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    Default Nothing like encouraging stereotypes! Bastards.

    Just found this on beyondtheneon.com.
    Apologies if it has been posted already?

    Why why why? Fuck this and the douche who wrote it!

    Nine reasons NOT to date a stripper
    A funny list written by Xxoozero over at Actionnooz lists nine compelling reasons why you should NOT date a stripper:


    1. STDs
    That’s right, our old friend the venereal disease. Do you like to piss fire? Get excited when white secretion flows out of your ass? Enjoy having objects inserted into the head of your penis? If you answered yes to these three questions, then a stripper is the girl for you.

    2. Strippers are for fun, not relationships
    You don’t take the cow home from the steakhouse, why would you take a bitch home from the strip club? “Because I was drunk” is the only acceptable answer. Sober up, tell her to take out the garbage, and lock the door behind her.

    3. No one wants other guys touching their boobs
    Fucking a stripper is like buying a used condom. It is unhygienic, dirty, and if your friends find out you did it, they will never let you have a sip of their Mountain Dew again. Did I mention it’s dirty?

    4. Strippers are not responsible
    Ever seen a rich stripper? Of course not. Even though they make $1,000+ a night, they always seem to need more money. What happens to all that money, you ask? Like the Tootsie Pop question, the world may never know…
    However, if you said cocaine that is as good a guess as any.

    5. Your mom will not be proud
    No woman wants to see her son dating a whore. It’s nearly Mother’s Day, you fuckers.
    Go tell your mom you love her and you will never date a stripper. Nothing could make her happier.

    6. Issues, issues, issues
    Strippers carry more baggage than a 747 headed out of Havana two days before the Marines show up to liberate some commie bastards. You like having three little rugrats running around that aren’t yours? If you think that’s bad, just wait till you meet the five guys who have been pegged as the baby’s daddies…

    7. Jerry Springer
    The single worst show in the world. Ever dream of being a contestant on “Who slept with my girlfriend this week?” Go find yourself a girl who calls herself “Delicious” and your tickets will be paid for.

    8. Strippers are stupid
    Most strippers didn’t finish high school, hence the job showing boobies. A lot of girls will try to fool you with the whole “I’m just working my way through college” thing. Don’t be fooled. “College” in stripper terminology means “the next 8-ball of cocaine”.

    9. It is always nice to be able to say your girl isn’t a whore
    There are plenty of girls out there who won’t show just any random guy their birthday suit for a dollar bill and a smile. Find one of those girls. Save yourself from a life of sharing your woman with every other dude who happens to have a dollar bill.
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    Yeah and so be every chick who did or did not graduate high school.

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    I would bet on my life the guy who wrote this has never slept with a stripper or even been within spitting distance of one.



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    Default Re: Nothing like encouraging stereotypes! Bastards.

    Sounds like he tried to date a stripper and got shot down.

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    don't let it get to you. this guy is obviously still living in his parent's basement.

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    Default Re: Nothing like encouraging stereotypes! Bastards.

    Just a joke, maybe? This can't possibly be real.... can it?

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    Hey, if it gets them to stop trying to take me home, then it's fine by me. Let 'em think whatever they want.

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    Good.... maybe losers will stop asking me out.
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    Default Re: Nothing like encouraging stereotypes! Bastards.

    I found another discussion of this topic with some positive answers like this one:

    Hmmm, lets see, would I date a person who has a good grip on their sexuality, is not ashamed of their gender, pride in their looks and would rather work than sit at home collecting government cheques. Where does the lineup start???
    http://forums.plentyoffish.com/datingPosts1314705.aspx


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    Default Re: Nothing like encouraging stereotypes! Bastards.

    that guy is supposed to be a strip club dj, i think. if he was my dj he would never see a tip from me again/

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    Default Re: Nothing like encouraging stereotypes! Bastards.

    I feel this describes a lot of customers, actually.

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    Meh.. please show me to the front door of a club where the girls make $1,000 a night every night and you can say whatever you want.

    I'm not even offended by this, it's so stupid and far fetched.. nothing that is said about strippers surprises me anymore.

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    I guess its nothing new really. Just another case of men being afraid of women who are comfortable with their sexuality. A sensual woman is a powerful thing and some men just are not comfortable with powerful women. Their loss.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    Hey, if it gets them to stop trying to take me home, then it's fine by me. Let 'em think whatever they want.
    Quote Originally Posted by loveandluxury View Post
    Meh.. please show me to the front door of a club where the girls make $1,000 a night every night and you can say whatever you want.
    I second these!! Give me the money and get the fuck out so I can go home to my husband!! Where do I sign my STD encrusted, high school dropout whore ass up??

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    The guy who wrote that has Bitter Beat-Off Face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by i.breathe.in View Post
    that guy is supposed to be a strip club dj, i think....
    Ya fucking right. If he worked with strippers he would KNOW to NEVER EVER talk shit like that.


    But what are you gonna do? Some stereotypes are formed because that's how a LOT of strippers really are. We've all seen it. We just don't want to believe we're low enough to be part of that whole world, but we are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrettyCurlieQ View Post
    Ya fucking right. If he worked with strippers he would KNOW to NEVER EVER talk shit like that.

    Yeah..cause none of us have ever worked with A-hole DJ's!!

    There is a guy whos supposedly a SC DJ who has a whole site bashing strippers...

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    That's fucked up. I wouldn't talk shit if I knew my livlihood (sp?) depended on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrettyCurlieQ View Post
    That's fucked up. I wouldn't talk shit if I knew my livlihood (sp?) depended on it.
    He prob thinks no strippers read the net...

    hey..nobody EVER said he was smart

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrettyCurlieQ View Post
    Ya fucking right. If he worked with strippers he would KNOW to NEVER EVER talk shit like that.


    But what are you gonna do? Some stereotypes are formed because that's how a LOT of strippers really are. We've all seen it. We just don't want to believe we're low enough to be part of that whole world, but we are.
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    hows your assumptions going for you now, still solid?

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    oh come on, where is your sense of humor?, it was funny

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