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    Default Best /Worst pickup line at work?

    What's the best/worst funniest pickup line you've heard at work? Not the usual stuff, but something that made you laugh or run screaming? Mine was Friday-guy stops me, seems very sweet, whispers in my ear, 'How can I make you mine...without paying for it?'. I just lost it and started laughing. Some guys are just too sweet-the way to a woman's heart...

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    from a guy who has REFUSED to buy me a drink when the bartender asked...I was getting up to walk away...

    Hey...so whats your address? I'll pick you up Fri at 7. You can even ride in my Hummer!!


    He was honestly SHOCKED when I laughed and told him I wouldnt go out with him on a bet

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    "You should come live with me and be my woman, and you'll never leave the house again."

    Gee, sign me up!

    Also this guy yesterday KEPT telling me over and over that I had "lots of cushion for the pushin'." He finally quit when I asked him loudly if he knew any women that actually liked hearing that. He laughed and said he was "just teasing," so I grinned back and said, "Oh, is that what they're calling rudeness nowadays?" He left a few minutes later when no one else would talk to his drunk nasty ass. I mean honestly... has that EVER worked??

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    Default Re: Best /Worst pickup line at work?

    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    Also this guy yesterday KEPT telling me over and over that I had "lots of cushion for the pushin'." He finally quit when I asked him loudly if he knew any women that actually liked hearing that.
    It is so weird when a guy thinks he is giving a compliment but it really is more of an insult. These people really need to work on their social skills LOL!!

    I often get "Don't worry sweetie I still think your hot even if your tits are kinda small". What idiots .

    The other night some guy kept going on and on about how he liked the shape of my pointy ribs...that was a pretty weird pick up line.
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    Default Re: Best /Worst pickup line at work?

    i had a guy tip me with a 5, and wrote his number and name on it....i thought it was pretty sad.

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    Default Re: Best /Worst pickup line at work?

    brings back memories of a guy who ripped a $100, and gave me a half with his hotel address on the half, the second half to be collected there.

    i still have that half....dumbass...
    These days I like to count my money. I like to wash it delicately and iron it. Sometimes I dry it with some bounty to make it all nice and cuddly. I love my money... did I say that out loud?

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    Default Re: Best /Worst pickup line at work?

    I had a thing where I'd lean over on stage and purr in the guys' ear.

    One guy said 'How much is that kitty in the window?'

    Normally I'd have rolled my eyes and walked away. But he's was kinda cute and I was in a good mood so I let it slide and had a beer with him and did a few dances for him when I got off stage.

    Nine months later, I was married to him! Cautionary tale, ladies! ;-)
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