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    Do any of you find yourself getting really annoyed at the same piece of advice over and over and over again? Like, yeah....I got the fucking memo, thanks!
    I know people are trying to be helpful but I am so sick of hearing the same thing all the time.
    For example:
    I am still having a hard time getting my sleep cycle back on track after working nights for so long. When you've worked until 2 a.m. or later and your average bed time has been around 5 a.m. for the last two years.....it's hard to just lay down at midnight and get up at 8.
    Now that I am in the pursuit of a "normal job"....I am well aware of the fact this needs to be fixed. I'm fucking working on it.
    If I get called "sleepyhead" one more time I'm gonna explode! I have it coming from all ends about how I need to stop sleeping all day. My dad, my husband, my aunt, friends, roommates.....ahhh!!!

    Another one that's stripping related is "Well, if you have to drink to do the job, you shouldn't be doing it (anyway)"
    If I had a dime for every time I heard that one.
    I was talking with an acquaintance last week about stripping career in review and mentioned how I'd have to be smashed to get through the doors. My fault for mentioning it cause I knew what was coming....
    I am so sick of hearing it. I mean, really, do you think I am not aware of that?? Do you think I am gonna get all wide-eyed like "OH really??!!, Wow....I never thought about that!!"
    GAH....

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    Default Re: I got the fucking memo....

    Yup. Gotta love those people.

    I always just reply with, "Thanks, Captain Obvious". LOL

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    Default Re: I got the fucking memo....

    omg you have to drink to work? seriously?

    and quit crying, getting up at 9 am after working till 2 should be easy, now toughen up...


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    i get the same things said to me too..
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    Default Re: I got the fucking memo....

    Tell me about it.

    People call me abrasive put I finish their sentences or cut them off with "no shit", or "i know" or I just walk away. I CAN'T stand to hear the same crap over and over. I turn to super bitch the second I start hearing that kind of stuff coming from peoples mouths. It's like when people see me and say "wow your tall" "huh?!!!?!! Wtf! I must have grown 6 inches in my sleep and not noticed, thank you SOOOOO much for telling me!" Errrrr.

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    damn. I agree it is hard to swap sleep schedules around.

    *hugs*
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    ^ Yep. I always thought it should be emblazoned at the top of Customer Convo.

    "Next!" and "DTMFA!" have a little more power than "dump him," but the thought is the same.

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    Yeah..the most common I see is guys in the club coming up to me saying "smoking isnt good for you you know.."

    REALLY?? HOW did you find this out??? All this time I thought it was HEALTHY!!!

    Oh and BTW.when did Budweiser become health food you hypocrite?

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    yes, i prefer DTMFA!!!!

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    Default Re: I got the fucking memo....

    What is DTMTA, dump the mother fucking asshat or something?

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    ^ DTMFA = Dump The Motherfucker Already!

    Usually posted by an irate SW dancer after having to plow through 27 posts by another dancer in frantic defense of her abusive, disrespectful, misogynistic, pathological felon of a boyfriend who has stolen everything she ever owned, beaten her to within an inch of her life, sold her cats to a dog kennel, burned down her house and everything in it, fenced all her jewelry and jacked her car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CKXXX View Post
    Yeah..the most common I see is guys in the club coming up to me saying "smoking isnt good for you you know.."

    REALLY?? HOW did you find this out??? All this time I thought it was HEALTHY!!!

    Oh and BTW.when did Budweiser become health food you hypocrite?
    DAMN IT, you beat me to it. That's the ultimate in Advice From the File Marked "Duh".
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    Quote Originally Posted by CherryBomb954 View Post
    Do any of you find yourself getting really annoyed at the same piece of advice over and over and over again? Like, yeah....I got the fucking memo, thanks!
    I know people are trying to be helpful but I am so sick of hearing the same thing all the time.

    oh my God YES. For me it's the whole recession/economy/gas prices bullshit. Seriously, these people are like broken records lately. Do you think I need to hear for the 4753875683946th time "oh it's cause the economy's bad"..."no one's gonna make any money tonight cause of the recession..."..? omg, SHUT THE HELL UP. Ok, I get that the economy isn't the greatest right now. Do they think repeating it constantly, in response to EVERYTHING, like a mentally challenged parrot is going to change anything?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Other Owner View Post
    ^ DTMFA = Dump The Motherfucker Already!

