At school the other day, I went to throw something away in the trash can. After I disposed of whatever it was, I turned to go use the restroom...but for some reason, the wall got in my way..there's this metal holder thign bolted to the wall, and my head connected with it. The metal thigny clanged realy loud. Everyone turned to look...I kept on walking, feelign slightly dazed.
In the restroom, I surveyed the damage. U shaped red swollen lump right across my forehead. niice.
So I walk back into class with this pretty U lump on my head...and everyone turns around almost in unison " OMG. Are you OK??
Sooo embarassing.
My head is alwyas getting in the way of doors, walls and other unmoveable objects. WTF? Am I not aware of my body parts? Am I not aware of where my head is?? I cannot tell you how many times I have opened car doors right on my face. I dont get it. How can I be so fuckn clumsy?


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ok, CK wins the klutz of the year award
I really like inverts!

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