Pretty funny article, from a pretty funny guy:
Pretty funny article, from a pretty funny guy:
I'm down with this, but to be honest, he overlooked some pretty obvious problem with Star Trek.
Where is the Designer Eye Wear? I mean come on. Giordi is on the finest ship in the fleet and he is wearing no-name Glasses? (wait, what is the word for the harmonica he wears on his face?). Anyway, I don't buy it.
Also they can make Data, but how come there are no hot Robot women? You really think a bunch of Engineers with this much capability wouldn't have invented hot Robot women by now? I don't think so.
And finally... how come they still haven't found a cure for hair loss (*cough* Captain Picard)?





I've thought of a few of those points before. Anyway, I always thought Giordi's Eyewear looked like an 80's banana clip. You know, one of these:
http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.c...3_2003_2136642
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.
funny as hell... also has anyone noticed that on voyager, the severity of any situation can be exactly calculated by Janeway's hair? The more damaged the ship is, the messier her hair gets.. like you know things aint that bad if just one small strand is misplaced but if her bun falls out it'a hoooooly fuck abandon ship!
I see a harmonica, but who knows... maybe in the future it's the fad. People are like, "OMG, that harmonica on your eyes just reeks of manliness, and it says so much about you that you don't need a designer label to be a cool guy."

I always wondered how they ran out of anyting. They DO have replicators...
Why didn't Voyager just reverse the polarity to the warp engines? They'd have been home in like a week. Just ask Geordi. Duh!
Remember the scene from Spaceballs when Dark Helmet went flying because they stopped from "ludicrious speed?" How can they just stay all calm and not move when stopping from warp?
I used to watch with my dad all the time. Since he died, I haven't been able to watch anymore. I used to look forward to Saturday and Wednesday nights when I was younger.
"FUCK YOU ESURANCE. Really. Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery."-AlexxaHex
"...you aren't killing the mood; you're still "naughty" and you're not ingesting your own feces. Everyone wins."-Jenny
The only one on that list that really resonates with me is Number Two:
"2. The Holodeck.
I mean, it's cool and all. But do you really believe that people would use it to re-create Sherlock Holmes mysteries and old-west saloons? Come on, we all know what the holodeck would be used for. And we also know what the worst job on the Enterprise would be: Having to squeegie the holodeck clean."




All the aliens look just like humans, except with different bumps on their heads.
Why is the only lead character played by a black man (Sisko) also the only lead character ever to not be a captain? I know he got promoted a little later, but still...
Why didn't Voyager head for the wormhole by DS9? Wouldn't that have cut their trip home in half?





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lol Kitty I love that you know what inertial dampeners are. I think we're officially geeks.





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Yay for dorks!
THe Borg isn't really a robot, but there ARE plenty of robot chicks.
And DS9 and TNG happen in different time periods, right? Maybe the wormhole wasn't known? And maybe they couldn't travel through them then?
The door thing tickles me. Has anyone else seen/read Hitchhikers' Guide?





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I'd be all over the holodeck. For just the reason the article states. My Holodeck program library would look like Larry Flynt's VHS/DVD collection.
I suppose. Just seems like she'd go with no makeup and her hair cut off or something. I can't think of any reason she would keep up with long, glossy hair. Also, how did she get such pretty highlights with no sunshine?
Oh, and dude, I would just live in the Holodeck. They could TRY to get me out of there... just try! Big holographic dudes would keep them away while Ziyi Zhang and I would just roll, roll, roll in the hay...





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LOL! That does sound like fun! But no, I don't think I'd do anything in the Holodeck except fuck.
A lot.
I mean a lot.





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^^
I'd use the holodeck to romance Kitty260 with the safety protocols ON.
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