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    Smiley "Smiles there's..

    ...beautiful girls everywhere!"

    I sometimes walk up to a customer who's sitting looking bored or cranky and quickly say this. It's not hard to find people not smiling. What happens is they always instantly brighten up. Alot of times I'll make a sale from it, alot of times future stage tips, etc. It's my little way of raising the mood in the club and reminding them why we are all there.

    Any suggestions on other reasons to smile?

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    Ha..I've done this. "Alcohol and boobs as far as the eye can see..how can you not look stupidly happy???"

    Sadly...lately they just look at me like I'm on crack.

    Fine...be miserable then...boo

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    ^^^ Yeah, they've been doing that to me too.

    Me: Cheer up! There's pretty naked girls!
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    I have a friend that stoops down in front of these guys, crosses her arms and says fine, she'll be grumpy too, which usually gets a laugh.

    I agree though, this sort of thing seems to be working less and less. WTF is wrong with these people?
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    thats cute. ill try that tonight and see how it goes. but the way its been lately, geez, i'll see.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iambonbon05 View Post
    I have a friend that stoops down in front of these guys, crosses her arms and says fine, she'll be grumpy too, which usually gets a laugh.

    I do the same thing. I see a guy at the bar or alone at a table and sit down without introducing myself. I immediately copy his grumpy face and just look at him for a few seconds. He'll usually say hi or I'll just say something like 'I heard this was the grumpy table so I thought I'd join you... you look lonely.'

    That usually gets them to smile. If not, I put on a smile after I give them my line and it usually works. When they smile, I give them crap like 'Oh come on! A smile?! I knew you were putting on an act, your not grumpy at all. You should stop hiding your happiness, its bad for you.'

    I laugh and smile... its gets them everytime. My shtick is usually a confident, funny and happy attitude. Works like a charm If you sell it well, they will believe it.

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    I always tease the guys who pull out their phone and start texting at the club. I ask if they would rather be texting or have a hot naked woman in their lap? Sometimes it works and I get a laugh...somtimes I get the sour grapes stare in return LOL! One guy asked if he could do both at the same time !
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    Sometimes when I approach sour looking customers I walk up and say, "So...you've got that whole sexy/mysterious thing going on, but I'm willing to you bet your smile is even SEXIER." *wink, smile*

    That way, you're not getting on their case for looking grumpy, you're actually complimenting them...which leads them to smile in spite of themselves...

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    Quote Originally Posted by LilMissSophie View Post
    Sometimes when I approach sour looking customers I walk up and say, "So...you've got that whole sexy/mysterious thing going on, but I'm willing to you bet your smile is even SEXIER." *wink, smile*

    That way, you're not getting on their case for looking grumpy, you're actually complimenting them...which leads them to smile in spite of themselves...


    This is a good one..I'll try this out tonight. Thanks!!

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    Haha, I sing the song from Roger Rabbit....."Smile, won't you smile! You know this whole world is a great world after all!" *wink* I've never had a guy not smile and laugh after that!

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    I do this too! I'll walk up and say "Smile! It's a titty bar!!"

    Buuuuut, just last night I said it to a guy and he says "I don't see anything to smile about I guess." WTH?

    I'll also say "Ya know, they have a no frowning rule here. If you frown too much we have to take you to the special 'cheering up' room." (point to the vip.) "But then you never frown again." (insert wink)

    LilMissSophie, I love your line, I'll have to try that one out! But truly, what's up with all the grumpiness in clubs lately? I've asked a guy before how he can be in a bad mood in a place that's like Disneyland, but all grown up?




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    If a guy is sad I'll yell, "CHEER UP BUTTERCUP! BOOBIES MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER!" and then do a cliche stripper boob fondle.

    Usually I get a dance/tips (depending on club/private party)


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    I can't wait to work my club's Halloween party. I'm going as a sexy female version of the Joker...and I'm so going to amuse myself all night by going up to the grumpy sneering assholes and saying "why so serioussss??" with a big shit-eating grin.
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