Dear Customer with B.O.,
What is it about you that refuses to shower/wear deodorant? How can you not smell yourself? Are you TRYING to make me gag/barf? And I'm sorry, I cannot hug you, but I will give you an air kiss from about 6 inches (at the minimum) away. I'm sorry, but until you can practice basic decent hygiene, I will not give you a hug because doing so would cause me to, unfortunately, smell like YOU.Yes, hugging you will make me stink and it will fuck with my $$$. There is also the possibility that I will puke and/or die from asphyxiation from holding my breath for minutes on end.
Seriously. Shower and use deodorant. It's not that hard!
Why. people? WHY??!!
Thank you,
Starry Eyes



Yes, hugging you will make me stink and it will fuck with my $$$. There is also the possibility that I will puke and/or die from asphyxiation from holding my breath for minutes on end.
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