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    How can I reconcile these with being a stripper? lol.

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    I don't see the problem here, tee hee!

    I am a Jew and a slut- I reject your Jesus and raise your dick!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine View Post
    I am a Jew and a slut- I reject your Jesus and raise your dick!!!!
    you make me wanna convert to judaism just to use that line.
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    ^What Sophia said.
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    I wish there was an "auto-like" setting that I could just have applied to all of your posts Sophia....

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    Wow, sounds really difficult. We're here for you if you want to talk about it.

    *falls down laughing hysterically*

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    Well I know the one true interpretation of what it means to be an atheist and I speak irrefutable truth when I say stripping is not compatible with a real atheist lifestyle.

    Really think long and hard and ask yourself if someone who really believes there is no proof of God would take their clothes off for money and dance for men who probably -do- believe there is a God.
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    ^^I was hoping miabella would chime in!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by virgoamm View Post
    How can I reconcile these with being a stripper? lol.
    ...athiest slut = Sale Tush Tit
    "Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Samba View Post
    Well I know the one true interpretation of what it means to be an atheist and I speak irrefutable truth when I say stripping is not compatible with a real atheist lifestyle.

    Really think long and hard and ask yourself if someone who really believes there is no proof of God would take their clothes off for money and dance for men who probably -do- believe there is a God.
    You made me choke on my Dr. Pepper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dottie Rebel View Post
    ^^I was hoping miabella would chime in!!
    it's just a matter of time...

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    "I'll picklepunch you in your twatwaffle!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by WiseGuy_TX View Post
    ...athiest slut = Sale Tush Tit
    Anagram!!!!! Hahahahahahhahh

    I feel like I bring men closer to God.....They keep saying His name when they sqee in their pants.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine View Post
    I am a Jew and a slut- I reject your Jesus and raise your dick!!!!
    You put the "ew" in Jew. Haha, JK.

    Personally I do believe in God but I decided to put the "lic" in Catholic.
    Conducting myself in a terribly sexy fashion on and

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    haaaa

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    I saw the title of this thread and thought "Did she just talk to her parents or something?"

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    I get the joke, but I really hate the word "slut." Because it applies to me.
    Quote Originally Posted by CuriousSeeker View Post
    ^Pssssttttt, your stripper is showing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Samba View Post
    Well I know the one true interpretation of what it means to be an atheist and I speak irrefutable truth when I say stripping is not compatible with a real atheist lifestyle.

    Really think long and hard and ask yourself if someone who really believes there is no proof of God would take their clothes off for money and dance for men who probably -do- believe there is a God.
    This is priceless!

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    You know, I'm not sure if a true slut or an atheist would really be a stripper. I mean, if you are a true slut, shouldn't you be off having sex with random strangers? I think you need to look into your heart and soul, to see if stripping is the right job for you, since it takes time away from your true purpose in life. If you really LOVED slutdom, you would think about quitting. Just saying. This is the true and only interpretation of what it means to be a slut and an atheist. If you do not follow my way, you are WRONG!!!!

    Thanks for this thread guys.

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    ^^
    Are you implying that I am compromising my values as a Slut by participating in capitalism and charging men to dance for them? Maybe you're right but I believe that I'm truly adhering to my values by being a slut where it matters the most-- be it at home with my husband or with close friends. They know the real me and love me for the godless Slut I am. At work, I'm just playing a role (capitalist prostitute).
    "SS=stripper shit, in the same spectrum as CS=customer shit, which is within the spectrum of SaS=sales shit, which is all contained in the universe of BS=bullshit." -- Jay Zeno (mod)

    "Show me a hot chick and I'll show you someone who's tired of fucking her."






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    ^^tell yourself what you have to to make it through the day.

    A real slut wouldn't even be on SW, she'd be too busy getting fucked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vivianbear View Post
    ^^
    Are you implying that I am compromising my values as a Slut by participating in capitalism and charging men to dance for them? Maybe you're right but I believe that I'm truly adhering to my values by being a slut where it matters the most-- be it at home with my husband or with close friends. They know the real me and love me for the godless Slut I am. At work, I'm just playing a role (capitalist prostitute).
    Yes, this is exactly what I mean. If you were a true slut, you would strip and turn men on for free like you should. *shakes head* this thread is making me question whether you are as true a slut as you claim.

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    ^^
    Who are any of you to judge me?!!!

    **runs from room to cry and simultaniously masturbate..***
    "SS=stripper shit, in the same spectrum as CS=customer shit, which is within the spectrum of SaS=sales shit, which is all contained in the universe of BS=bullshit." -- Jay Zeno (mod)

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    I just came in here to say that you should really get off your high horse and come and sit on my big fat chubby.

    START SHOWING ME SEXY (your sexy. show it to me. the sexy. Yours.) THAT NO GOD GAVE YOU

    I hope this helps you on your journey. I looked at some of your posts and you just might make a good stripper, but I am not so sure that I really am because how can I know how I am if I can't even believe in the concept of existence? How am I even here? Like, TITTIES!!

    kthnxby

    /Boobies.

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    lolslolslosl, hahaha this threAD cracked my ass up, and the one it was inspired by really had me at a loss for words.

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