coome Aug 14th stripper webs Ginger Lee will be working with me so pehaps she will be able to shed some light on what a real dj should and can do......... cause once again this dj bashing is rubbing me raw.....
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    ^
    I don't DJ bash! As a music geek, I <3 my DJs very much, okay...Steve and Cassidy pwn Allen and N00b, but I still have some level of love for all of them!

    DJs=Very necessary part of the equaision!
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    Hell I used to DJ bash all the time, because so many of them positively suck at it.

    But then I started seeing how ALL DJs were being treated the same by certain people here on SW. Like the ludicrous assumption that no DJ is EVER worth more than 5$ a dancer, that NO DJ should EVER walk out with more than ANY dancer in the club, which is the most absurd abuse of logic I have ever seen. A disgusting fat pig that has BO, cannot dance to save her life, and clears the rail every time should make more than me, sure. Get the fuck out of here...

    Women who will scream bloody murder, or maybe just get snotty and sarcastic as hell at the slightest hint of stereotyping of dancers will gleefully assert that NO DJ has any sort of brain whatsoever, etc.

    It gets old very quickly.

    Also I started working in a club in which the DJ was regarded as little better than a robot. Though they tipped me very well, especially as time went on, and eventually I became quite close with them when they discovered I was a living, breathing human being, it was a real eye opener at first.


    But yeah, there are a lot of shitty DJs out there, I have seen and heard so many that sounded exactly like the fucking guy in that Southpark video. Then there's the fucking deliberately nasal-voiced guys, I cannot stand listening to that shit--they sound like they have no fucking balls, or maybe checked them at the door. Then there's the super smooth cheesy guys, kind of like the Southpark DJ but even worse.

    Some of the biggest, most expensive clubs have the worst DJs, too. Management is largely to blame for this.
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    Hi, everybody!
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    Hai!

    Seriously though, I greatly appreciate good DJs, even if I hate their guts and start wars with them in the beginning sometimes, lol. I think it comes from the fact that music and I go together better than Sid Vicious and smack, y'know? I need it as much as I need oxygen really.

    My idea of a good DJ is one who I can actively learn from...even if they don't always realise I'm learning stuff from them, lol. I have 3 DJs I actively pay major attention to because they never cease to challenge me and make me expirament and expand my knowledge. These three go beyond selecting tracks and clicking play and while I'm sure they don't realise I'm paying attention roughly 80 to 90 percent of the time, I think there's a vague knowledge of my studentisim.

    Hell, whenever I get some chunk of new hotness off of Steve...seemingly inevitably in a five AM AIM convo, lol...it stays in my hands about a week to a month before I pass it on to friends. There is literally a chain that links that guy musicly to people from south Jersey allllllll the way to fucking Australia, lol.

    Then again, I'm not a normal stripper really, so my appologies to allyou DJs who have to put up with that shit.
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    It's by no means an ironclad rule, but the literacy factor helps a lot I think. Like the DJs and dancers here are actually literate, when so many I have met and had to work with can barely write their name. As always, it should be mentioned that much of my time as a DJ was in Daytona, where even the lawyers are stupid.
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    *Press* da button....wheeeeeeee!!!



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    phillydj, why are you so sensitive? Much like customers, we bitch about the bad ones. I mean, we're strippers, so we have NO IDEA what it's like to have someone malign our profession, and take it personally every single time someone does so.

    Anyhow. Is it truly the goal of the DJ to have people pay attention to the DJ? I thought it was to call their attention to the stage or impart information to the crowd. And if the club's cavernous nature makes it difficult to hear a voice, there's only so much you can do.

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    I had a great one last night. I'm chit chatting with Cassidy before my last set of the night and the following occurs...

    Cassidy: Okay then, Amaranth on st...
    Me: Uh, you played this song in my last set.
    Cassidy: What, oh...I'M THE DJ HERE!...*changes song* That better for ya? Okay, Amaranth is gonna get her smart ass up on stage one for her last set of the evening so I can get rid of her..."

    Keep in mind all of this was with the mic on, lol. It was a fairly typical conversive intro for him that just turned lulzy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pretty_Penny View Post
    i could never be a dj, i'd get bored and be like "HERES A GIRL WHO LIKES IT IN HER ASS! PLEASE WELCOME STEPHANIE!"

    for kicks.
    I've heard a DJ say that. Hands down, the worst DJ I've ever worked with. His most cringe-worthy intro came when this cute little Asian girl was auditioning..."coming up, here's the beast from the Far East...Jada!"

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