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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward View Post
    phillydj, why are you so sensitive? Much like customers, we bitch about the bad ones. I mean, we're strippers, so we have NO IDEA what it's like to have someone malign our profession, and take it personally every single time someone does so.

    Anyhow. Is it truly the goal of the DJ to have people pay attention to the DJ? I thought it was to call their attention to the stage or impart information to the crowd. And if the club's cavernous nature makes it difficult to hear a voice, there's only so much you can do.
    As is so frequently the case, you make excellent points.

    But if no one is paying attention to the DJ, it will then be impossible for him/her to call attention to the stage or impart information. Everyone will just ignore him except the dancers (who are trained to listen for their names to avoid fines for not showing up onstage), and possibly the managers who think cheese is a valuable asset in a DJ.

    And it is very true that some clubs have such horrible acoustics that even the best DJ will have great difficulty being understood. By far the biggest club in Daytona is like this--the head DJ there has a good voice, but I'm damned if I can understand him unless I really strain to figure out what he is saying. The last club I worked in down here was like that as well. For the first time in my career I had a manager tell me he couldn't understand what I was saying (though others told me it wasn't really a problem).

    Considering the fact that one of his 'boys', the bouncer trying to be a DJ there, had an extremely weak voice that was very difficult to understand under any circumstances, I was and am skeptical as to the severity of the problem. However on one of my nights off I heard the third DJ, who had an excellent powerful voice of great clarity, better in the fucking bathroom of the secondary bar/stage part of the club than I could out on the main floor. Considering they spent over a million dollars on the new club/expansion, somebody really fucked up acoustics-wise.

    I think also that PDJ is reacting not so much to any specific comments in this thread, but to the absurd assertions we have seen elsewhere in SW, i.e. no DJ anywhere is worth more than a 5$ tip, no DJ anywhere actually employs brain cells, no DJ anywhere should ever make more than any dancer, etc. I myself have irritated him in the past, I suspect, with my liberal DJ bashing.

    It's the same sort of reaction we so often see in SG when there is the slightest hint of stereotyping going on in a post, even when it comes from other dancers. What we see here in his case is actually far less defensive than so many of the replies I have seen from dancer members in SG, in reaction to real or imagined slights to the profession/stereotyping.

    That's my impression, anyway.
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    Our Saturday DJ was so bad that the top girls would skip work. Now Sat is one of the worst nights cause customers don't show up.
    Besides secretly hating women (the truth would come out when he was drunk), this dj would sing along to the music and make various annoying noises throughout the entire song. He also walked around with a head set like he was on a game show.
    I'll take my weekday hippie dj, thank you very much!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hyzenthflay View Post
    ...this dj would sing along to the music...
    Oh god, that is the worst thing ever. The one thing I will categorically forbid the other DJs to do when I have been made head DJ in any club. A truly heinous crime against all that is Good in stripclubs, deserving instant execution.


    And I have long ago observed that many 'Players' who long more than all else to rack up a big score of women they have fucked, actually don't like women at all. What's funny is, some women like them for it--it seems to work for some of these guys pretty well. Though thankfully your DJ apparently isn't fooling anyone but himself. Too bad for your club, though...
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    i work in a topless club. we had one dj who, despite being told by multiples dancers and then management, would always say shit like "everybody clap if you wanna see her take that thong off!!!!!"

    the guys would go nuts clapping and hollering and then get pissed at me for not doing it.

    UM HI IDIOT. IT'S NOT LEGAL.

    >_<

    he was fired for that and plenty of other things, like never being in the dj booth.

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    I find this song by korn to be a great intro better then a dj saying something stupid lol that goes "one two buckle my shoe" you know that intro where the bag pipes start playing it grabs everyones attention and makes them say what the hell is she about to dance to

    and then when the beat drops and i start dancing everyone is really into it

    try it

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    double post for some reason.O_O

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    Quote Originally Posted by sexyjasmine View Post
    I find this song by korn to be a great intro better then a dj saying something stupid lol that goes "one two buckle my shoe" you know that intro where the bag pipes start playing it grabs everyones attention and makes them say what the hell is she about to dance to

    and then when the beat drops and i start dancing everyone is really into it

    try it
    it's called shoots and ladders, and it's about death/tragedy in childhood songs. ftr.

