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    Dear Customer with B.O.,

    What is it about you that refuses to shower/wear deodorant? How can you not smell yourself? Are you TRYING to make me gag/barf? And I'm sorry, I cannot hug you, but I will give you an air kiss from about 6 inches (at the minimum) away. I'm sorry, but until you can practice basic decent hygiene, I will not give you a hug because doing so would cause me to, unfortunately, smell like YOU. Yes, hugging you will make me stink and it will fuck with my $$$. There is also the possibility that I will puke and/or die from asphyxiation from holding my breath for minutes on end.

    Seriously. Shower and use deodorant. It's not that hard!

    Why. people? WHY??!!

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    Oh. If I walk up to someone and they smell bad I wont even make eye contact or Ill run away. Their stinch sticking to me and losing me money is not worth the cash. Not even worth a VIP - Id probably throw up. And I dont want to sound racist but its typically men of Indian descent that smell horrible. Not all but usually.

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    Default Re: Dear Customer with B.O.,

    whew ya - what is it about that? But you know that one guy who posted that some ladies stink too? Its true, I have worked with some funky chix, can't THEY smell themselves either????
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    Default Re: Dear Customer with B.O.,

    Ew, the worst is when they smell okay, and you lean in during the dance and catch a whiff of their RANK breath! Please, for the love of all that is holy, take a mint after drinking coffee!
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    Default Re: Dear Customer with B.O.,

    The stinkiest guys I usually get are construction workers. I think its mostly fresh though, they do work out in the sun all day. Yeah, Middle Eastern guys tend to be stinky though, unless they're thoroughly Americanized. I think the reason is that most of them are muslim and only wash 5 parts of their body on a daily basis. I don't remember which five, but hands, feet, and face are included, and I'm pretty sure armpits are not.

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    Default Re: Dear Customer with B.O.,

    Gross. i danced for a mexican last year who was so bad I was gagging the whole time. I had to stand like 3 feet away and just dance infront of him. It was so bad. Then he wanted a 2nd dance, which I refused. Mexicans and Middle Easterners...they need to go through American self-higiene courses.
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    Default Re: Dear Customer with B.O.,

    Quote Originally Posted by LEIGH_LANDON View Post
    whew ya - what is it about that? But you know that one guy who posted that some ladies stink too? Its true, I have worked with some funky chix, can't THEY smell themselves either????
    True, but I'm not dancing for or hugging the other girls. And if they stink, it means more money for me!!

    Now if they give the club a rep for having smelly girls, then that does stink (pun intended)

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    Default Re: Dear Customer with B.O.,

    I literally can't smell (or taste) much. There have been times where I've been working up a sweat and have asked trusted people if I'm smelly.. haven't had a positive answer yet. *shrug*

    I do care, just physically my nose isn't in order most of the time.
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