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    So I know we have a songs that should never be played in the club thread but how about a "floor killer" thread? Sorry if this has already been done before.

    I want to know what songs you think totally kill the crowds mood at the strip club. What makes them get up and walk away from the stages taking their money with them haha??

    I'll start:
    Evanescence ~ My Imortal

    I actually saw one guy almost dose off when this was playing LOL!
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    "No One" Alicia Keys.

    The woman can sing, but in this song her magnificent voice is utterly wasted. It's fit to inspire wrist-slashing and self-immolation, one of the single worst SC songs, out of hundreds--yet half the dancers at my new club were fighting over it when I started there. Until I told them I wouldn't play it at all unless it was the last song of the night, etc. Even then I rarely do. I think I've played it once in three months, for a really good tipper.

    Before I got there, these women were playing it at midnight on a fucking friday night!
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    The Ritz or anything like it...I can't even sell a dance to that song in good faith. Plus the guys always beg that I wait till the next one because it's so bad. It really pisses me off when I hear it to because I know the next song of the chicks set if going to suck just as bad and that 6 mins wasted...errrr!

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    What's 'The Ritz'?? I don't recall it, though from the sounds of it, that's a good thing.
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    I think she might mean this song. There's a few girls at my club that dance to this song and I feel like a complete retard giving a dance to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by virgoamm View Post
    I think she might mean this song. There's a few girls at my club that dance to this song and I feel like a complete retard giving a dance to it.
    I know shiny toy guns does a cover of that song too
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=7JvKGWWeT24
    I don't think I have heard that played at my club
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    sorry but anything by benifit like the super mario brothers rap song.

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    sarah mclaughlin songs.

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    Warning: This video scared me! This song is so bad and yes one of the djs who no longer works at the club actually played this song. Yes, I had to give a lap dance to this sh*t!


    A LAP DANCE IS SO MUCH BETTER WHEN THE STRIPPER IS CRYING

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQZbv5rEhzU



    There was a girl that would dance to this song on stage and do the full choreography. Mortifying!

    The Chicken Dance Song

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UV3kRV46Zs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ava Jadore View Post
    I know shiny toy guns does a cover of that song too
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=7JvKGWWeT24
    I don't think I have heard that played at my club
    It's that version (the one i posted). The girls that dance to it do burlesque style fan dancing. Their stage shows are awesome, but I hate it when I'm in the back trying to give a sexy dance to some of the songs they pick for their sets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lovely Ush View Post
    Warning: This video scared me! This song is so bad and yes one of the djs who no longer works at the club actually played this song. Yes, I had to give a lap dance to this sh*t!


    A LAP DANCE IS SO MUCH BETTER WHEN THE STRIPPER IS CRYING

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQZbv5rEhzU
    That song's freaking funny! But then again I have a twisted sense of humor, lol. But yeah, it's a definite floor killer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by virgoamm View Post
    It's that version (the one i posted). The girls that dance to it do burlesque style fan dancing. Their stage shows are awesome, but I hate it when I'm in the back trying to give a sexy dance to some of the songs they pick for their sets.
    I think I would have a hard time with that too. When I do table dances I tend to move slow and sensual and that would be weird with that song LOL!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ava Jadore View Post

    I'll start:
    Evanescence ~ My Imortal

    I actually saw one guy almost dose off when this was playing LOL!
    Pray tell, which DJ played that song?!

    As for that STG cover of The Ritz...I could soooo PWN that! I LOOOVVVEEEE doing burlesque and I like the original of the song anyway, so synthin' it up only makes life better. I think I'm gonna limewire it see if I can give it a slight assist. It seems right up my ally being burlesqueish AND a little down-tempoish...but I might make it a little more interesting. *has an idea*

    I actually don't pay attention to floor killers, I only notice when something makes people dance. I've caught a few middle aged guys dancing to Jeffree Star, which is AWESOME, and I had three 30-somethings at my stage yesterday grooving to a song featuring J*.
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    the police "every breath you take"

    i love dancing to the police, but fuck... when the dummy dj is working he plays this for my extra round if needed... and it's boring me to death!!

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    After last night I have to add another one to the list. YMCA. How the hell are you supposed to give a good dance to that? Ugh. I felt like jumping around and doing YMCA with my arms, not giving a lapdance.

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    ... you're kidding amm

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    I wish I was! I mean, I'm sure the guys by the stage loved it b/c it's different and fun. But good for trying to give a sexy dance and keep a guy interested?

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    I fucking hate 'YMCA'. I will always hate 'YMCA'. It's not cute, it's not funny. The fucking dance is fucking stupid. I have never understood why the hell everyone goes berserk and starts jumping around waving their arms like idiots when this song comes on. It should never, repeat never be played in a stripclub--in my opinion. It's right up there with grandma doing the 'Chicken Dance' at your cousin Beatrice' wedding. But then I have played songs other DJs would no doubt say should never be played.

    I would probably just leave the club, I have done it before when they started trotting out shitty music and stupid fucking joke songs.
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    "Rooster" by Alice In Chains. It's about the Vietnam War (J. Cantrell's dad is a veteran of that war). I feel like shooting myself when I hear it in the club. I'm sure I'm not the only one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by virgoamm View Post
    I wish I was! I mean, I'm sure the guys by the stage loved it b/c it's different and fun. But good for trying to give a sexy dance and keep a guy interested?
    Humm...thread about floor killers.....and by definition YMCA isnt one... heaven forbid customers jump around and have fun..... cant have that.... would I randomly play it, no. If someone asked for it..hell yeah. As of fact, it used to be on Thee Dollhouse chains REQUIRED playing, but, what the hell did Michael J Peters know, he only created the industry as we know it.
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    the dj at my club plays "now you're a man" from orgazmo for dance specials

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPl7Qsq0wLw

    it's funny to us, but everyone else just sits around really uncomfortably.

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    That song's horrible!

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