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    Here we go again....I plead the fifth.....and will drink one too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pretty_Penny View Post
    it's called shoots and ladders, and it's about death/tragedy in childhood songs. ftr.
    really? get the hell outta here thats my fault for not listening to the lyrics lol damn thats a shame lol

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    I think you can be forgiven for that. That song is on one of my favorite dancers' list that she just gave me, and I used to play a remix of it all the time. No one ever listens to the lyrics in a stripclub, even less people than listen to the DJs, lol!

    Furthermore, many staple SC songs (including most Korn songs) are about death, maiming, incest, rape, war, etc., etc. No one cares. That's why you will hear 'Jamie's Got a Gun' time and time again in SCs all over the fucking country.

    I myself play 'All in the family' by Korn (well the sort of techno remix featuring Fred Durst and the lead singer of Korn I forget his name ripping each other to shreds) once in a while if the dancer can pull it off. This should be totally against the rules according to some people, and most certainly would have gotten me fired from a couple clubs if I had tried it there. I don't care. The song has a killer beat, and the two singers going at each other is funny as hell.
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    i wasn't saying it as a necessarily "bad" thing, i was just pointing it out.

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    and that reminds me! i think it's super hilarious that some girls (who have no clue) love that beck song "girl". the chorus is really upbeat and sounds cute "my summer giiirrrrrllllllll. hey! my summmerr girrlll."

    but the lyrics no one pays attention to are:

    And I know I'm gonna steal her eye
    She doesn't even know what's wrong
    And I know I'm gonna make her die
    Take her where her soul belongs


    it's kind of like the song "the one i love" by R.E.M i know a ton of people who've told me that was there wedding song or whatever. you know "this one goes out to the one i love..." because they think it's romantic. nevermind the whole "this one goes out to the one i've left behind. a simple prop to occupy my time....." part.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    I love the DJ in . Way too accurate!
    "Peppermint Hippo?" hahhahahahah too funny. L-O-fucking-L.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AmArticia View Post
    I had a great one last night. I'm chit chatting with Cassidy before my last set of the night and the following occurs...

    Cassidy: Okay then, Amaranth on st...
    Me: Uh, you played this song in my last set.
    Cassidy: What, oh...I'M THE DJ HERE!...*changes song* That better for ya? Okay, Amaranth is gonna get her smart ass up on stage one for her last set of the evening so I can get rid of her..."

    Keep in mind all of this was with the mic on, lol. It was a fairly typical conversive intro for him that just turned lulzy.

    wow! Dee da dee. but maybe he can be taught has any one told him how to dj before?
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    Our female DJ is hilarious. When encouraging people to go up to the tip rail, she says in this total porno voice, really slowly... "This is _____. And she wants something from you. It's in your pants...about six inches long....it's your dollar bill! So go on up and make the girl happy!"

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    ^^ Good female SCDJ's are incredibly sexy.

    (of course the operative word there is "good" )

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    It's not an intro but one DJ likes to announce that we're available for LD's as our set is done.

    "You can take her in the back and touch her, and she won't hit ya!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by charlie61 View Post
    Our female DJ is hilarious. When encouraging people to go up to the tip rail, she says in this total porno voice, really slowly... "This is _____. And she wants something from you. It's in your pants...about six inches long....it's your dollar bill! So go on up and make the girl happy!"
    I've heard variations of this from all kinds of male DJs and it always sounded lame as hell (they always seem to think it's the greatest joke ever for some reason), but with a sexy female porno voice, by god it might just work.


    Quote Originally Posted by AmArticia View Post
    I had a great one last night. I'm chit chatting with Cassidy before my last set of the night and the following occurs...

    Cassidy: Okay then, Amaranth on st...
    Me: Uh, you played this song in my last set.
    Cassidy: What, oh...I'M THE DJ HERE!...*changes song* That better for ya? Okay, Amaranth is gonna get her smart ass up on stage one for her last set of the evening so I can get rid of her..."

    Keep in mind all of this was with the mic on, lol. It was a fairly typical conversive intro for him that just turned lulzy.
    I'd like to hear how it came off. That's pushing the edge pretty far, a lot farther than I probably would--but with the right touch it might work. I talk to the dancers all the time on the mike, though, they like it and so does the crowd--so long as you don't pull the ultimate sin and tell them how you're available after work, you'd like to be the fucking pole, and vapid drivel like that.

