guys, would you get this?
guys, would you get this?
It sounds like there would be a lot of frustrated men out there. I mean, yeah it's all fine and dandy, but what guy wants to have all that buildup and then not be able to blow his load. I mean, it can't feel natural in any way.
we have orgasms and dont usually squirt stuff out. guys i have ased have told me that they actually cant *feel* anything coming out anyway. they just feel the contractions or whatever its called.





Sounds painful. Seems like it would malfunction after enough use too.![]()
If implanted, a man would still by able to fully ejaculate. There just wouldn't be any sperm in the seminal fluid. It would effectively achieve the same result as a vasectomy.
Provided it actually works.![]()
Former SCJ now in rehab.
It just doesn't seem right! LOL





If I want a robocock I'll buy a fresh one in the package. Ew what if you could feel or see it.
you live like an ivy vine
you can only survive by clinging onto trees
that's your flaw
put down some roots so you can stand on your own
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I told my husband about it. It kind of sounds like an IUD for men except it doesn't kill the sperm, right? Just filters them out?
I don't know, I still like my IUD better. I wouldn't trade it in for one of these.
"SS=stripper shit, in the same spectrum as CS=customer shit, which is within the spectrum of SaS=sales shit, which is all contained in the universe of BS=bullshit." -- Jay Zeno (mod)
"Show me a hot chick and I'll show you someone who's tired of fucking her."




Woah I can't believe that is for real!




Sounds like a temporary vasectomy, basically.
oh hai thar, I maed u a tmi:
I can vouch personally that vasectomies do not impede sexual function. In fact I'm about to go tackle my sweetie who's had the permanent procedure. And, um, he's a fantastic lover and produces perfectly normal cum minus the possibility of pregnancy.![]()
...With the microchip thing, though, I'd worry about whether it was always functioning correctly, unless the transmitter got back a confirming signal and beeped or something. Or I guess maybe the guy could feel it? That does sound a bit uncomfortable though. I bet they'll have the bugs worked out eventually.




Not bad, but we still haven't reached the epitome of science as predicted in 1974.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Six_Million_Dollar_Man
Let's not forget the motto - "Better, Stronger, Faster".
When they can arrange that, us guys will be lining up in droves for upgrades.
An orgasm doesn't happen in your penis; it happens in your brain. A guy does not even need to produce semen to have an orgasm. In fact, he doesn't even have to be hard, although it helps prevent hurting the skin.
But if this chip uses any version of Windows, it would probably crash at inopportune moments and you would have to reboot. "Excuse me honey, gotta shut down and restart. Be with you in three, four minutes. Maybe longer if I have to run Scandisk..."
^LMAO.
I love it! What an awesome idea for temporary birth control for men.





"...when the man is about to have sex, he can press 'pause' on a device that sends RF waves to his intimate microchip."
Would guys who used this device be "men o' pause"?![]()
^^^![]()
sounds a bit scary to me, but then I have an IUD so who am I to talk?
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