    Usually posted by an irate SW dancer after having to plow through 27 posts by another dancer in frantic defense of her abusive, disrespectful, misogynistic, pathological felon of a boyfriend who has stolen everything she ever owned, beaten her to within an inch of her life, sold her cats to a dog kennel, burned down her house and everything in it, fenced all her jewelry and jacked her car.
    Bahahaha. Sorry, that WAS funny.

    Also LOL ^^at mentally challenged parrot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Other Owner View Post
    ^ DTMFA = Dump The Motherfucker Already!

    Usually posted by an irate SW dancer after having to plow through 27 posts by another dancer in frantic defense of her abusive, disrespectful, misogynistic, pathological felon of a boyfriend who has stolen everything she ever owned, beaten her to within an inch of her life, sold her cats to a dog kennel, burned down her house and everything in it, fenced all her jewelry and jacked her car.

    But you guys! I only post about the bad things!

    and I'm getting sick of people saying "it's the economy" too. if you have been on here as long as I have, you'll find that no matter what, it's "the economy."

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    ^Damn right. Its all woe is me and such.

    OP: are you asking the same question over and over again? Maybe that's why you keep getting the same advice. Best way for people to get off your back about their "advice" is to not talk about with them.
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    you can only survive by clinging onto trees
    that's your flaw
    put down some roots so you can stand on your own
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    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk View Post

    OP: are you asking the same question over and over again? Maybe that's why you keep getting the same advice. Best way for people to get off your back about their "advice" is to not talk about with them.
    I believe she is talking about unsolicited advice...I could be wrong though

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    i love hypocrites......love.... love them with a flamethrower.

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    *sigh* some people will never be happy.
    you live like an ivy vine
    you can only survive by clinging onto trees
    that's your flaw
    put down some roots so you can stand on your own
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    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk View Post
    *sigh* some people will never be happy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BohemianSiren View Post
    I think my two favorite "memos" on SW are "switch clubs" and "dump him."
    Yeah, switch clubs is one that's pretty redundant around here.



    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk View Post
    ^Damn right. Its all woe is me and such.

    OP: are you asking the same question over and over again? Maybe that's why you keep getting the same advice. Best way for people to get off your back about their "advice" is to not talk about with them.
    No, but alot of conversations seem to be centered around the same things lately. It's hard sometimes not to bring up stripping when it was such a big part of my life for so long. Also when people ask me "what am I doing right now?" and I tell them I'm unemployed, one thing leads to another......

    Quote Originally Posted by CKXXX View Post
    I believe she is talking about unsolicited advice...I could be wrong though
    True. I never actually ask questions. My whole point is really simple.....just being annoyed at hearing the same thing over and over and people thinking they are visionary or something like I've never heard it before....."captain obvious-es"

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Other Owner View Post
    ^ DTMFA = Dump The Motherfucker Already!

    Usually posted by an irate SW dancer after having to plow through 27 posts by another dancer in frantic defense of her abusive, disrespectful, misogynistic, pathological felon of a boyfriend who has stolen everything she ever owned, beaten her to within an inch of her life, sold her cats to a dog kennel, burned down her house and everything in it, fenced all her jewelry and jacked her car.
    I sort of thought this was coined by Dan Savage of the Savage Love advice column, but I could be wrong...

    Yes, I am really sick of society frowning upon being nocturnal, like somehow you're a lesser person if you want to sleep in and stay up late. People really act like it's socially unacceptable and it's annoying!

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    My favorite is "wow, your boobs are really big". Arg! Duh! What the hell are they expecting to say?

    Anyway, OP, I feel your pain. It's like people think I am lazy for sleeping as late as I do, but it's not like I am getting MORE sleep than them, just sleeping different hours. It's definitely irksome.

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    Yeah, my favorite one I STILL get from people even though I've been healthy weight for like two years now :

    "Wow! You've gained a ton of weight! You look so much better!"

    Motherfuckers, I know you mean to be nice, but telling a person recovering from anorexia that they have gained a ton of weight...I mean...SRSLY?
    Sexy Jasmine after getting fucked over at work:

    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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    advice: tanning is bad for you. you'll get cancer.

    comment: omg, you're so much nicer/smarter than i expected you to be. (yes, i know i'm nice/smart. but thanks for reminding me of how bitchy/stupid i seem to the casual viewer)

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