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    Have you ever had a customer offer to write you a check and promise it would clear? I had my first yesterday. I declined, because I don't trust anyone I don't care how much money they seem to have. Anyways. the guy offered a check because he had already pulled 500 out of the ATM and it wouldn't let him take anymore out until midnight (this was at 6pm). BUT the thought occured to me, had he offered before 4pm I could have taken his check across the street to the bank and cashed it. Before dancing for him of course. Damn banks closing all early on Sat

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    THat would be so weird... I've seen it happen, but have never had it occur. I've maxed out a few cards and had to have the manager phone in a card because he'd used it too many time that night... ah... fun...

    So did he end up getting more dances from you or someone else or did he leave?

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    Guys have told me that and I've always declined. I don't trust anyone that much ITC, but then later I always wonder if I missed out on something!

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    i took the last of his cash and told him when im working so he can come back and see me. he left after that. he only comes into the club once every month or two. and hes a fetish guy....likes being stepped on and kicked. ah how i love those types

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    Quote Originally Posted by snow white View Post
    Have you ever had a customer offer to write you a check and promise it would clear? I had my first yesterday. I declined, because I don't trust anyone
    I have a funny story about that- at my 1st agency, a guy wrote a check for a private show- then stopped payment on it. So the dancer called the number listed on the check and told his wife all about it. The guy actually called the agency AGAIN from a hotel after his wife kicked him out of the house.

    I accepted a check recently but I didn't dare count on the funds until the bank said it was OK. I hate paper checks- who writes them anymore?

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    maybe some stupid questions, but, who would he write the check out to? would he leave it blank for you to fill in later with your real name? what if your club takes a percentage of what you make? would you just pay that with what you've made in cash from the rest of the night?

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    I had one guy offer me a check. I gave him this look-----
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    ^What Sophia said.
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    I wish there was an "auto-like" setting that I could just have applied to all of your posts Sophia....

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    If it was a good regular, sure. Some random dude, no.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sinnerjamie View Post
    maybe some stupid questions, but, who would he write the check out to? would he leave it blank for you to fill in later with your real name? what if your club takes a percentage of what you make? would you just pay that with what you've made in cash from the rest of the night?
    I had a girl take one (despite being told not to, at least not to count on the money). He left the name part blank (I'd be scared to lose it!), and paid out what she owed that night as if she had received cash. That way, if the money didn't go through, everyone else had their cut, it was just her that was out.
    She said it went through, but I'm not sure it did, I think she just didn't wanna look dumb.

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    I would take the check. especially if the guy had already spent a good portion of money on you and you'd just be wasting your time trying to chat up other guys for dances in the time you wouldn't be dancing for him.

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    I MIGHT take a check IF it was a reg cust. I would still take down his name, DL #, phone number and all though..just in case. And he can make the check out to cash.

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    (Semi- threadjack) This thread reminds me of something I noticed nationwide (I've been through several states this year for personal & business trips).......MANY businesses refuse to take paper checks anymore, even Ma & Pa-type business in small towns...Is the economy so bad that bad check writing is epidemic?

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    I once took a check from a regular and he stopped payment on it. I had to pay more than the check was worth in the end...never again.

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    If a regular wants to give me a tip in the form of a check - sure.....if they want to pay for their dances that way - then no.

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    i had 2 guys give me a check before, one due to atm issues and another due to credit card denial (i had them make it out to cash, no real name for me) anyway they were both for around 250-300, the first one cleared just fine, the other one th guy told me not to cash it til 3 days from than, but i ran into him at the club again in 2 days and he just gave me cash in exchange for the check, so it worked out for me. if that shit bounced thou, i'd be the first in line to call the wife, their mother, their boss....whatever i'd sue them for theft of services so quick it'd make their head spin
    These days I like to count my money. I like to wash it delicately and iron it. Sometimes I dry it with some bounty to make it all nice and cuddly. I love my money... did I say that out loud?

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    I had a guy write me a check once after I'd already danced for him. It was only for one dance, but he didn't have $20 cash or an ATM card (it was the end of the night and he was one of those rural old dudes that doesn't deal with cards). I had a sneaking suspicion that the check wouldn't clear, but there was no other way for him to pay so I took it, and had him make it to "CASH" for $30 to cover the inconvenience of having to go to his bank.

    Well, I got to the bank, and sure enough the teller said he didn't have the funds in his account to cover the check. I sighed and said that really stunk because I'd given him a lapdance the night before and I hated to think that he knew he was cheating me and he was just going to get away with it. The teller said, "You're right. He shouldn't get away with that. I'll push it through." She forced the check and gave me my money, and he got hit with an overdraft charge on top of the money he owed. Justice!!

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    ^^^Ha! That is too awesome!

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    ^^ between that and the guy who you went to his office and told him to pay up..you are my hero!!Strippers get JUSTICE!! Watch out guys!!

    Quote Originally Posted by lexilou View Post
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    LOL, those were both in the same week, too! Nowhere near as cool as you getting the guy thrown in jail though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sinnerjamie View Post
    maybe some stupid questions, but, who would he write the check out to? would he leave it blank for you to fill in later with your real name? what if your club takes a percentage of what you make? would you just pay that with what you've made in cash from the rest of the night?

    They just write it out to cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CKXXX View Post
    ^^ between that and the guy who you went to his office and told him to pay up..you are my hero!!Strippers get JUSTICE!! Watch out guys!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    LOL, those were both in the same week, too! Nowhere near as cool as you getting the guy thrown in jail though.
    Can we get some stories here

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    Quote Originally Posted by cutey5032 View Post
    Can we get some stories here
    I posted the whole story here a few weeks ago..I think the thread is called "threw a guy in jail"..or something like that

    Quote Originally Posted by lexilou View Post
    "I'll picklepunch you in your twatwaffle!"

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    Omg CK.....just read the story! Sometimes I hate reading the stories in SG because they make me angry, but that one made my night!! AWESOME lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by cutey5032 View Post
    Omg CK.....just read the story! Sometimes I hate reading the stories in SG because they make me angry, but that one made my night!! AWESOME lol
    yeah..it was pretty cool! I think me and Yek stayed up for hours after work that night just lying in bed laughing about it!!

    Quote Originally Posted by lexilou View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine View Post
    (Semi- threadjack) This thread reminds me of something I noticed nationwide (I've been through several states this year for personal & business trips).......MANY businesses refuse to take paper checks anymore, even Ma & Pa-type business in small towns...Is the economy so bad that bad check writing is epidemic?
    The last time I was looking for an apartment I had a guy refuse to accept a check for first and last while he checked references and stuff. He wanted a money order for first and last before we had even signed the lease. We told him he was crazy.
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