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    Default Why mr. stripperwear manufacturers?

    Please mr. stripperwear manufacturers, have some heart for us of the big boobed/booty/hips/kitty variety.

    Leg avenue: your g-strings get lost in my girly region.

    Bodyzone: your items are lovely but one size!?! that just won't work. Again your g-strings get lost... (i see a pattern here)

    J valentine: Your skirts won't go over my thighs.

    I AM NOT OBESE! so why do i struggle to find dancewear to fit.

    Please feel free to add your pleas below:

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    Default Re: Why mr. stripperwear manufacturers?

    dude i am in the same boat as you.....it sucks i love j valentine. i bought a bikini and the top only covered the top part of my boobs lol.

    you would think there would be more then a one size fits all mentality for dancewear.

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    Default Re: Why mr. stripperwear manufacturers?

    i bought a bikini and the top only covered the top part of my boobs lol.
    Gah i get that too, and it's not even as if i have abnormally large boobs. Their just the right size so that too small tops fail to be sexy and look daft.

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    So true! When did one size fits all turn into one size fits size 000-0??

    And please stop making straps so long you have to be 7 ft tall and shoulders of a linebacker for them to fit!! I have to shorten the straps on a ton of my tops because they fall off my shoulders(and I have D cups!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scarlett.Oz View Post
    One size fits all is a LIE!!!!! A dirty dirty lie

    SassySummer sent me a gorgeous set and the bottoms are fine but the top looks silly. I did one show in it and was terrified of my boobs falling out the whole time. This makes me sad. Maybe it would fit fake boobs but mine are REAL and BIG and BOO YOU whoever decided all women have perky tits!

    Gah, this makes me so mad.
    my prob is the opposit nothing fits my fakes....

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    I find it to be the most frustrating thing when you ve been looking for the perfect outfit online for hours, you get all excited cause it's so hot and then......ONE SIZE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO sucks!!!
    I'm curvy, not fat and still nothing fits!! I usually have the most problem with bottoms, I have fake boobs but they're not that big so that usually fits fine...Damn you big ass lol

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    Default Re: Why mr. stripperwear manufacturers?

    My boobs, they don't fit in anything. :-(



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    Umm, screw you bitches complaining about your boobs being too big to fit in anything. My boobs are too small to fit in anything! (B cups) AARRRGHHGHH!!!
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    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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    ^^^me too. i hate it when i find a cute lil outfit but each cup is more like a doo rag than a bikini top.

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    ARGH-tall gowns! And tall everything. We are not all 7 feet tall.

    I find that most Bodyzone tops swallow my Bs though.

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    i still demand that stripper thongs actually cover something...not everyone has a small pussy and works in a nude club!
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    i have hips but a flat ass. needless to say thongs never fit me.. if they fit my hips theyre too long for my butt and if they are the right fit for the butt they squeeze my hips. there is one type of g string i found that works well but they are itty bitty and thats annoying.

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    Default Re: Why mr. stripperwear manufacturers?

    Hmmmm..... I've had a lot of luck with Bodyzone thongs... these tow aren't toooo big... and they stretch pretty well.

    Such as: http://cedantmiva.cedant.com/secrets..._Code=BZ1165SL


    &

    http://howcool.com/catalog/product_i...lg31qaujs4pen0
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    I wish there was an "auto-like" setting that I could just have applied to all of your posts Sophia....

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    I HATE this. All the clothes are made for bony, anorexic, six-foot tall cokheads with fake D-cups. It's like these manufacturers took all their stripper measurements in 1987 in Los Angeles and haven't been to a strip club since.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mina loy View Post
    i still demand that stripper thongs actually cover something...not everyone has a small pussy and works in a nude club!
    Preach!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    I HATE this. All the clothes are made for bony, anorexic, six-foot tall cokheads with fake D-cups.

    Shit! Where do you buy your clothes???

    Most times I buy an outfit with a "thong included" thong.... I feel like I'm wearing a poncho!
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    I wish there was an "auto-like" setting that I could just have applied to all of your posts Sophia....

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    Let's trade! I'll send you all these itty-bitty thongs I can't wear and you send me the Big Bertha ones!

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    Default Re: Why mr. stripperwear manufacturers?

    i was going to say i have a huge stash of thongs that are way to small for me and never worn haha.

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    dear mr. stripperwear manufacturer....

    i hate your fishnet tops. they have no armpit and that hurts. the shoulders and booby area fit really well,but did you forget we like to move our arms and when we do the fishnets dig into my armpit.

    also could you maybe offer a triangle top with an underwire. i have real boobs and they make feel weird to wear your triangles without some support.

    I appreciate the time you have taken to find material and shades you think are girly, but why would you go with so many floral patterns....? I haven't had the desire to wrap myself into a tablecloth and "pretend" it was a dress since I was five and don't want to now.

    also, the thongs.....let's just say the sliding feature does not impress me.
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    triangle top with underwire? now thats a money maker....

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    I have awful news- Pleaser's is now making shoes on the cheap....I look like Travis Bickle while taking a Sharpie black marker to my black platforms because the cheap light plastic is wearing through the black surface paint....GGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRR I used to LOVE every Pleaser's pair I had!

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    haha all my stripper clothes are one size fits all! I had to get stuff altered by our housemom all the time cuz things fit me weird.

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    I personally would like a crotch in my shorts. What is with all these shorts with a one inch crotch and seam through the middle? No matter how small your lips are, you are getting nasty looking camel toe, and if you vaginal lips are anything except the super dooper small variety, you are getting overhang. If I buy a thong it contains my crotch without like a surplus of fabric lying around. Surely we have the technology to reproduce this in shorts? Who, exactly, wants a seam running through their lips anyway?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    Hmmmm..... I've had a lot of luck with Bodyzone thongs... these tow aren't toooo big... and they stretch pretty well.

    Such as: http://cedantmiva.cedant.com/secrets..._Code=BZ1165SL


    &

    http://howcool.com/catalog/product_i...lg31qaujs4pen0
    i have a few of the first one. they fit me pretty good but g strings just look better on me bc my butt is so small.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    Hmmmm..... I've had a lot of luck with Bodyzone thongs... these tow aren't toooo big... and they stretch pretty well.

    Such as:


    &

    ALL my thongs are the second one. My girl junk doesn't like to stay in other t-backs, but that one doesn't move!

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