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    Lightbulb she set her pubic hairs on fire.....

    so tonight I'm at work...in the bathroom.

    suddenly there are screams....then the stench of burning hair.

    I inquire about said screams.

    Get asked for a wet towel. Get the wet towel.

    Girl in question is a newbie dancer. On her period.

    No scissors handy to cut the string on her tampon.

    Instead of tucking in, someone gives her a lighter to burn the string off with before tucking the string.

    someone should have told the idiot to burn it first before inserting it.

    She inserted, then attempted to burn it.

    The string caught fire, flamed bright, burned to her crotch, caught the landing strip on fire, then fizzled out on her girly bits. OWWWWW.

    screams commence. I stifle laughter, while trying to wash hands and swallow vodka at the same time....vodka hurts when it comes out your nose.

    it was an interesting night at work.
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    lol; new meaning to "fire crotch" teehee

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    LOL!!!
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    Lol, being a stripper is a dangerous job.



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    Damn.

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    omfg. it's really easy to just wrap the string around your girl parts.. i don't ever have to cut the string.

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    wow...just wow...LOL
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    wow.

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    Who in the hell burns it AFTER they put it in?! I won't say she deserved that, but Darwin had a point.

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    Why????? Hahhhaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrettyCurlieQ View Post
    Darwin had a point.
    Or did he? Such stupid behaviour is starting to make me question his theories :-).

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    ^The point being that someone (or something I guess) who isn't good enough to survive, won't. Whether it's due to intelligence (or lack thereof, in this case) or strength or whatever. And I'm not trying to get into some stupid philosophical conversation, I was just trying to make a point. The bitch caught her fucking pubic hair on fire. It's pretty funny and pretty damn stupid.

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    Yes, ouch!!! And firecrotch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuckyOne View Post
    ...firecrotch.
    lol for real.

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    ha ha ha...did she think the fire would automatically stop halfway up the string or something?

    And who lights tampons on FIRE anyway??? Just tuck that thing up!! Why would you want burnt cotton flaking off into your vag?

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    ^I've seen girls do it when they can't find scissors, but I've never done it. I don't even cut them cuz I tried it once and it took me FOREVER to get the tampon out. And it was no fun digging into my own vagina for that thing. I just tuck the string in now. But, I gotta say, anytime I've ever seen someone burning a tampon, they were holding it in their hand! Not sitting on the toilet with it already up in their business.

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    Just....owww.

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    I think I told this story here, my GF at my very first club did this.
    I really have to thank everyone on SW for being the most supportive and awesome group ever!!


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    girl named Sunny did it here.

    there is more than one person in the world to have thought this was a good idea is just....wow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by winterrose View Post
    girl named Sunny did it here.

    there is more than one person in the world to have thought this was a good idea is just....wow.
    Yep!
    I really have to thank everyone on SW for being the most supportive and awesome group ever!!


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    Default Re: she set her pubic hairs on fire.....

    A girl I once danced with did this too. She had just sprayed down there with some pussy spray too, so her bits were ultra-flammable, it seemed. She was drunk.

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    I'd rather just cut the string off with my teeth than burn it. But I cut everything with my teeth. I don't see how she didn't think AT LEAST "hmm it's going to be hard to see once the tampons in there, I should burn it off first", if the fire+vag thing didn't freak her out.

    What an idiot. lol

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    wow... nothing like being naive to the effects of fire near your crotch! Great story

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    Quote Originally Posted by winterrose View Post
    girl named Sunny did it here.

    there is more than one person in the world to have thought this was a good idea is just....wow.
    ^ IMO, Sunny should change her name to "Sinai", as in "Burning Bush".

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