    I have found that a more informal style and breaking the rules occasionally about what is said on the mike can actually get the guys to LISTEN for a change, instead of ignoring the same old cheesy, slick bullshit like everyone always seems to do in the majority of clubs with the majority of DJs. OTOH I have seen guys breaking rules that should never be broken, like fart jokes, etc. That's right out. A professional attitude and moderation is what makes the difference I think, but I haven't heard many other DJs do it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by madmonk View Post
    wow! Dee da dee. but maybe he can be taught has any one told him how to dj before?
    He's actually a killer DJ...like fucking awesome turntable skillz. It amuses me to no end cause he keeps a file of "my" music on his laptop and so he'll like, scratch over the intro to some AFI. I remember one time he did an on-the-fly mashup of Miss Murder Vs. something by Chamillionaire...I about died from laughing at the epicly awesome sacrelige. I got home and told my friends who promptly presented another AFI vs. hip-hop mash up and when I sent it to him he was all sadface cause he thought we were onto something original.

    But yeah, his conversation intros are pretty lolztastic! Cassidy is like, 100% pure cheese-free DJ, he also is possibly the least egotistical person I've ever met. You'll pretty much never find him in a bad mood. He'll just be like, "Okay and that will do it for these ladies on stage, now...scuse me there whoever, yeah I need to see the board...okay it's girl on stage one, girl on stage two and girl on stage three! That's girl on one, girl on two, and girl is gonna be up on stage three!"

    It's kind of like stream-of-conciousness announcements and it's really quite refreshing. N00b maintains a standard level of cheese throughout, Allen just makes annoying noises, and Steve will go from completely unenthusiastic on dayshift to an exploding adult-male sized block of the finest aged cheddar at night.
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    The club I'm working at right now (The Clubhouse, Dallas) has a really badass main dj, named Dr. Rock. He has an incredible sense of the crowd, and plays only high energy rock, techno, metal, industrial, etc. It keeps the place jumping. So I'm not bashing here when I say that . . .

    I hate Dj's who sound like they're about to puke on the mike. You know, the ones that force a growly, loogy voice? Surely I'm not the only one with this pet peeve.

    P.S. Dr. Rock doesn't do that. He RULES. And yes, I tip well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AmArticia View Post
    He's actually a killer DJ...like fucking awesome turntable skillz. It amuses me to no end cause he keeps a file of "my" music on his laptop and so he'll like, scratch over the intro to some AFI. I remember one time he did an on-the-fly mashup of Miss Murder Vs. something by Chamillionaire...I about died from laughing at the epicly awesome sacrelige. I got home and told my friends who promptly presented another AFI vs. hip-hop mash up and when I sent it to him he was all sadface cause he thought we were onto something original.

    But yeah, his conversation intros are pretty lolztastic! Cassidy is like, 100% pure cheese-free DJ, he also is possibly the least egotistical person I've ever met. You'll pretty much never find him in a bad mood. He'll just be like, "Okay and that will do it for these ladies on stage, now...scuse me there whoever, yeah I need to see the board...okay it's girl on stage one, girl on stage two and girl on stage three! That's girl on one, girl on two, and girl is gonna be up on stage three!"

    It's kind of like stream-of-conciousness announcements and it's really quite refreshing. N00b maintains a standard level of cheese throughout, Allen just makes annoying noises, and Steve will go from completely unenthusiastic on dayshift to an exploding adult-male sized block of the finest aged cheddar at night.
    WOW.. I retract my comment. (as i match foot and mouth)

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    i have one girl who loves it when i talk shit to her on stage. i try to keep it tasteful. but there are times when i just let loose on her and she loves it and makes bank.

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    Oh Gawd, don't get me started. Here are some phrases our dj's frequently used "The next hottie with a body is______", "Wait till you see the puppies on her", "Remember guys, keep tipping for the stripping", "Here's to the lady in the high heel shoes, they spend our money, they drink our booze, they're no virgins, that's no sin, they still got the box that cherry came in".

    Specific girl introductions, "The lovely, lovely, lovely, Layla", "From Russia with love, Tonya", "The body beautiful, Bridgett", "Bad ass Billie from Butte, Montana" all very lame in my opinion.

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    Our dj use to go out back and smoke a joint while the music was playing. One night while he was drunk (or on some sort of other drug) he was talking to himself on the mic at the end of the night after everyone had left and we were all getting dressed to go home.

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    During a bachelor party with the guy on stage, the DJ, who was in the middle of a divorce with a dancer, took the cordles mike into the men's room.

    He proceeded to to tell the guy that this is what's in store for you if you get married, and then flushed the toilet with the mike near it and said "this is your life going down the shitter". Classic!

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