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    Default id rather have a laser in my vagina to shoot sperm, but this works too...

    guys, would you get this?

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    Default Re: id rather have a laser in my vagina to shoot sperm, but this works too...

    It sounds like there would be a lot of frustrated men out there. I mean, yeah it's all fine and dandy, but what guy wants to have all that buildup and then not be able to blow his load. I mean, it can't feel natural in any way.

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    Default Re: id rather have a laser in my vagina to shoot sperm, but this works too...

    we have orgasms and dont usually squirt stuff out. guys i have ased have told me that they actually cant *feel* anything coming out anyway. they just feel the contractions or whatever its called.

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    Default Re: id rather have a laser in my vagina to shoot sperm, but this works too...

    Sounds painful. Seems like it would malfunction after enough use too.

    Quote Originally Posted by ajbaer View Post
    It sounds like there would be a lot of frustrated men out there. I mean, yeah it's all fine and dandy, but what guy wants to have all that buildup and then not be able to blow his load. I mean, it can't feel natural in any way.
    If implanted, a man would still by able to fully ejaculate. There just wouldn't be any sperm in the seminal fluid. It would effectively achieve the same result as a vasectomy.

    Provided it actually works.
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    It just doesn't seem right! LOL

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    Default Re: id rather have a laser in my vagina to shoot sperm, but this works too...

    If I want a robocock I'll buy a fresh one in the package. Ew what if you could feel or see it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk View Post
    If I want a robocock I'll buy a fresh one in the package. Ew what if you could feel or see it.
    I doubt you could feel it or see it. It is a tiny little itsy bitsy chip, and the vas deferens are INSIDE his body. It wouldn't protrude. My bf had a vasectomy, and you can't feel the scar tissue from it unless you are really trying.

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    Default Re: id rather have a laser in my vagina to shoot sperm, but this works too...

    I told my husband about it. It kind of sounds like an IUD for men except it doesn't kill the sperm, right? Just filters them out?
    I don't know, I still like my IUD better. I wouldn't trade it in for one of these.
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    Woah I can't believe that is for real!

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    Default Re: id rather have a laser in my vagina to shoot sperm, but this works too...

    Sounds like a temporary vasectomy, basically.

    oh hai thar, I maed u a tmi:

    I can vouch personally that vasectomies do not impede sexual function. In fact I'm about to go tackle my sweetie who's had the permanent procedure. And, um, he's a fantastic lover and produces perfectly normal cum minus the possibility of pregnancy.

    ...With the microchip thing, though, I'd worry about whether it was always functioning correctly, unless the transmitter got back a confirming signal and beeped or something. Or I guess maybe the guy could feel it? That does sound a bit uncomfortable though. I bet they'll have the bugs worked out eventually.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thechaosfairy View Post
    I can vouch personally that vasectomies do not impede sexual function. In fact I'm about to go tackle my sweetie who's had the permanent procedure. And, um, he's a fantastic lover and produces perfectly normal cum minus the possibility of pregnancy.
    I second this statement. Isnt it nice to not have sperms?! Ewww creepy swimmy sperms! Don't get them in your eye!

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    Default Re: id rather have a laser in my vagina to shoot sperm, but this works too...

    Not bad, but we still haven't reached the epitome of science as predicted in 1974.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Six_Million_Dollar_Man

    Let's not forget the motto - "Better, Stronger, Faster".

    When they can arrange that, us guys will be lining up in droves for upgrades.

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    Default Re: id rather have a laser in my vagina to shoot sperm, but this works too...

    An orgasm doesn't happen in your penis; it happens in your brain. A guy does not even need to produce semen to have an orgasm. In fact, he doesn't even have to be hard, although it helps prevent hurting the skin.

    But if this chip uses any version of Windows, it would probably crash at inopportune moments and you would have to reboot. "Excuse me honey, gotta shut down and restart. Be with you in three, four minutes. Maybe longer if I have to run Scandisk..."

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    ^LMAO.

    I love it! What an awesome idea for temporary birth control for men.

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    Default Re: id rather have a laser in my vagina to shoot sperm, but this works too...

    "...when the man is about to have sex, he can press 'pause' on a device that sends RF waves to his intimate microchip."

    Would guys who used this device be "men o' pause"?

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    ^^^

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    Default Re: id rather have a laser in my vagina to shoot sperm, but this works too...

    sounds a bit scary to me, but then I have an IUD so who am I to talk?

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