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    Man!
    You know how when you use a tampon, you make sure you tuck in the string?!! Well for the first time, I forgot!

    Right after I went back out to the floor, I was requested by a big business guy who was out blowing cash with his clients- He kept telling me how gorgeous i was and we made good conversation for a little while, he mentioned that another girl had bad breath but that he was relieved that I smelled fine.
    We went for a dance, which I was hoping would end up to be more-

    And then i surprised myself when i took off my g-string, there was ANOTHER STRING!
    And maybe he didn't even notice, but i kind of freaked out because i was so embarrassed, and I was apologizing, saying "oh! im so sorry!" but i tried to laugh it off, "haha you've had such bad luck with dancers today!"
    but i think he was kind of avoiding contact the rest of the dance because of the idea that i was menstruating ON HIM,

    and when i asked if he'd like a second dance, he made some excuse and said no thanks. On our way out he told another girl that he wanted a dance from her next.

    UugghghHHhhhHHhhhhhghhh IT MADE ME FEEL SO STUPID. AND GROSS

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    Default Re: Ugh Tampon [email protected]$%7

    Hmm...

    That's why I cut the string, instead of tucking...

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    Awwww...that's such a gross feeling. I mean, it's *not* gross, of course, but I know exactly how you feel

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    Oh well, you'll never see him again lol, so don't worry too much. If it ever happens again, fake like you're pulling the string out while descretly tucking it in your cooch and muttering, "Dammit! My outfit is like falling apart it's shedding strings EVERYWHERE!"
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    yeah cut the string off...then have fun trying to get it out later
    haha

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    Diva/Keeper Cup.

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    I ALWAYS snip the string, I have seen this happen on *several* occasions. I wouldn't feel too bad though
    Last edited by Camillian; 01-20-2010 at 04:36 PM.

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    it happens. i tuck my string and one time forgot and there i was on stage wondering why sooo many dancers were trying to tip me. Well after one tipped me and told me what was up, the others all relieved, went bk to business. it was embarrassing, but hey at least i had one in!! It could have been a mistake of a whole nother proportion!

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    I use the Instead cup, never have to worry about a string! I wouldn't worry about it though, it happens.

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    At least between you and the bad breath dancer, he'll have a good strip club story to tell his friends once he gets over it.

    The first time I went all nude, I was on my period and the tucked in string came out while I was table dancing for a guy. I looked in the mirror behind him and saw it. In this case though, he got more dances! I cut the strings now.

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    What's the instead cup btw?

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    i snip half the string off and tuck the rest up.

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    I've had this happen before. I actually thought it was a string and pulled it...really gross.

    Also I had to go on stage and I swore I was bleeding through my thong (I ALWAYS think this) so I was just standing there with my ass against the mirror for 6 minutes. It was at like 1:30am and the club was hoppin' too....it was a major mood killer. It turned out I was fine but I didn't want to bend over and risk being all bloody and for some reason I couldn't trust the mirror.

    Oh well...no one will remember anyways and I will redeem myself once I really do a stage show. I hate tampons.

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    Really embarassing but not the worst. I've bled through my tampon onstage before. Yes, I don't trust the tuck, I always cut the string. I just cut the string all the way off. I never have any probs getting it out.
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    Awww that sucks.............I bet it'll never happen to you again lol!

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    Yeah, i felt like i wanted to vent right afterwards, but i don't really like talking to the other girls in dressing room or the housemom most of the time because they often just make me feel worse.

    I was also just kicking myself because he seemed like the biggest possible money i ran into so far that night.

    BLEH, ok, i'm cutting the string from now on.

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    I cut the tampon in half and change it more often...just in case if im moving acertain way too much, i dont want it to migrate down and the custie see white

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    Quote Originally Posted by ediblecrayonz View Post
    What's the instead cup btw?
    http://www.softcup.com/

    they're effing awesome! No strings to worry about at all. They are a bit messy to remove but to me it's worth it. I can wear one for 8 hours with no leakage at all.

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    haha no this is the worst...i was doing a fruit and veg show at a private party about 6 months ago and as i was halfway thru the show pulling 3 metres of pearls out of my hoohoo one of the guys pointed out there was blood on the pearls! omg so fucking embarrasing! i wasnt even due for my period. i got up, went and put a sponge in, went back out and apoligised and offered to end the show and give them half their money back. they were so cool about it and wanted me to finish the show and even payed me extra to stick around for an hour afterwards. but i still cringe about it to this day!!!

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    I always put the tampon in, THEN snip it short, and THEN tuck it in. That way its never too long but its also never too short where I would have trouble finding it later.

    Sorry about the bad luck though. That sucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayde81 View Post
    i was doing a fruit and veg show at a private party about 6 months ago and as i was halfway thru the show pulling 3 metres of pearls out of my hoohoo one of the guys pointed out there was blood on the pearls!

    Best. Quote. Ever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hot4ablackchick View Post
    Really embarassing but not the worst. I've bled through my tampon onstage before. Yes, I don't trust the tuck, I always cut the string. I just cut the string all the way off. I never have any probs getting it out.
    hey did u ever work at the honeypot in darwin, australia? u look very much like a girl that happened to when i was there last.

    i cut the string completely off too. girls just remember to take it out....once i thought i had taken it out (i was drunk ) and i stuck another one up there. the first one was so far up there i had no clue it was there and after my period stopped continued having sex with my bf. so after i few weeks i had this god awful smell coming from my hoohoo whenever we had sex. we went to the docs and the fuckhead man doctor wouldnt examine me just put me on antibiotics. after a month the smell was still happening and i had flu like symptoms so i went to see a woman doctor. she examined me and lo and behold pulled out this fucking feral old tampon. god i was embarrased but she said she sees it all the time. and the flu like symptoms....onset of toxic shock syndrome, i could have died learn from me ladies, it may sound stupid but it CAN happen!!!!

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    yeah i cut the string about an inch and a half down and tie a knot in it. I don't like to cut the string off totally, the string is easier to grab when it has a knot in it., especially when the period isn't very heavy.
    I have never forgot about a tampon (hate the things) but my sister said she did, she reckons she didn't know until it just popped out by itself a week later.

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    wow well thats better then what happened to me i was in a nude club dancing on stage and it was a cpl ppl there i got naked and my string was out... i couldve killed myself i was so pissed lol

    but i went home that night came back the next night and did really well

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayde81 View Post
    hey did u ever work at the honeypot in darwin, australia? u look very much like a girl that happened to when i was there last.

    Nope Jayde, never even been as far south as florida, let alone australia. I wish!



    i cut the string completely off too. girls just remember to take it out....once i thought i had taken it out (i was drunk ) and i stuck another one up there. the first one was so far up there i had no clue it was there and after my period stopped continued having sex with my bf. so after i few weeks i had this god awful smell coming from my hoohoo whenever we had sex. we went to the docs and the fuckhead man doctor wouldnt examine me just put me on antibiotics. after a month the smell was still happening and i had flu like symptoms so i went to see a woman doctor. she examined me and lo and behold pulled out this fucking feral old tampon. god i was embarrased but she said she sees it all the time. and the flu like symptoms....onset of toxic shock syndrome, i could have died learn from me ladies, it may sound stupid but it CAN happen!!!!

    OMG this sadly happened to me too . There was this horrendous odor, and luckily for me I decided to check and there were not just one but TWO tampons up there. I'm guessing they had been up there for at least a couple weeks, how I forgot I don't know. I NEVER drink.
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