I'm so trashed but I luvs you, oh Goddess of Fabric and Awesomeness,





I'm so trashed but I luvs you, oh Goddess of Fabric and Awesomeness,
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."





YEAH! Happy birthday to the goddess of the corsets!
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"Normal is not something to aspire to, it's something to get away from." Jodie Foster
Happy Happy Birthday- Enjoy Your Special Day!!!!!!!!!!!




hbd guen!
Happy birthday!!
Animals are my friends, and I don't eat my friends.- George Bernard Shaw




Happy birthday, o rocker of my socksHope you have an excellent birthday, Guen!
"Women, not girls, rule my world" - Prince
"No parking on the dance floor" - Midnight Star





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Happy B-Day!!!
Happy birthday Gueney!!!!!





<3 yayy!
Happy birthday Guen!!
Happy birthday 'stat!





Happy birthday gawgus!!!
Happy birthday, you sexy thang, you!




Happy Birthday to one of my most favorite people!! Hope you had a great day!
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You are not 32?




Happy Birthday Beautiful!!!! Xoxoxo
"Where there is love there is life"-Mahatma Gandhi
"Be The Best, F!ck The Rest"- P.P.





Happy birthday to a fantastic, talented, gorgeous and insightful woman!!!
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